...episode 12:... they do a recap of the Eviction Show... Jedwood doing synchronised shaving... hahaha!... brilliant!... I saw the photo of them above doing it but to see the video of it... funny as!... Jasmine (I don't like her at all I'm afraid)... is called into the Diary Room and is aplogising for her behaviour the night before... **yawn**... Heidi and Spencer say something in the Diary Room... moving on...
...Coleen tells Austin to his face that she would pick him to go to save him from himself and he agrees... I like Coleen for one of those reasons alone... she is so grounded... more than all the rest of them in my opinion... she's 'normal'... Austin wants Stacey gone... (sorry pal... it was you)... Stacey is now bitchin' about Jasmine about something unfathomable to me at least... moving on...
...that Chloe Ferry girl with the northern screechy voice that goes right through you every time she speaks is doing my head in already... I will never whinge AS MUCH as I used to about Emma's voice being screechy most likely (do I hear adsyj doing a 'hooray!' about that in the background? lol!)...
...Chloe is trying too hard to party on and impress the guys by saying... (yes she did just say this)... "if ya feel horny I'll rub my clit on ya!"... yep!... that's what she said... word for word... what a lovely young lady she is... her parents must be so proud... she then yells out... "do ya wanna see me fanny!"... yes she sure did... what a nice girl to take home to meet your parents eh?... James Cosmo looks as impressed as he was while watching Jedwood perform lol!... I'd love to have known what he was thinking lol!...
...Calum speaks in the Diary Room and seems relieved that his mum is now gone lol!... he talks about Chloe lol!... Coleen is in the Diary Room in Hell and is having a big blubber... Chloe is in the pool and is 'performing' like some sort of Seal or whatever... Jessica the old biddy is laying down the rules to Chloe... (Chloe needs to tell her to go and get well and truly shafted... who the hell does she think she is?)... we should have a bet upon who cracks first and tells the old bat where to go methinks!... lol!...
...now the old bat is having a go at the new housemate Kim too... (she would last about 2 minutes with me lol!)... old Cosmo looks like he just wants to die lol!... the 'Hellers' have to sneak in and grab their stuff and decide to trash part of the rooms against Big Brothers instructions not to... meanwhile the old bat is still giving it to Kim... (how long until someone slaps her I wonder?)..
...James Jordan gets called to the Diary Room and gets told that they must take all of the food back that they stole or there will be dire consequences... (like they were with Bear last year?... **chuckle chuckle**)... Big Brother is definitely a toothless Tiger these days for sure... end of show... episode 13 next... cheers.
...Coleen tells Austin to his face that she would pick him to go to save him from himself and he agrees... I like Coleen for one of those reasons alone... she is so grounded... more than all the rest of them in my opinion... she's 'normal'... Austin wants Stacey gone... (sorry pal... it was you)... Stacey is now bitchin' about Jasmine about something unfathomable to me at least... moving on...
...that Chloe Ferry girl with the northern screechy voice that goes right through you every time she speaks is doing my head in already... I will never whinge AS MUCH as I used to about Emma's voice being screechy most likely (do I hear adsyj doing a 'hooray!' about that in the background? lol!)...
...Chloe is trying too hard to party on and impress the guys by saying... (yes she did just say this)... "if ya feel horny I'll rub my clit on ya!"... yep!... that's what she said... word for word... what a lovely young lady she is... her parents must be so proud... she then yells out... "do ya wanna see me fanny!"... yes she sure did... what a nice girl to take home to meet your parents eh?... James Cosmo looks as impressed as he was while watching Jedwood perform lol!... I'd love to have known what he was thinking lol!...
...Calum speaks in the Diary Room and seems relieved that his mum is now gone lol!... he talks about Chloe lol!... Coleen is in the Diary Room in Hell and is having a big blubber... Chloe is in the pool and is 'performing' like some sort of Seal or whatever... Jessica the old biddy is laying down the rules to Chloe... (Chloe needs to tell her to go and get well and truly shafted... who the hell does she think she is?)... we should have a bet upon who cracks first and tells the old bat where to go methinks!... lol!...
...now the old bat is having a go at the new housemate Kim too... (she would last about 2 minutes with me lol!)... old Cosmo looks like he just wants to die lol!... the 'Hellers' have to sneak in and grab their stuff and decide to trash part of the rooms against Big Brothers instructions not to... meanwhile the old bat is still giving it to Kim... (how long until someone slaps her I wonder?)..
...James Jordan gets called to the Diary Room and gets told that they must take all of the food back that they stole or there will be dire consequences... (like they were with Bear last year?... **chuckle chuckle**)... Big Brother is definitely a toothless Tiger these days for sure... end of show... episode 13 next... cheers.