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Celebrity Big Brother UK - Series Discussion

...hahaha!... another two-parter peoples... I really do talk too much at times don't I?... lol!... here is part 1...

...Today's episode:... whoa!... it looks like all of the oldies are going to do a mass walkout in the promo blurb!... hahaha!... that'll stuff up the Producers big time won't it?... the show is scheduled to finish on the 26th August so if they walk now they are stuffed!... lol!... they recap the pre-eviction stuff from the day before... they show the fake split between Lewis and Marnie (which will be over no doubt now that Lewis is safe of course)... Heavy D wakes up and instantly starts shouting out loud on purpose to wake up Bear etc lol!... Bear does not look happy... (what?... can't take your own medicine Bear?)... good on you Heavy D... Marnie and Lewis 'make up' after their obviously fake fallout... **yawn... vomit bucket to Sticky's house please**... (so early into the post too)... Saira and Renee are laughing about what Chloe and Bear did last night and how ridiculous they looked... they also speak out loud enough for Chloe to hear... they talk to Ricky about Lewis and Marnie's fake 'break up'... Saira talks about the two fake 'showmances'... (all the while with Chloe listening in)...

...Chloe is now in the Diary Room and is telling Big Brother that she doesn't 'understand' as to why the others are talking about her... can she be that dense?... I don't think so... therefore I believe that she's playing her role as an 'innocent bimbo' just a bit too far to be honest... in other words... she's playing the game!... (don't get me started)... she jumps up and down on Bear's lap in plain view of the older housemates ensuring that they can all see it with her humongous norgs bouncing up and down and she can't fathom as to why they are all talking about it the next morning?... puhleeze!... nobody on the planet Earth is THAT naive!... in my humble opinion she's overplayed the 'innocent bimbo' role right there folks!... silly girl...

...Saira is now dancing for Heavy D lol!... Chloe whispers to Bear as he walks into the kitchen that she was just called a 'postitute' by Renee... (she wasn't)... Bear starts blarbing on out loud straight away for all to hear... "I fink dat dares a bit of jealousy in dis 'ouse!... dare's a bit of jealousy in 'ere...peeple are talkin' about showmances all da time... I fink dare's jealous!"... ooooh!... that hit a raw nerve didn't it?... lol!... it shows Chloe going off at them all in the promo blurb as it cuts to the Ad break...

...'Saira is now up to mischief' blurts the announcer... it looks like Saira has stuffed her 'tits' (which she has little of) with whatever and is going to demonstrate how to apparently give someone a 'massage' according to Chloe and Bear using Heavy D in the role of Bear... this should be good to watch I imagine... it looks like Heavy D is having fun and loving Saira lol!... here it is...

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...all Bear kept saying was"imitaysion is da best form ov flattery!"... what a twonk!... he just can't take shit being thrown back in his face can he?... and now Heavy D is not happy with Saira (that didn't last long did it?)... Chloe is upset with Renee at what was said earlier about her and said that she clearly heard Renee say that she was a 'prostitute'... Renee says to her that she couldn't have heard her say that word to describe her because she would've called her a 'hooker or whore' if she was going to call her anything directly... wham!... back in your face Chloe!.. (Renee said the word 'prostitutes' while describing what she's going to take back to her mother in the USA to describe her stay in the UK in general as a joke... not once did she call Chloe it)... Aubrey asks Saira to go in and clear things up... that just added to the mayhem... Renne tells Chloe that she's "not going to be attacked by a fucking troll!"... does she mean those little doll type trolls that kids play with?...

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...naaaaah!... I can't see any resemblance whatsoever can you?... I say good on Chloe for standing up for herself although she did need to recall what was said as they were... not what she thought they said though... she wouldn't have looked so silly methinks!... Renee then goes on to say "and let me give you a life lesson... and now you have a man who thinks that he going to come for me... at the end of the day my advice will always be the same... I have done so much fucking damage with evil ugly people... I have dated the ugliest evilest people... the most fucking self-centered insecure little troll mother fuckers no-good dirty rat cock suckers low life degenerates... so I know one when I see one and BINGO!... that's a mother fucking low life degenerate!"... (pointing to Bear)... wow!... you've just been well and truly told Chloe!... (expect a severed horse's head in your bed tonight sweetie!)... lol!...

