What are the chances he turns up in cheap kmart pjs and admits he still has his mum cut up his carrots because he doesn't know how. Give me strength.
Forgot about that. Oh yeah, I'm a vegetarian who can't cut vegetables. Makes sense.
His preferred brand of cheap pajamas is Best N less as he said a million times last year. *Whiney voice* "I only got these from Best n Lessssss" for 5 dollars