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Celebrity Big Brother UK - January 2017

...well... I've gone back and read everyone's posts...

Maybe it can be Judge Dredd or Buster Gonad and his infeasibly large testicles.

...hahaha!... funny as...

Actually kinda love the diary room... It's simple, but sweet.

...yes I so agree with Ezminus... it's the best ever in my opinion for sure...

My winner pick: Jedward.

...I want either Jedwood or James Cosmo to win this now... Cosmo first if not Jedwood...

Geez this Kim is a bitch.

...hahaha!... the understatement of the century my friend... isn't she what?... lol!...

i would have got out and splashed her if i was chloe

...haha!... I would've pushed her into the pool and held her head under lol!...

...oh bugger!... episode #11 is the Live Eviction show... not episode #10... I've stuffed up somewhere... oh stuffit!... I'm not going backwards... I'll just have to miss one... I guess that the next one will be episode #12 instead... lol!... I'm such a nuff nuff sometimes lol!... now to watch episode #12... cheers.

...I think that I did two posts named 'episode #10' whereas I should have named the second as 'episode # 11'... as I said... what a nuff nuff!...

Her voice dries me crazy...don't they go to school in the UK anymore?..no offence!! James Cosmo looks like he wishes he was back in the GAME OF THRONES and could throw her over the wall to the white walkers.I wonder what older folk think of the way the younger generations act these days ,no class anymore!!

...hahaha!... I think that you're spot on the mark there Lindsay lol!... funny as!...

this is what James Jordan sounds like when he laughs:biggrin:

...I'm so glad that I wasn't drinking something when I watched that because it would've been a definite case of the 'drink going through the nose' time lol!...

...well that's me caught up with all things to do with CBBUK 2017 so far... although... is it worth watching all of the BBBOTS episodes anyone?... hmmmmm!... I might give them a look maybe?... cheers.
 
A weird show tonight, I sort of feel like I've skipped an episode. I guess the Jasmine interview at the start threw everything off.

I cannot get over this Kim, she is quite unbelievable. One of my silly habits that I've done for years with CBB UK is that I don't google any of the celebrities that I don't know until they have been evicted, Its weird hey but I kinda like not knowing anything about them so I have no preconceived ideas. Consequently I know absolutely nothing about this Kim woman,

I really do not know what to think. Is she a paid actor on a double secret task from BB to attack the housemates and we the viewers have not been told? I truly find her behaviour bizarre. I just can't imagine being randomly attacked by an old woman like that. Plus she is vicious, she is quite frightening.

Jedward - boy these two have grown up since I last saw them. They are very defensive but this is not the Jedward I know from their series. They were like a weird act out of The Twilight Zone or something but totally harmless, they have a bit more bite nowadays. Somebody else might remember but I'm pretty sure Jedward never got nominated in their series and tonight virtually the whole house hit them.

I don't mind seeing James J go. I personally carry a lot of dislike for this bloke stunning from his series He was a total prick. Might of toned it down a bit but he is still awful.

Overall a bit of a strange episode for me.
 
I think Jedward may be using this as an opportunity for a little re-branding. Typically, in the past they ignored any negative comments, fobbing over criticism with self promotion, positivity and non sequiturs. One, in particular, seems to have had enough, and is challenging people who suggest they are a joke, confronting them with evidence - we have written and recorded three albums, we got further on X Factor than you etc. They are coming across as defensive, but also more human than before.

If they are changing their image, I wish them well. I don't mean to, but I like the little buggers.
 
Oh my God. Kim.

That lady is not right in the head. She is delusional and paranoid. I mean I love a good fight as much as the next person but she is just completely nuts and a little scary. In fact watching that wasn't really entertaining it was more uncomfortable. Get her out.
 
...episode 16:... haha!... right from the outset it looks like Stacey is giving Jessica yet another serve... Kim's at it again with a few of them and could be possibly being escorted out of the house? (hopefully)... if the show is even half as good as the promo then we're in for a wild ride lol!... the show starts off with re-capping the Live Eviction as per usual... all of the opening is of everyone complaining about yes you've guessed it... KIM!... lol!... ...Spencer tries to stir up Kim but she doesn't bite... Kim's in the Diary Room and is talking about Spencer 'goading' her... "scum! scum! scum!... you don't mix with it... you wash it down the sink!"... she tells Big Brother... she's so nice isn't she?...

...okay... I have a theory about this old bat... the other day I realised where I've seen her before...I vaguely remember that she had made some appearances on BOTS and had told Rylan and others stuff like... "if I was in there they wouldn't get away with that" or "if I heard them say that I'd say..." type of statements while she was sitting on the BOTS panel as a guest... that being said... I think that her reactions and aggressive behaviour is her trying to live up to whatever she said she would do if she was put into the house... I think that Big Brother had decided to coax her to 'put the money where you're mouth is'... she then didn't really have much choice after that but to say 'yes' that she would do it I believe...