...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!... I can't believe that the mob wife said the words '"no good dirty rat" in that tirade!... I can hear Jimmy Cagney uttering those infamous words from a 1930's-1940's movie as plain as day ringing through my head lol!... I love it!... end of Part 1... cheers.
 
...here is Part 2...

...Saira apologises to Aubrey and Renee... now get this... Marnie says to Chloe that Saira is not 'sociably intelligent' and then they call her a 'social idiot'!... hahaha!... pots calling the kettle black once again methinks!... Saira goes to Chloe and apologises to her too... oh gawd... a task... they have to do 'dares' from the viewers... wasn't it big Brother himself that told Bear and Lewis that there were to be no more 'dares' to be done in the house just a few days back?... double standards indeed... I can't watch this drivel... the tasks are always the same old shit as far as I'm concerned... fast forward... moving on...

...James is now in the Diary Room... he hopes that Bear goes in the eviction... Lewis and Marnie are talking... fast forward... moving on... Saira gets evicted... Bear and Lewis hug... Big Brother tells Bear/Lewis and Heavy D that because they all survived the eviction that they can all pick one person for a 'killer nomination'... that'll be just about right wouldn't it?... give Bear and Lewis even MORE power!... just what the damn house needs!... Bear nominates Renee... Lewis picks James... Heavy D picks Marnie!... hahaha!... well done heavy D!!!... (stick that up you Lewis!)... apparently they're able to try and save themselves tomorrow... big whoop eh?... can Big Brother possibly stack the odds any more in Lewis and Bear's favours?... bastard!... Bear goes over to try and wind Ricky up but he has nothing to do with it...

...Lewis/Marnie/Bear and Chloe are all in the showers... Renee is in the Diary Room talking about Bear of course... it sounds like Bear is schtoomping Chloe in the shower... (is that 'dare' still going Chloe?)... Renee talks about Bear to Frankie and Heavy D... Frankie is now talking to big Brother about the 'division' in the house (golly gosh I love Frankie!)... it seems that Frankie has woken up to the fact that Big Brother is always favouring the 'rat pack' (Bear/Chloe/Lewis and Marnie) as Renee has dubbed them... Marnie wants a 'show'... Chloe instantly takes her top off to show her gimungous floppenheimers and starts 'pole dancing'... (they look like two waterbeds in an earthquake)... Lewis pretends to be embarrassed... Bear knocks over a palm tree and Marnie throws herself on top of him...

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...this is what Chloe's boobs remind me of to be honest...

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...Chloe starts throwing cake at Heavy D while he is asleep... Lewis is naked again and Bear keeps yelling out 'action' but is disguising it as a sneeze and Heavy D wakes up... Bear yells out 'action' yet again and Heavy D gets the shits... he tries talking to Bear and he just keeps saying "I sneezed!"... and continues taking the piss out of him while the others in the rat pack just giggle... (just how long are you going to let this keep simmering Big Brother?... until someone cracks and physically hurts someone?)... really?... this is Heavy D being bullied yet again... (if anyone does hit somebody it's most likely going to be him) and Big Brother is condoning it by not stopping it... what happened to 'duty of care' to each and every housemate Big Brother?... Bear just keeps saying "bless me!... I sneezed!"... Heavy D asks him if he's doing it just to get a reaction out of him... "is everything under control there mate?"... Lewis the coward shouts out sarcastically... (yeah you're real brave Lewis... you really are)...

...Aubrey tells all the others about the rat pack tossing cakes all around the bedroom... James has had enough and Ricky/Katie/Aubrey/James/Samantha and Frankie all go to the Diary Room while Lewis is being so brave now because there are four against one and is trying to rile Heavy D even more... they tell Big Brother that they've all had enough of those four and that they all want to leave... end of show... cheers.
 
