Why more than three? I know this is a trick question, I'm not falling for it. FYI, rejection of chocolates causes temporary blindness. You might just have to wait until you get your eyesight back and you'll see the gorgeous Harry shine like a star. But... I am a pushover, here:
1. Beautiful natural body
that was what the three was all about so this doesn't count - however as Danny pointed out ... one thing to walk around semi-naked near the pool but another in the kitchen - yes she's very comfortable with it however others may not be and she should be considerate of that. But you get no argument from me she has all the right bits in all the right places
2. Charming giggle
its a cackle not a giggle - nothing charming about it
3. Sex-appeal
sorry she doesn't do it for me - wrong equipment altogether
4. Razor sharp intellect
SERIOUSLY!?!?
5. Measured aloofness
NOW I KNOW YOU'RE KIDDING ME!?!? she's an open book - and some of the pages by now are probably stuck together!!! soooooooooo predictable - flash the boobs and she has a captive audience lol
6. Latex in suitcase
well now that's interesting to know (making notes)
7. Godlessness
I must have missed that bit - which god are we talking about ... because later in your list you mention a goddess so ... picky picky!!
8. No tattoos
and you've have ample opportunity to check that out!
9. Determination
or just a real lack of consideration for anyone but herself perhaps? her way or the highway (or whip - whatever floats your boat!)
10. Endurance o
h please - she's only been in the house how long? or do you grant her this because as she told the whole world she 'hasn't flicked her bean in the house yet' ... all class this one. WHY does the world need to know this?
11. Scented skin
you have smellovision? how do you know that the lotion she uses wouldn't be something you dislike? like fish gutts?
12. No piercings
you absolutely sure about that????
13. Non-smoker
might grant you this one because i haven't seen her outside smoking however that's no guarantee
14. Anti Marc
no biggie there - most people are - or at least extremely wary of him
15. Legible diction
or rather slightly interpretable diction? since they can't write anything down in the house how do you know its legible? and her mumblings are sometimes only slightly more discernible than Danny's!!
16. Direct descendant of Aphrodite
ohhh you belong to Ancestry.com - how cute!
etc.
is this 1?
etc.
is this 2?
etc.
is this 3?

