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"Big Brother" UK: Timebomb

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Dystopia said:
Is Jack looking for Harriet in his nose?? That's silly Jack... :D
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crimmy said:
silly! he's trying to pick the winner of BBUK2015!!!
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...:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:... funny funny funny!... you two cracked me up big time... well done!...

Dystopia said:
You are such a genius Sticky, this is exactly the picture that stuck in my mind. Hail Caesar - BRAVO!!
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...lol!... as I said... two minds thinking alike... spooky isn't it?... lol!... cheers.
 
Mr Stickyfingers said:
...by the way dryyden... if you don't mind me asking... what program do you use to take those screen captures... it is so crystal clear... I use 'Snagit' but it is never that good a quality... cheers.
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I don't make them sorry. They're all just taken from the internet. I'd say they'd capture them from the 720p versions.
 
crimmy said:
but isn't Danny playing the "kill him with kindness" game to cope with Marc?
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That, I am convinced was a half subconscious knee jerk reaction. Was it not Chloe who suggested this in the first place and then a few others agreed including Danny? I can't help but think that Danny capitulated to Marc immediately after that initial pretense turf war. Anything he might have uttered after that was merely the muttering of a slain animal in its death throws. Dramatic, isn't it lol... ;)
Besides, I don't think Danny is capable of grasping such a complex concept as "killing with kindness".
 
Dystopia said:
That, I am convinced was a half subconscious knee jerk reaction. Was it not Chloe who suggested this in the first place and then a few others agreed including Danny? I can't help but think that Danny capitulated to Marc immediately after that initial pretense turf war. Anything he might have uttered after that was merely the muttering of a slain animal in its death throws. Dramatic, isn't it lol... ;)
Besides, I don't think Danny is capable of grasping such a complex concept as "killing with kindness".
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...ha!... so well put and so true!... that's why I'd like to see them put somebody worse than Marc into the house to whip him down the way that he did all of the males when he went into the house... I think that it was Joel that said it the most but it may have been Chloe that said it first... I can't remember to be honest... cheers.
 
Dystopia said:
That, I am convinced was a half subconscious knee jerk reaction. Was it not Chloe who suggested this in the first place and then a few others agreed including Danny? I can't help but think that Danny capitulated to Marc immediately after that initial pretense turf war. Anything he might have uttered after that was merely the muttering of a slain animal in its death throws. Dramatic, isn't it lol... ;)
Besides, I don't think Danny is capable of grasping such a complex concept as "killing with kindness".
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no he's not the brightest crayon in the box that's for sure - that's why I never thought he and Sarah would be a great combination past any chemistry they might have felt ...
 
crimmy said:
no he's not the brightest crayon in the box that's for sure - that's why I never thought he and Sarah would be a great combination past any chemistry they might have felt ...
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...yeah I know what you mean lol!... I think that it was lust at first sight at one stage but it would've fizzled out to nothing pretty quickly if they went there for sure... cheers.
 
I don't think I've heard one fully coherent sentence from him ... I like him, he's cute but he's a plaything not a keeper ...
(I am that shallow I amaze myself!!)
 
As much as Marc is annoying, I was in stitches at some of the nicknames he gave out - namely calling Eileen "Coffin Dodger" and Sam "Cum Bucket"/"Cum Depository".

Equally as funny was Chloe recalling him calling Sam by her nickname. The way she said "Cum Bucket" in such a serious manner was so unintentionally hilarious.
 
Rison said:
As much as Marc is annoying, I was in stitches at some of the nicknames he gave out - namely calling Eileen "Coffin Dodger" and Sam "Cum Bucket"/"Cum Depository".

Equally as funny was Chloe recalling him calling Sam by her nickname. The way she said "Cum Bucket" in such a serious manner was so unintentionally hilarious.
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...I just can't handle the pig of a man... the sooner he get's out the better in my book... in saying that... I still hope that Simple Simon goes before him though... a double eviction of them two would send me flying above the Earth with delight but that is never going to happen because as I said... Marc is earmarked by Big Brother to win this year in my book unfortunately... cheers.
 
Mr Stickyfingers said:
...Cristian and Daniel are both Marc's lapdogs as you say Dystopia... as with you I am concerned about them all warming up to Marc and his disgusting behaviour towards women in particular... Marc is Big Brother's earmarked winner of this years season
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After having just watched BOTS I am tempted to agree with you. Tonight as well as the two or so previous nights, the panel and Rylan have been singing Marc's praises... that can't be a coincidence. It's just like with the pollies, they get briefed in the morning as to what they have to say so they croon in unison all day long.

