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"Big Brother" UK: Timebomb
- Thread starter Brekkie
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I guess they'd nomianted people producers were happy to get rid of so called an end to it. Had they been two of the producers favourites I'm sure they'd have got them to keep nominating until they had people up they wanted out.so are only 2 people up for eviction this week in total?
I loved Simon (when he wasn't saying SHOOWWWBIIZZZZZZ) but the last two days he has just been getting worse and worse.![]()
All you Simon haters can FARK ORFF

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...as the comedian said on 'a bit on the side'... Simple Simon thinks that if he rubs his eyes enough that it looks like he's crying... it is so fake... it's sometimes hard to believe that he is a grown man of 46 years old isn't it?... cheers.
love it MrS!!!
and about that 46 years old ... I could have sworn in the ep I watched last night he was exercising with Cristian's help ... and Cristian was messing with the counting ... and Simon whined and said "I'm 50 you know!" ... I need to go back and rewatch it to find it ... but its quite possible the snake is also lying about his age which really is pathetic!
Dystopia
Flying so high..
I think Cristian just committed suicide. The way he loafed in the chair next to the blue buzzer, he couldn't even be bothered to use his hand to press it. He had to make a point of how casual he was and how easy it all was for him to buzz HMs at his whim. Viewers may have missed his disgusting behaviour but I'm sure the HMs haven't. He'll be nominated aplenty I hope and the public have no reason to keep him in. He is a weak boy full of insecurities - he shouldn't try and disguise this by playing the cool guy.
He's fully on Marc's payroll now, follows him around like a puppy and just wants to be like him.
I am concerned that everybody seems to be warming up to Marc now. He is NOT nice. He is NOT there to stir things up but only to prove to himself what a great human being he is. He's a bully through and through. When a guy who makes his muscle mass a priority wears tight, short shorts that surely means something. The guy is full of himself and doesn't give a rat's ass about anyone else, no matter how hard he might pretend.
Danny is as much a loser as Cristian. When Marc ran around in the lounge area waking everybody up with a smack of the pillow, he actually wiped Danny's face with the palm of his hand... Danny didn't utter a peep. To do something like that is about the biggest provocation a man can dish out to another. It was like... I am marking my possessions... here Danny you are one of them, know your place.
Why is it that Marc headed the Brother's team? Did the public vote for that? Of course not. Another stupid calculation by the producers to "stir things up". For me as a viewer it would have been much more interesting to watch Marc as a minion, having to follow orders by others. Both Marc and Cristian have a cruel streak which should be obvious to everybody who watched the task. I don't like the fact that the producers have to resort to vile characters like that to pull the show along.
He's fully on Marc's payroll now, follows him around like a puppy and just wants to be like him.
I am concerned that everybody seems to be warming up to Marc now. He is NOT nice. He is NOT there to stir things up but only to prove to himself what a great human being he is. He's a bully through and through. When a guy who makes his muscle mass a priority wears tight, short shorts that surely means something. The guy is full of himself and doesn't give a rat's ass about anyone else, no matter how hard he might pretend.
Danny is as much a loser as Cristian. When Marc ran around in the lounge area waking everybody up with a smack of the pillow, he actually wiped Danny's face with the palm of his hand... Danny didn't utter a peep. To do something like that is about the biggest provocation a man can dish out to another. It was like... I am marking my possessions... here Danny you are one of them, know your place.
Why is it that Marc headed the Brother's team? Did the public vote for that? Of course not. Another stupid calculation by the producers to "stir things up". For me as a viewer it would have been much more interesting to watch Marc as a minion, having to follow orders by others. Both Marc and Cristian have a cruel streak which should be obvious to everybody who watched the task. I don't like the fact that the producers have to resort to vile characters like that to pull the show along.
Dystopia
Flying so high..
He lies about EVERYTHING. He is a pathological liar. The "Toga Party" -- simple Simon relished the gig. I've no doubt he wallowed in the fantasy of being one of the debauched Roman emperors... Tiberius comes to mind.love it MrS!!!
and about that 46 years old ... I could have sworn in the ep I watched last night he was exercising with Cristian's help ... and Cristian was messing with the counting ... and Simon whined and said "I'm 50 you know!" ... I need to go back and rewatch it to find it ... but its quite possible the snake is also lying about his age which really is pathetic!