...she is only carrying on like this so that when she finally gets kicked out of the house and then appears on BOTS that she will tell her mates in the studio audience and her friend Rylan that "I told you that I would sort them all out didn't I?" and "I wasn't going to let them get away with saying that..." types of statements... this is all about her BOTS appearance... in her mind she can't be seen to be 'all mouth and no action'... as well as getting an appearance fee for being in the house she is feathering her nest to be a regular on BOTS for many years to come... she has an ulterior motive for what she is doing I believe...I can just hear Rylan saying "NOBODY messes with our Kim... nobody!" already...

...so... back to Kim in the Diary Room... there she is sitting in the chair like little 'Miss High and Mighty' being dismissive about the other peasants in the house... making excuses for herself so that she gets good material for her BOTS appearance... (she just sounds so silly)... moving on... Jamie is confiding in Nicola about him having the hotties for Bianca... (he doesn't have much taste obviously)... he tells her that he's "going for it!"... **yawn**... it looks like 'door-gate' is going to start up again :rolleyes::bang:... Spencer opens it... Kim closes it... yadda yadda yadda!...(let the snore-fest begin!)... Kim gives up and says... "I realise that I'm being childish!"... yeah woteva Kim...

...she walks over to the other housemates and says "they're scum!"... (Spencer and Heidi)... he then retaliates... Chloe is called into the Diary Room to do a 'secret mission' to find out as much as possible about the other housemates and has to ask them whether peoples eyeballs could pop out when they sneeze?... and whether Dinosaurs were real or not?... lol!... and then the good old 'what came first... the chicken or the egg?'... she passes the task lol!... Jedwood John is getting Chloe's bum flashed at him in the bathroom and he tries not to see it... she then rubs her bum on him but he manages not to see what she's doing lol!...

...Nicola is trying to play 'cupid' by talking to Bianca about Jamie... (it doesn't look like she's really interested)... now Chloe is in the Diary Room and she's in trouble for rubbing her bum on Jeadwood John... she gets read the riot act about 'physical contact'... she accepts what Big Brother said... and now it pans to my most favourite moment this season and James Jordan is evicted!... (a tear of happiness runs down my cheek)... lol!...

...they show the aftermath of the eviction and Heidi and Spencer are having a cry about him going... seriously?... SERIOUSLY?... what a pair of wusses!... (they've only know him for a friggin' week ffs!)... sheesh!... :bang::bang::bang::bang::bang:... one of the Jedwood's were jumping on a bed from relief so the hatred for Jedwood takes off once again... shut up and let them have fun FFS!... you areholes!... Stacey springs Jamie and Bianca 'kissing' in the toilet... (big whoop!)... Stacey/Jessica and Chloe are talking about Kim but are now arguing among themselves... Stacey is the only one talking sense to me from what I can make of it... I dunno... I give up!... lol!... now Jessica's blubbering her tits off and Stacey is called into the Diary Room... now she has a massive rant... lol!... as I said... I give up!...

...Chloe tells Kim and the other housemates what has happened (big mistake Chloe)... now Kim/Chloe/Stacey and Jessica are in a corner on their own with Kim giving them 'words of wisdom'... (this isn't going to end well is it?... lol!)... oh dear...Stacey gets up and starts walking around like a panther that's about to strike at prey... don't ask me what happened next but Km gets called to the Diary Room but not until Nicola gives her a massive serve lol!... Kim is now in the Diary Room... she spouts her usual speil for her BOTS appearance to make herself look better for Rylan and crew... "the Mafia won't break me blah blah blah!"... oh puhleeeeze!... give me a break!... really Kim?... you actually said that?... silly old bat...

...everyone is now going to bed... to 'sleep'... (or so we think!)... lol!... Kim starts up... :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:... she speaks in cliche's one after another... I won't bother to say what was said because it's way beyond me but Nicola storms off to the Diary Room and demands that she wants to go home... in the meantime Kim's still giving it to everyone else that is breathing in the house until she then walks away and Jamie follows her against Big Brother's instructions... Security are now in the house trying to keep people apart and calm people down (good luck with that lol!)... a female Security person escorts the old bat up the stairway to outside of the house in a 'walk of shame' for a lot of people I imagine... jeez!... Jamie told her a few home truths just as she was being walked away while she continually called out "adulturer!... adulturer!"... end of show...

...fucking wow!... that's all that I can say for this episode lol!... James Jordan gone yesterday and Kim gone today (hopefully forever)... am I dreaming all of this?... I am NEVER this lucky... it has to be a dream... hmmmm!... after all of that melodrama I think that I'll have a couple of Rum's to calm my nerves lol!... cheers.
 