Ok I'll play ball and be honest:

The next TWO I'm venting on are Katie and Aubrey, nasty little creatures, but I reckon I can handle them both at the same time.
I'm leaving Samantha alone until the two others have ben eliminated seeing that you have such a soft spot for her but her time will come.... um... should that be called a warning? Of course not but perhaps a reminder for you to stock up on your favourite poison for when the day comes :p

Btw Sticky, those gifs are excellent - the two where you see the cinema audience huddled together had been edged in my brain already.
The top one on the right looks like 3 sex-starved Meerkats on the look-out and the one below says: Oh.... is that how it's done - LMAO!!! Samantha's face has turned to stone.... remembering the good old days. Aubrey trying to figure out why she can't get any despite the heavy investment in surgery and Katie, well honestly, I can't help but think that she's still a virgin... not that there is anything wrong with it
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...hahaha!... funny as Dystopia... I could never get upset with you!... (by the way... what's the fastest working poison that you can buy over the counter?...lol!)... haha!... I'm glad that you like those GIFs... they're always fun for me to do... cheers.
 
I wonder if the Queen falls off her throne in shock every time she puts on the television and see's whats on British TV

...especially when these ones are supposed to be Britain's 'stars' and 'celebrities'... the cream of the crop eh?... cheers.
 
...for some reason this one bouncing_boobs_288x192.gif wasn't animated in my post above... no idea as to why... but they were bouncing too... oh well... I guess that you all got my point regardless?... (or should I say two points?) ;):whistling::biggrin:... cheers.

edit:... it was only set to work for 35 seconds... I changed it to do an endless loop... cheers.
 
Oh yes!

Hughie!!!

Oh my God! I loved him!!!!!

I am not sure if one comment makes you a homophobe. I guess that would depend on what the one comment was. Personally I think attacking someone via their sexual orientation is SO 1990. But each to their own I guess.

I like them both, so it saves me time trying to read too much in their short altercation trying to establish a winner.
Attacking is a strong word, but OK let's say by using the words little fairy that I am attacking him I'm attacking his personality not his sexual orientation. If you watched him on BBUSA you would understand. Right now all you are seeing is an edited version (and he is still annoying as fuck) I watched him on the feeds. Every night he would put on a show just as after dark was starting (live stream of the house on some cable channel) every week he slept with n the HoH room like the entitled little cunt he is.

Anyway....

No, not hugie...whoever that is lol Marc... this guy
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He and bear are so similar. Marc was put in because the cast was boring. I guess the producers knew this was a dud CBB cast and put bear in to help make an exciting show.
 
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I'm not liking Bear, I think he is a dick but I'm liking him on this show if you know what I mean.

He is like an evil movie character that leads a bunch of hoodlums and terrorises a small town. Was that an old black and white Lee Marvin or James Dean movie?? Any way thats what Bear reminds me of and dammit I'm finding him entertaining.

I wish Lewis would go, he is just a knob. Hopefully Renee and James will be safe, Marnie should go. Cute girl but the love affair is boring .

You have to give it to the BB producers though. I read online there are petitions to get the show off air, complaints about the sex. Hows Chloes moaning from the showers as Bear "pleasures" her by the way. Noisy one that one. The producers just double down and give us plenty of naughty bits almost to rub it in the face of the complainers.
 
Perhaps those who were blinded by Saira's 'flair' have now discovered at least some of her ugly personality.
She was the one who proclaimed she was a strong woman a few days ago.... and the sheep listened and believed. There is nothing strong about being viscous, envious and mean-spirited all around. During the post-eviction interview she also had a lot to say about herself... that she has strong opinions and that she is strong and strong and strong... oh, she also used the word 'dignified' - yeah, rrrright!!

Renee is beginning to show her true colours (which weren't really hidden too deep in the first place) and is becoming rather predictable. Nasty, cantankerous old bitch - no more love from me! Go back home to LaLa Land.

There has never been any doubt in my mind that the VAST majority of the women audience 'hated' Chloe from the beginning. In the end, it's just pure envy, which is silly, because most men don't like those tits nor those overblown Botox lips - but women have soft spot for the fashion industry and Hollywood.... let's not beat around the bush here. Why Chloe chose to go down the 'Bimbo Path' is her own business. Everybody makes stupid decisions, it's called being human.

But to the Chloe haters I would suggest to close their eyes when Chloe speaks and judge her by her thoughts rather than her strange body.... she is a decent girl without a bad bone in her. She is NOT a bitch, she is not back stabbing - so what's all the hate for?

The other decent girl is Marnie. Marnie and Chloe together are in my mind the most decent and honest HMs in there. Neither of them is pretentious and out to hurt others' feelings.