He lies about EVERYTHING. He is a pathological liar. The "Toga Party" -- simple Simon relished the gig. I've no doubt he wallowed in the fantasy of being one of the debauched Roman emperors... Tiberius comes to mind.![]()

...hahaha!... I was thinking along the same lines... when you wrote that I couldn't help myself but do this... lol!... two minds thinking alike comes to mind... cheers.
I think Cristian just committed suicide. The way he loafed in the chair next to the blue buzzer, he couldn't even be bothered to use his hand to press it. He had to make a point of how casual he was and how easy it all was for him to buzz HMs at his whim. Viewers may have missed his disgusting behaviour but I'm sure the HMs haven't. He'll be nominated aplenty I hope and the public have no reason to keep him in. He is a weak boy full of insecurities - he shouldn't try and disguise this by playing the cool guy.
He's fully on Marc's payroll now, follows him around like a puppy and just wants to be like him.
I am concerned that everybody seems to be warming up to Marc now. He is NOT nice. He is NOT there to stir things up but only to prove to himself what a great human being he is. He's a bully through and through. When a guy who makes his muscle mass a priority wears tight, short shorts that surely means something. The guy is full of himself and doesn't give a rat's ass about anyone else, no matter how hard he might pretend.
Danny is as much a loser as Cristian. When Marc ran around in the lounge area waking everybody up with a smack of the pillow, he actually wiped Danny's face with the palm of his hand... Danny didn't utter a peep. To do something like that is about the biggest provocation a man can dish out to another. It was like... I am marking my possessions... here Danny you are one of them, know your place.
Why is it that Marc headed the Brother's team? Did the public vote for that? Of course not. Another stupid calculation by the producers to "stir things up". For me as a viewer it would have been much more interesting to watch Marc as a minion, having to follow orders by others. Both Marc and Cristian have a cruel streak which should be obvious to everybody who watched the task. I don't like the fact that the producers have to resort to vile characters like that to pull the show along.
...Cristian and Daniel are both Marc's lapdogs as you say Dystopia... as with you I am concerned about them all warming up to Marc and his disgusting behaviour towards women in particular... Marc is Big Brother's earmarked winner of this years season as Helen was last year... they are going to gear the whole show to suit him and there is no way that they will allow the housemates or the public to be able to vote him out... they will protect him as they did Helen because his vile behaviour garners ratings...
...all the other housemates are cannon fodder whether they are favourites or not... we have jack shit chances of keeping them in regardless of what we do... I'm just hoping that Big Brother get greedy for bigger ratings and put another 'Intruder Housemate' in to totally pussy whip Marc into a cowering dog so he knows how it feels!... I would so love that... someone that is more vile and obnoxious than Marc... all of the other housemates would sit back and just watch the show and would totally enjoy themselves methinks lol!... that would be so good for us to watch too!... alas... as I said... Marc is earmarked by Big Brother to win this no matter what because he is their favourite just as Helen Woods was last year believe me... cheers.
but isn't Danny playing the "kill him with kindness" game to cope with Marc?
I think Marc has nothing to lose - he knows he's only got 2 weeks to prove himself ... so he's not prepared to waste any of it
he's foul the way he talks to women and the stuff he says at times BUT its telling that the housemates are turning around in their opinions of him.
I think Joel will go this week ... Simon next week ... do they do double evictions in BBUK?
I think Marc has nothing to lose - he knows he's only got 2 weeks to prove himself ... so he's not prepared to waste any of it
he's foul the way he talks to women and the stuff he says at times BUT its telling that the housemates are turning around in their opinions of him.
I think Joel will go this week ... Simon next week ... do they do double evictions in BBUK?
beardymac
john might've been the walrus, but paul was a cat
I loved Simon (when he wasn't saying SHOOWWWBIIZZZZZZ)
r u kidding that's Simon at his best.
r u kidding that's Simon at his best.
...I just hope that when he gets evicted and that because he knows that everyone hates him... that as he leaves and they good riddance to bad rubbish that they say... don't cry dickwad... after all... THAT'S SHOWBIZZ!.... that would be so much fun to see that happen!... cheers.
Let's all remember the good times....
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...**SIGH**... that was such a good time wasn't it?... we should've revelled in the moment a tad bit longer shouldn't we?... cheers.
...by the way dryyden... if you don't mind me asking... what program do you use to take those screen captures... it is so crystal clear... I use 'Snagit' but it is never that good a quality... cheers.
Dystopia
Flying so high..
Is Jack looking for Harriet in his nose?? That's silly Jack...View attachment 49005
...so do I Jack... so do I... imagine Harriet and Chloe versus Marc and Simple Simon?... it would've been so explosive to watch methinks... cheers.

silly! he's trying to pick the winner of BBUK2015!!!Is Jack looking for Harriet in his nose?? That's silly Jack...![]()
Dystopia
Flying so high..
You are such a genius Sticky, this is exactly the picture that stuck in my mind. Hail Caesar - BRAVO!!View attachment 49006
...hahaha!... I was thinking along the same lines... when you wrote that I couldn't help myself but do this... lol!... two minds thinking alike comes to mind... cheers.

