Celebrity Big Brother UK - late Aug 2015

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crimmy said:
Did Chloe refer to Gail as "the best cleaning lady ever!" when they were toasting Scoop and Gail?!

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...YEP!... she sure did... and you know what?... that's probably what she thought of her as in Gail's entire stay in the house too... bitch!... cheers.
 
Lindsay1973 said:
I am not bad at it I can even play Guild wars 2 and message on facebook at the same time..granted I do it when I am not in a big fight and doing something like crafting or something like that.My friends wonder why the answer takes so long to come haha
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...colour me impressed Lindsay!...

crimmy said:
we all love your "ramblings" MrS :)
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...haha!... why thankyou crimmy!... so they are not for nothing then?... cooooool!... lol!... at least I now know that at least 2 people are reading them!... 😄...

Lindsay1973 said:
Wow Scoop is so full of himself on BOTS...he thinks he is the house Buddha
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...that's why I'm so glad that he is out of the house... he was worse when he was 'The President' of the house... he reminds me of one of those cult leaders that they have over in the USA... I just wish that they would stop having him on BOTS and just let him go home... cheers.
 
Mr Stickyfingers said:
...hahahaha!... yeah that kinda hit me in the face too lol!... that's probably the norm on Saturday night's around Rylan's place more than likely lol!... the trouble is... that stupid Irish git is in there amongst them too!👊:mad:🤬... cheers
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Just seen the Irish GIT......The freaking alice in Bizarro land one with the pink hair........:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
 
crimmy said:
Did Chloe refer to Gail as "the best cleaning lady ever!" when they were toasting Scoop and Gail?!

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Credit where credit is due - I for one have never come a cross a better "cleaning lady" :p
 
I haven't made it to the actual evictions yet nor have I read your spoilers Ladies and Gentlemen... but another day in "Janice Universe" makes up for it :p
 
I really enjoyed the two episodes efkre eviction because there was a bit of drama and some fun!
glad Farah got the boot over Jenna :) I enjoyed her on BOTS
 
Ugh. Watching the live feeds, and I'm so utterly sick of Austin. Hope he is out next. He deserves it, for completely dropping the ball. James is just explaining how over him he is too... I don't want James to win, as he'd be about as memorable as buggalugs who won in Australia last year... Oooh, now James and Austin are actually fighting.

So, who to win? I guess we can discount Sherrie, Jenna, Janice and Bobby, as they weren"'t popular enough to get saved last night. Austin... I ran be the only one he's shitting. Natasha,hmm, that's be okay. She handled herself well against Jarrah. Chloe etc, just no.

I guess I'd like Bobby best. I'd understand James, especially the way he's shouting down Austin right now, but looking back I'd never remember him.
 
Tonight's spoilers: 20/9/2015
Austin Armacost rages Janice Dickinson over letters from home, tasks, and rows.

Austin Armacost exploded at Janice Dickinson in the Celebrity Big Brother house tonight over the traditional Letters From Home task.

This year's one was quite something as the housemates took part in an End of The World challenge.

The housemates were told they were living in the Big Brother ruins, what remains of the house following a series of catastrophic events that had destroyed almost everything except fresh water, meager food rations, some basic clothing... and their letters from home.

In order for the housemates to each win a letter from a loved one, they had to stand on a boulder in the garden and withstand all the End of The World had to throw at them.

However the housemates weren't playing for their own letters so it wasn't just themselves they had to think about when it came to giving in.

Janice lasted just one hour before caving and was the only one to fail the task.

As punishment she had to destroy another housemates' letter and picked Austin after an earlier row over her giving up during the challenge.

Janice explained: "It made me feel so bad when I offered my apology to you and you didn't accept it. It made me feel sad and I'm sorry."

But Austin raged: "You're not sorry, you did that to yourself, you made yourself feel like a ****. Unbelievable. F**k you and f**k your apology!"

