Dystopia
Flying so high..
...what is the point of having Jack laying in a pool of fish guts?... how lame is that?... how old is that?... are we supposed to be peeing our duds and rolling around on the floor with this?... they then pour 4 buckets of other crap over him...what's fucking funny about that????... seriously... that is pure crap TV for anyone to watch!!!... so pathetic!... did you notice Dimwit Danny pouring it over him s-l-o-w-l-y?... it was obviously because he hates Jack for stealing 'HIS' jackpot because he's convinced that he is going to win this?...
...7 coats of spray tan?... really?... Big Brother has obviously completely run out of new ideas haven't they?... is that a possible health concern or is it nothing?... does anyone know?... at least Jack's up for whatever they throw at him... he's being a great sport about it but I am curious... if Danny had taken the money would Big Brother be making him do all these tasks?... I bet... NO WAY!!!!...
...Big Brother announces to them all that... **drum roll**... THEY ARE ALL NOW FINALISTS!... no shit Sherlock!!!... really?... who woulda thunk it????... of course they are all finalists... they're all still in the house!... it's not that hard to figure it out is it?... (thanks so much for explaining it all to us Big Brother)...
...Nick's little speech in the Diary Room shows that he has absolutely no life whatsoever on the outside of the house doesn't it?...pretty sad really... Danny prattling on in the Diary Room trying to sell himself as the winner to the public was pretty pathetic... (getting desperate now Danny?... worried about not winning?)... Nick saying that he didn't want to be perceived at being 'posh'... is that why he got himself a 'controversial girlfriend' in Harry?... to make himself seem more 'blokey'?...
...COULD YOU PLEASE NOT SING JOEL?... (he knows every word to every ABBA song!)... what a strange young man!... (Cristian in the background thinking about doing some cRAP... lol!)... thank God that he didn't join in... that's all I can say lol!... now to watch BOTS... oh by the way... Jack to win this!... (if not... Chloe)...cheers.
Very funny as usual Sticky
My sentiment exactly re the pool full of fish guts. It wouldn't surprise me to learn that the apprentice BB voice, the Scottish girl with the tinny voice and speech impediment, cooked up that one well, because she's still an apprentice and is too dense to come up with original ideas.
But what is it with Chloe's phobia of HAVING to go near stuff that smells bad and makes her vomit?
Silly girl.
The same goes for those who, when excluded from a "take-away food feast" feel compelled to go near the beggars banquet to inhale the aromas and writhe in agony because they are prohibited from devouring those culinary delights. Jack of course has been guilty of this stupidity in the past... though he did a pretty good job of not muttering too much when Danny Umpf Umpf (the prick) was needling him and even made him to hold his tray full of disgusting, greasy 'food'.
I too am all for Jack to win it now. The pendulum might just swing his way in the end.