What confuses me terribly is that Marc is being praised on BOTS for "playing the game" as if it was the smart thing to do. Yet frequently during noms in the house, HMs get nominated for "playing the game".
So the big question is: Is it right or wrong to "play the game". Can we have a consensus please... or hold a poll or ask someone who is an authority on that subject. :cigar::pompus::woot:
 
crimmy said:
no he's not the brightest crayon in the box that's for sure - that's why I never thought he and Sarah would be a great combination past any chemistry they might have felt ...
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I have never understood why womenfolk swoon at the mere mention of his name and why the guys think he's some kind of a leader. When Keiran was in the house, Danny played second fiddle, or so everybody thought. In my mind, there was Keiran, then there was a vast expanse and in the distance one could glimpse Danny, without a horse stumbling through the landscape. Keiran leaves, there is a window of opportunity for a brief moment... but while Danny contemplates on the fact that he hates rations, Marc appears and claims the empty throne.
Currently it is Marc, then there is a vast expanse and in the distance one can glimpse Danny, without a horse stumbling through the landscape. There is really no big surprise in all this.

What has always puzzled me though is that Sarah would seek out Danny. Sarah, as much as I disliked her after she'd been consuming fermented beverages, was a smart girl, why would she attach herself to a dimwit like Danny? I cannot believe that she saw any attraction in Danny other than she had him in his pocket intelectually and he wouldn't cause her much trouble if any at all.
 
crimmy said:
I don't think I've heard one fully coherent sentence from him ... I like him, he's cute but he's a plaything not a keeper ...
(I am that shallow I amaze myself!!)
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Karma has come to collect debt. You spurned me, threw the pralines I procured for you all the way in Belgium at my feet... it's judgment day :p
 
Dystopia said:
I have never understood why womenfolk swoon at the mere mention of his name and why the guys think he's some kind of a leader. When Keiran was in the house, Danny played second fiddle, or so everybody thought. In my mind, there was Keiran, then there was a vast expanse and in the distance one could glimpse Danny, without a horse stumbling through the landscape. Keiran leaves, there is a window of opportunity for a brief moment... but while Danny contemplates on the fact that he hates rations, Marc appears and claims the empty throne.
Currently it is Marc, then there is a vast expanse and in the distance one can glimpse Danny, without a horse stumbling through the landscape. There is really no big surprise in all this.

What has always puzzled me though is that Sarah would seek out Danny. Sarah, as much as I disliked her after she'd been consuming fermented beverages, was a smart girl, why would she attach herself to a dimwit like Danny? I cannot believe that she saw any attraction in Danny other than she had him in his pocket intelectually and he wouldn't cause her much trouble if any at all.
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when you got it you got it ... and when you don't you don't ... what more can I say? lol :tongue:
 
So, not this coming Sunday but the next Sunday is Launch night... Wait, what?!

Big Brother: Time Warp Live Launch - Sunday 14th June @ 9PM:
Join Rylan Clark for the Live Launch of Big Brother: Time Warp as legendary Housemates make a dramatic return to the house that made them famous for a week of explosive twists.

Freeview.co.uk Link
 
Rison said:
So, not this coming Sunday but the next Sunday is Launch night... Wait, what?!

Big Brother: Time Warp Live Launch - Sunday 14th June @ 9PM:
Join Rylan Clark for the Live Launch of Big Brother: Time Warp as legendary Housemates make a dramatic return to the house that made them famous for a week of explosive twists.

Freeview.co.uk Link
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so think its pretty sure that Helen from last year will return ... maybe Steven - depending if he and the lil missus have sorted out her little visa issue ...
since I haven't seen any other seasons who do you all predict will return?

I had thought a timewarp would be the thing that removed the newbies and returned Harriet, Keiran and Sarah to the house but I don't think they will be returning anymore
 
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...what a childish tactic that Simple Simon adopts when fighting an arguement!... seriously... a full grown 46? year old just repeating over and over a string of words just to try and frustrate the other person enough to walk away... what an imbecile!... the man is obviously not as intelligent that he makes himself out to be... he loves walking around in Marcs shadow giving out his own versions of 'wordly advice' to the younger housemates but he argues like a little child...

...he came onto this show to further his so-called 'showbizz' career but he'll be lucky if he doesn't get punched in the street let alone furthering himself in 'TV Land'... what a sad sack of shit this man is... he's really showing that while arguing with people... he's all mouth until someone hits back at him... a true coward as far as I'm concerned... cheers.

EDIT:...(the first panel was going to say... "you're an absolute 'mother fucker'" at one stage but that's not what was said... but if you mouth those words while watching it they fit lol!... it's just the loop that I put it in that makes it look that way)...
 
crimmy said:
so think its pretty sure that Helen from last year will return ... maybe Steven - depending if he and the lil missus have sorted out her little visa issue ...
since I haven't seen any other seasons who do you all predict will return?

I had thought a timewarp would be the thing that removed the newbies and returned Harriet, Keiran and Sarah to the house but I don't think they will be returning anymore
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...oh for the love of God don't let it be Helen or Steve that comes back into the house!... let it be Harriet!... imagine what she would do to both Meathead Marc and Simple Simon?... lol!... cheers.
 
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