He added as the other housemates at around uncomfortably: "She does nothing and we all sit out there for 3 hours that's bulls**t.

As Janice chucked his letter into the 'lava pool' in the garden to be lost forever, Austin sighed: "It is what it is, it f**king sucks but..."
 
...yesterdays shows.. Live eviction first... Whiney Willis will be going in the house eh?... big whoop!... Janice is in the Diary Room crying her tits off because she received some jumpers from someone?... she then goes out to the kitchen blubbering then starts thanking Stiffy and then Chlorine and tells everyone just how much she loves them... wow!... let it all out Janice or what?... they have a party for Stiffy and Sherrie's Birthday's... what ... on the same day?... fast forward... party's over and James and Austin are giving Sherrie lap dances? 😵‍💫😳:oops:... they then do a nudie strip for the rest of the housemates... Stiffy and Chlorine are in the toilet doing a direct line out of some b-grade porno from the sounds of it ... they both cum out of the toilet with Stiffy acting drained and Chlorine most likely having bad breath... 😳... he sounded like he was acting out a well rehearsed scene to me... so pathetic!...

...Whiney Willis goes into the house... so the four that are saved from eviction by the public are James/Austin/Natasha and Stiffy and Chlorine???????... Stiffy and Chlorine?... Stiffy and fucking Chlorine?... what the hell is wrong with you fucking people???... Stiffy and Chlorine????... AAAAAAARRRRRRGH!!!!!!...

...Natasha saves Sherrie... James saves Janice... Stiffy and Chlorine saved Bobby... Austin saves Jennitals and... and... and... yessssssss!!!... Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah has to go!... yeeeeeehaaaaaaa!!!!...

...Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah leaves the house and walks down the stairs... she doesn't seem fazed at all does she?... in her exit interview she blames her eviction on that everyone in the house are fake and that she is not 😖😖😖😖:rolleyes:🥱😴... (the poor deluded girl)... the audience chant "off!... off!... off!"... Emma gives her a bit of a hard time... (well done Emma for a change)... the crowd boo her to leave this time and then start chanting again... I get bored with her interview after a few minutes and fast forward to the end of the show... now for yesterdays BOTS... cheers.
 
...yesterdays BOTS:... James Jordan (I can't stand him)/Carol McGiffin and Nicola McClean are on the panel... Gail Porter joins the panel too... whiney Wiilis walks down the stairs... (hohum)... she says about the 'Stiffy and Chlorine porno stint' in the toilet... she says "was it real or was it an act"?... precisely!... fake! fake! fake!...

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...Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah walks down the stairs... here we go... more fake! fake! fake! bullshit from her to come... they talk about her giving James a big serve about him looking at her putting lipstick on just before she goes to bed and when Rylan says that "don't you think that anyone would do the same thing?"... she actually see's his point!... (I never saw that coming)...

...back from the break and they all talk about the 'Stiffy and Chlorine porno stint'... Gail believes it to be fake... James believe that it is fake... Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah believes it to be fake... they all believe it to be fake... over to the house... Jennitals is talking with Austin and is plotting against James... who woulda thunk it eh?... Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah calls Nichola McClean a 'dumb bitch' and Rylan tries to stop her retaliating but she gives her a serve back... Gail cries... it all stops... James Jordan asks Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah what she thought of Bobby's "no amount of lip gloss can hide the ugliness that lives within you!" comment (or something like that) and she just fobs him off and refuses to answer him and Rylan quickly closes the segment... James just shrugs his shoulders and shakes his head... then Rylan closes the show with his 'toxic questions' segment... every answer was so predictable of course... now for today's highlights show... cheers.
 
Having watched the "Farrah BOTS Show" now, I can only say that she's the same ol' bitch she was in the house. No magical transformation (who would have thought)?
Kudos to Rylan who handled her like a champ, the guy has a talent.
The last question on "Rylan Air": She would melt in a microwave on low heat hahahahahahahahaaaaaa.... who said it.

