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Episode Australian Survivor (2016) - Week 1 - Episode 1 & 2 Discussion

Well I guess Bianca wasnt as good at risk assesment as she thought she was.
In either of her professions.:D
Maybe she works for the Bureau of Statistics and the census debacle was her fault.[DOUBLEPOST=1471863616][/DOUBLEPOST]
Oh no Sam Pang is missing from HYBPA
I know, poor form. I love it when he hangs it on Tom very dead pan or is that Pang? We do have Keira coming up though.
 
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Oh no Sam Pang is missing from HYBPA
Haha. But Jonathan LP wasn't!!!

It was like an ad/programmed learning questions about Survivor. Good on TEN, working the audience.
 
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Australian Survivor ‏@Survivor_AU 56m56 minutes ago
Welcome to tribal council. Who do you think will be voted out?
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I just love contestants who think they have to hide their job.
Makes them interesting from the start. and predictably evicted fast.

maybe a new rule could be that they must never tell each other what they do
until they win immunity!
that could be very interesting..
 
I didn't mind Bianca as a Survivor contestant, she had more to offer than a lot of them (eg. Pete). I don't think lying about your entire existence and creating a convoluted backstory that makes you even MORE unlikable than if you had just told the truth is EVER a good idea though,

I'm really not liking Flick. If you're going to be a Mean Girl you need the panache of a Parvati or livid Amanda, and this girl is just charmless.

I still love hot geek Evan, he's wonderfully sneaky. Really liking Nick too, he's one to watch,

Overall it was a good second episode, and miles ahead of The Block or Zumbo.
 
That was very well done, good on ya 10
You guys who are Survivor virgins - how have you avoided it if you like RTV?

I don't watch every single series, sometime I'm not in the mood, don't like the people or some weird twist - they mix it up a lot so we don't get bored.

And wow, watch some old series, some are just amazing. Some contestants are amazing. Some of the locations are so fantastic.

I have loved a lot of contestants, some are just gorgeous people, some are very clever strategists, and some are disgusting.
My dear brother watched every second he adored survivor.
I love survivor....memorable people Ozzie,Parvati,Russell,rupert etc
 
...what a great result... she was really raising my feckles in anger just listening to her blarbing on about how great she thinks that she is... I think that the rest of the tribe will now settle down and start bonding without her there now... man I love this show!... cheers.
Survivor loves to show people thinking they are doing great when they are actually clueless. And I always find it entertaining.
 
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Survivor loves to show people thinking they are doing great when they are actually clueless. And I always find it entertaining.
So far they have set up both Des and Bianca like that. They showed both of them saying what great strategists they were... and then followed that up with their swift exits, caused by their totally inept strategies.

Des' strategy was particularly curious. I'm not sure how pissing people off and being a lazy jerk from day one was supposed to work for him tbh.
 
Reading the comments here perhaps I was the only one warming up to Bianca? I was really beginning to like her. Probably because she was a bit bonkers with her strategy.

Peter looks like he would have been an interesting guy if he was up to it. He will probably quit soon though right? I have to laugh out loud that he voted for Kylie to leave when she was the most supportive tribe member to him who said he was a great guy and it was breaking her heart to vote out someone she cared for.

Speaking of the voting none of the blue tribe except Kylie stuck to their promise of voting Peter off because he didn't want to be there. Wow! What a bunch of backstabbers. Yeah I know that is what Survivor is all about perhaps I am still bitter Bianca got kicked off when there is a guy still in there who says he wants to leave. :p

Flick shits me. I think that whole alliance group with Flick, her friend whose name I can't remember, Conner, Matt (magician guy? Lawson 2.0) and Sam is going to piss me off but I suppose it will be fun when eventually they have to turn on each other. He he.

I am Team Kylie all the way! How could you hate her Flick and her friend whose name I can't remember? She is lovely and hard working.
 
I tried to watch but gave up when I realized there would be no Kelly Rowland, Beyoncé, or Michelle ... Nothing beats the original IMO...
 
I was hoping Bianca would stay. Then again, I was hoping Des would stay. It's a real pity she's out so soon, but she stuffed her own game; well, so did he - but I think it's our loss as viewers.

Kylie was my absolute favourite from the promos, and now (after two episodes!) I want to smack her around the chops. A bit unnerving for both her and Pete to be so out of the loop in that vote, though.

Flick and her shit-eating grin can go in a blindside any time soon.

I am still really confused about who's on what tribe, but there are plenty of very likable players and yellow tribe have a lot of the ones I like - Nick, Sue, Craig, for starters, plus they have silent Barry who is a machine. I was so happy for yellow and red when they won that challenge. (I will never learn those names.)

Stupid of blue to keep the crook guy who wants to leave, but there we are. I hope Ten aren't going to hyperbole the shit out of this thing with their promos. OMG, the twist! etc. Yep, the crook guy who wants to leave stays. If they are going to do that with every tribal, argh!!!!
 
Australian Survivor ‏@Survivor_AU 56m56 minutes ago
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Surprise! The girl who has an opinion and isn't showing her cleavage got voted out. Some aspects of this game suck because Bianca would have been a better contestant towards the end than the two mean girls in sheeps clothing. Flick (and her silent sidekick) are no Parvati and Amanda.

Sam and Conner need to pair up because one is just a smaller, nerdier clone of the other anyway. I'm leaning towards Conner ftw but NOT if he aligns with those two chicks, other than to throw them under the bus later.

Has there ever been a Survivor season where more people have such huge tickets on themselves, and want to keep their occupation SUPER SECRET because it OBVIOUSLY reveals how they are such threats and inevitable winners of the end game? Some of these players are terrible, and frankly not very attractive either to make up for that shortcoming.
 
...if we do will we see... um... your Fuzz?... cheers.
YES! For god sakes nudity on something please, they stopped it on BB start it on this show. Specially the boys.
...that host reminds me of 'Commando' from 'The Biggest Loser' with his loud voice... cheers.
He kind of does, but is a cuter version I think.
Geez there's more virgins here than at a church camp!
How'd you know that? HMMMMM :p
Hopefully not to the Priest.
[/I'm going to hell]
Hahaha, It's been done before and it'll be done again.

Who's that girl who said she'd use her body to save herself? I haven't watched the second episode yet, I don't care about spoilers right now I'm still learning all of they're names and the teams and whatnot, when it shrinks down it'll be better.
 
YES! For god sakes nudity on something please, they stopped it on BB start it on this show. Specially the boys.
One of the American Survivor contestants' penis made an appearance during a challenge once, and as a result of that slip, CBS has been overzealous in their blurring of so much as a hint of pubic hair ever since. It was Marcus from Survivor:Gabon.

You can see it here if you really must. And if you Google it you can see the video but it's on a gay porn site so I won't link that here.
 
One of the American Survivor contestants' penis made an appearance during a challenge once, and as a result of that slip, CBS has been overzealous in their blurring of so much as a hint of pubic hair ever since. It was Marcus from Survivor:Gabon.

You can see it here if you really must. And if you Google it you can see the video but it's on a gay porn site so I won't link that here.

I remember that.

While Marcus and Charlie were extremely pleasant to look at, I didn't like them much. I seem to recall that they aligned with extremely nasty Corinne, so I was glad to see all three voted out.
Great season though, my favourite was Crystal "Eat yo rice!" Cox.
 
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