I like James too most of the time. Maybe the 'old ones' struggle with carying too much baggage from the past.

Oh btw.... Heavy D made a big mistake by nomming Marnie. The question is, was it because he still holds a grudge against Chloe (not returning his adoration) or has he because of that become a "young-women-hater" or was it because of the custard pie in his face?

...and now for the first ever strike in the BB house :woot:
James you are pissed and all the other losers are using you as their spokesperson :laugh:
 
Bear trolled that little fairy big time.

Hmm saying Frankie is a little fairy may be a gay slur, but it's how I feel...does one comment make me homophobic.... no it doesn't, but I'm sure libtards will think that. Meh...

Sorry Inigo but it actually DOES mean you are homophobic.

Using that as slur automatically makes you a hateful piece of sh!t to anybody and everybody who has been called that name and worse whilst growing up.

It's not a throw away line when people have committed suicide or been driven to self harm.

So don't worry about the "libtards".

Worry about people who have been hurt by assholes like you in the past and would probably spit in your face if you spoke like that to them.

I would say ask one of your gay friends but we have more taste than be a friend to someone who throws crap like that around like you do.
 
The producers are still pushing this Lewis/Marnie showmance.

And as for those that find Bear entertaining, well I think Heavy D is much better. He can talk some sense and have more of a laugh, including at himself.
 
When he talks he reminds me of every snotty, over-confident little prick that has learnt he need not fear or respect his teacher and whose parents never tell him no and so the little self-entitled prick thinks should be the centre of attention and calls foul when anyone calls him out on his bullshit. Prick.
 
Attacking is a strong word, but OK let's say by using the words little fairy that I am attacking him I'm attacking his personality not his sexual orientation. If you watched him on BBUSA you would understand. Right now all you are seeing is an edited version (and he is still annoying as fuck) I watched him on the feeds. Every night he would put on a show just as after dark was starting (live stream of the house on some cable channel) every week he slept with n the HoH room like the entitled little cunt he is.

Anyway....

No, not hugie...whoever that is lol Marc... this guy
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He and bear are so similar. Marc was put in because the cast was boring. I guess the producers knew this was a dud CBB cast and put bear in to help make an exciting show.
Attacking isn't actually a strong word when you are singling a person out and calling them names. It is what it is, and that is okay. BBB was built on hatefully cyber attacking housemates, it is just not a sport I prefer.

There are zillions of derogatory terms you could have used when voicing your dislike for Frankie. While I understand you thought it was a word that was attacking his personality, you chose a word that has a deep history in our homosexual community. It is a word that was used to ridicule, disempower and humiliate for being a man who was considered to be gay or "effeminate". While the word may not hurt you, given you are a straight, white, woman, it does still have the power to hurt a gay man, whether you intended it or not. As we both know, words can be a hurtful thing.

I never watched BB US, So Frankie is new to me. I get what you are saying, Mutley loathes him to, but to me, I find him interesting, kind and likable.

Never seen that Marc in my life! What series was that?
 
I'm not liking Bear, I think he is a dick but I'm liking him on this show if you know what I mean.

He is like an evil movie character that leads a bunch of hoodlums and terrorises a small town. Was that an old black and white Lee Marvin or James Dean movie?? Any way thats what Bear reminds me of and dammit I'm finding him entertaining.

I wish Lewis would go, he is just a knob. Hopefully Renee and James will be safe, Marnie should go. Cute girl but the love affair is boring .

You have to give it to the BB producers though. I read online there are petitions to get the show off air, complaints about the sex. Hows Chloes moaning from the showers as Bear "pleasures" her by the way. Noisy one that one. The producers just double down and give us plenty of naughty bits almost to rub it in the face of the complainers.
Totally picking up what you are putting down!

He can frustrate me to the point my left eye twitches, but he is SO entertaining at the same time!

Totes agree re Lewis, he is my least favourite!

How awesome is James's voice?! I could listen to that man all day!

Being a judgemental woman, who judges her own sex harsher than any male would, I seriously can not see how Chloe's cosmetic enhancing is attractive! It actually screams body dysmorphia to me. I have a drop of filler in my lips, and it really does change the function of your mouth, to have the amount she has, I seriously have no idea how she drinks out of a glass without dribbling on herself! Does anyone have a before cosmetic surgery pic?
 
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