Why do they bother with Gail on BOTS? I realise there are all those contractual obligations but give her a broom and let her clean out the corners of the studio, she won't mind and we don't have to watch her bawling.
 
...today's highlight show:... they recap yesterday's show as usual... Stiffy goes to the Diary Room to thank "BB" for his 'great' Birthday party... he does the most amazing well rehearsed 'most-recently-written-off-the-press' script (that he wrote last night) grovelling act to Big Brother ever!... CRINGE!!!!... it was seriously bad!... urgh!... they have an 'end-of-the-world' task... they have fun... they then fight... Bobby laughs... the Americans all get the shits... the Brits laugh... the Americans get the shits and argue among each other... the Brits laugh at them... everyone laughs eventually... the end result?... fuck knows??????...

...James and Austin have a dig at each other in the garden during the post-mortem... everyone walks off... they then show the pre-eliminations... Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah gets evicted (thank God)... they show the aftermath of it with Jennitals setting up Austin to do her dirty work now... James tries to explain to Jennitals his reason for saving Janice and of course she shoots him down for it... he's being polite with her and she is being her usual obnoxious rude self... James is talking to Austin and Jennitals butts in because she's scared that he's buddying back up to Austin... they both join forces to beat him down for saving Janice and James walks away knowing full well that he's getting nowhere fast...

...Austin then tracks down James and James gives Austin a verbal tongue-lashing about his saving of Janice... oh Fuck!... here we go!... Stiffy and Chlorine are now both in the Diary Room... cue the latest speech... thank god that it ends there!... James is now talking to Jennitals about sex with an American girl and that he has never done it with one... Jennitals looks like she's actually trying to flirt with him!... don't go there James!... don't even think about it!... she would have E.K.D.T.M!... run!... run for your life!!!!!... lol!...

...it cuts to the bedroom and Jennitals is laying in the bed in between Austin and James?... (she'd be so used that wouldn't she?)... lol!...Sherrie is blubbering her tits off somewhere on her own... this must be her 'I'm crying and talking to myself to get votes to stay in the house' card that she is playing to the public I'm guessing... :rolleyes:... now for today's BOTS... cheers.
 
...Today's BOTS:... the people on the panel tonight are Caprice/Alex Sibley and 'Charlie Hides'... he shows the 'bitch-off between Nicola and Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah on last night's show... (I wish that they showed what happened between them after the show)... lol!... they show a funny moment where Austin is stirring up James saying that he's in love with him and wants to leave his husband for him and if he doesn't he will hunt him down and murder him lol!... (I found it funny at least)... they show Jennitals putting her arm around James while she's sleeping in the bed with both him and Austin and she's caressing him with her fingers on his chest! 😳😳😳... (remember the E.K.D.T.M James... remember what I told you!)...

...in the 'Apocalypse' task Jennitals can't pull her costume over her fat 'bubble arse' lol!... Rylan has the panel on the couch... they all agree that Janice is 'playing the game' the bet out of all of them and I'm starting to agree... OH SHIT!... Rylan announces that Scoop is going to be on later! 👊👊🤬🤬:mad::mad:😳... they talk about Jennitals new founded 'attraction' to James... they believe that Sherries 'meltdown' was staged as do I... Scoop comes on to do a skit... fast forward and then the resident 'comedian' Matt Richardson comes on... he says something... moving on... they show the housemates in their costumes with Jennitals talking very closely with James...

...he has Cammy Lee? Live from Las Vegas... they show some of her time in the house... (why I'm not too sure)... I'm not even sure why Rylan bothered to have her on the show at all to be truthful?... she wants Natasha to win the show at least... skip the 'who is on the buggy' section... not much more happens on the show really... the panel voted for James or Natasha to win this... (as long as it's not The Slurpies'!)... I now think that it will be James and Austin as the last two with James that wins it from here... cheers.
 
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