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...I really can't see Kim staying in the house much after her immunity for being voted for runs out somehow lol!... now Chloe 'has the hots' for Calum lol!... Chloe is now in the Diary Room... she's talking in a nice quiet voice and it's tolerable lol!... Jessica looks pissed off... (probably because she's jealous of Chloe because she likes Calum too)... I am curious about something though... why do all of the females in the house think that Calum is 'gorgeous' and 'Charismatic'?... is he really ladies?... I'd love for one of you ladies on these forums to tell me if you agree with them... being a male I just can't see it... as I said... I'm just curious...

I don't see it at all...he is just Blah!!
 
...episode 17:... more fightin' an bitchin' ahead according to the promo... and omg!... Kim actually goes back in!... haha!... THAT should be interesting... Kim apparently slept in a spare room last night... Kim is in the Diary Room speaking exactly like Margaret Thatcher and acting like a cross between Queen Victoria and Mary Whitehouse with her 'moral stance'... she's still feathering up her future BOTS appearances yet again... (Rylan and company will be loving 'our Kim' so much after this no doubt)... annnnnnd... she blahs on!... apparently Nichole has them "all under a spell" and that "she's (Kim) being picked on!"... oh okie dokies Kim... thanks for pointing that out to me... I never noticed that YOU were the 'victim' before!... thanks for putting me straight there... (what a kind wonderful lady she is for doing that for me)...

...Kim walks back into the house... everyone basically sighs and everyone moves on... here we go... it's a 'Superheroes and side-kicks' task... Cosmo is in the Diary Room and is refusing to wear Lycra tights lol!... so they all lose the hot water until further notice... Jedwood totally embrace the task and are quite hilarious during it (cue all of the Jedwood haters to start hating their guts again... fuckwits!)... I've just noticed that Fox statue out in the garden... I love it!... I want one!... I want one!...

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...the side-kicks have to do everything that their Superheroes request... yes I know... the same old same old but a different name for the task eh?... as the Superhero 'Superbitch' Kim requests that Calum makes her a cup of tea and then asks him if him if he washed his hands first and asks to see his fingernails before making it... Calum loses it and throws her down onto the floor and pulls his pants and undies down and then squats over her and 'teabags' her while shouting out "tell me when to stop dunking those teabags bitch!... do you like your tea strong or weak you old bat!"... no... not really of course... I'm just checking yet again whether people are actually reading my drivel that's all...

...Cosmo isn't wearing the Lycra tights as he said that he wouldn't probably because his gonads now hang down to his knees at his age and besides... he may be well endowed and probably thinks it's best that his grandkids don't see his 'old man bits' hanging around maybe?... who knows eh?... there is a 'hero hotline' whereas the Superheroes ring up their side-kicks for service when they want something... Nicola makes them 'horrible milky tea in dirty cups' because she hates having to do it but it backfires on her because Jedwood makes her taste it before they try it lol!... (and all of those idiots think that Jedwood are stupid fools?... what a bunch of losers lol!)...

...Jedwood continue the role=playing as Superheroes... these guys are great... I so hope that they win this if Cosmo doesn't... they're great fun!... they re now having a Superhero battle with Coleen and are shouting out "bang bang!" as they're 'fighting' with her and Coleen says probably the best sentence to quote since this series began... "I'm being banged by Jedwood!"... hahahahahah!... funny as!... one of Jedwood's replies... "Yes!... I've banged one of the Nolan Sisters!"... lol!... brilliant!...

...Chloe is in the Diary Room saying that she thinks that Kim is probably a nice person... (someone slap her into reality please)... **a straight-jacket to the Diary Room immediately please!**... now Cosmo is trying to talk reasonably with Kim... she tells him that everybody else is to blame for what has happened to her of course... denial denial denial!... :rolleyes::bang:... Jedwood are now in the Diary Room being as funny as hell lol!...

...Calum must be trying to gain more airtime by going into the Diary Room and standing up to show how he 'fills out his costume so well'... or so he says...

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...there you go... judge for yourselves... moving on... Kim is now talking with Nicola (methinks)... (she must be itching for another fight I guess)... and she gets her wish of course... 'it's on' yet again... lol!... Cosmo says "she's like a dog with a bone isn't she?"... hahaha!... Kim starts saying something about "they crucified Jesus!" over and over again and it cuts out...

...now they all have to 'learn to fly' against a 'green screen' while the side-kicks are bombarded with all types of stuff including sewerage by their Superheroes... (it's really quite silly to be honest as far as I'm concerned)... they have to shower all of the shit off in cold water because of Cosmo and they're not happy... now they're in a 'laboratory' whereas they have to create a 'truth serum' by answering certain questions... Jessica looks pissed off as usual (she seems a tad bit too 'twitchy' for my liking... does she have some mental issues or something?... I dunno... it's beyond me)... I loved Cosmo's answer about Kim not coming into the house with the right attitude... she didn't look happy lol!... Chloe has a 'wardrobe malfunction' and her tit pops out 'accidentally'... they pass that stage of the shopping task...

...after the task Jessica is now crying about whatever again... hmmmm!... there's definitely something weird going on in that girl's head for sure... I think it's about Chloe's attraction to Calum yet again... and now her and Chloe are having a heated conversation about Calum (methinks?)... woteva!... Chloe's cuddling up to Calum again and he seems to be trying to discourage her from kissing him in front of the other housemates...

...Jessica and Kim are talking out in the garden in the smoking area... Jessica's not crying yet... (give it time)... Chloe comes out of the bedroom wearing a G-string and bra... (it's a swimming costume I think?}... she straddles a Jedwood...she gives him a lap dance and puts his face into her boobs and he falls on the floor whereas she then 'rides' him lol! (book a seat in the Diary Room for another Rules reminder for Chloe no doubt lol!)... whichever Jedwood it is he's hating every moment of it... NOT!... lol!...

...Jamie's in the Diary Room being all 'lovey dovey' about Bianca now (he's known her for what?... 2 weeks?)... :confused::rolleyes:... Chloe tries to get cuddly with Calum but he politely brushes her off as if he's 'tired'...she gets the message... end of show... cheers.
 
I think Jedward may be using this as an opportunity for a little re-branding. Typically, in the past they ignored any negative comments, fobbing over criticism with self promotion, positivity and non sequiturs. One, in particular, seems to have had enough, and is challenging people who suggest they are a joke, confronting them with evidence - we have written and recorded three albums, we got further on X Factor than you etc. They are coming across as defensive, but also more human than before.

If they are changing their image, I wish them well. I don't mean to, but I like the little buggers.

...I so agree with you that the Jedwood's are using this show to re-brand themselves Winterbourne... as I've said before... I'm loving them... whatever they are now doing is working...

...they're second to Cosmo in some popularity polls...

...so there you go... keep up the great work boys... it's working!... as I've said before... if Cosmo doesn't win it... I hope that they do... cheers.
 
I think deep down Calum is still the playboy/love rat whatever.......he sits there with that smirks on his face
He just loves the women fighting over him..I think it's all a show for the public.
 
I think deep down Calum is still the playboy/love rat whatever.......he sits there with that smirks on his face
He just loves the women fighting over him..I think it's all a show for the public.

Yep 100% agree

I was going to bag Chloe a little bit, that was kind of pathetic her begging to get into Callums bed. However Callum did lead her on a little earlier in the night. She is as dumb as a box of rocks and Callum should know better. I see substantial (even more!!) tears in the future from Chloe.

I was back on the Jedward bandwagon tonight, they were very funny during the task and the one that got the lap dance and fell of his chair that was hilarious.

I actually really like Bianca, she seems nice and dare I say it normal.In fact I'm at the stage where I don't dislike anybody except Kim. James will probably win and I'm cool with that although he lost a few points in my eyes tonight by not getting in the costume because "I'm a serious man" Dude you are on probably one of the most trashiest shows in the history of television and you won't put on a pair of stockings. Come on buddy.
 
Oh my.

I haven't tuned off but I find a few things amusing. (p.s. haven't read the comments above.... I'm just going on the eps I have watched)
Calum is playing nice boy not playboy. He isn't enjoying it.
Jasmine Ejection/Kim Inclusion - Well SOMEONE had to be evil now speidi arent
Jedward. Plastic.... showing some emotions but I truly dont think they have a grasp. SocialPolitical maybe but.... meh... god know what they will be like when they are 40 and have to be a person by themself. I expect them being in a home by them.

I hate... hate... HATE... that I like Spencer now. They already told us their game plan so I was surprised when they followed through.... but he continues to be evil and quasi likable.

They will win I suspect. PS Heidi who?
 
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...um... this may answer your question as to why he didn't go along with it adsyj... just saying ;):whistling::biggrin:... cheers.
 
I would love to have a live cam in Jedwards house and see how they really act?

Real life.

I supect they still bubble bathe each other and do each others hair..
 
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I think deep down Calum is still the playboy/love rat whatever.......he sits there with that smirks on his face
He just loves the women fighting over him..I think it's all a show for the public.

...haha!... you're right on the mark there Lindsay for sure... I totally agree too... cheers.
 
I would love to have a live cam in Jedwards house and see how they really act?

Real life.

I supect they still bubble bathe each other and do each others hair..


...were they Siamese Twins at one stage?... they sure are bonded aren't they?... cheers.
 
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