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Tempest
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I have just watched e07. I think I'm signing off on this series. I generally hate everybody except for sam fox. I think bear is an inarticulate twat and a bully. Heavy D is just quite simply an obnoxious moron. Ricky who? There is barely a redeemable quality amongst any of them. I may watch another episode in a few days but they are just loud, uninteresting and rude. I have never fast forwarded as much in any other BB series worldwide (and it includes the tragic australian last seasons)
Meglos
HAVE A NECTARINE, GONK
As someone who hasn't watched a second of this but reads this thread for the entertainment value (and to see how Samantha Fox is going), it took me until today to realise that the Heavy D you're talking about is some reality show nobody, and not the rapper who had a hit with "Now That We Found Love". Who is dead apparently, though I didn't know that until I checked wikipedia.
It was the Bear show again with guest appearances by Heavy D, and cameos from Franky, Aubrey, Renee and Chloe.
Surely somebody in the house is doing something more interesting than Bear, if not then this show is really on its last legs.
I guess the Americans this year have not given us anything like previous years Yanks. Tiffany Pollard, Gary Busey, Perez Hilton even all the way back to the Jackson Brother. Of course the sheer vileness of Farrah Abraham last year is a big one to beat.
Surely somebody in the house is doing something more interesting than Bear, if not then this show is really on its last legs.
I guess the Americans this year have not given us anything like previous years Yanks. Tiffany Pollard, Gary Busey, Perez Hilton even all the way back to the Jackson Brother. Of course the sheer vileness of Farrah Abraham last year is a big one to beat.
Winterbourne
Unfallen Icarus
There is a YouTube channel on body language, persuasion and presentation techniques called Charisma on Command that I quite enjoy. One of the vids is about how to chat to a girl without seeming creepy or threatening. One of the big things he said was to not loom over a girl, and to allow her to have access to the exit, don't fence her in. Bear, when ... whoever that blonde woman was was talking to him, purposefully blocked the door and really turned up the casual intimidation. Mob Wife may see his vulnerable, hurt, sad puupy side and choose to enable him, but I see what Saira saw on day one.
All these dickhead have no idea, seemingly, how to function in a normal way. 'Who wants t' see people bein' normal in the Big Bruffa 'Ouse?' I don't want to see this. I didn't enjoy Perez, or Helen or Farrah. Heavy D sees things in such a Neanderthal way. In fact, all of his communication could be done in grunts. 'Oooh?' he grunts, meaning 'You, big infeasibly big titted woman. Assume the position.' When denied mating priveleges, due to being obnoxious and a fat bastard, he points and grunts 'huhn - ughn,' meaning 'those shit-smeared shorts, clean them in the stream.' Upon being told by dobbers about the condition of his sleeping skins, he turned on an ally, challenged him, then whined for forgiveness from the more senior ape. All of this could be conveyed perfectly by moderately trained chimps.
Mob Wife is toxic. Frankie is much improved. Rickie is probably a decent guy. Let's see how this season pans out once these rooster-pricks get themselves evicted.
All these dickhead have no idea, seemingly, how to function in a normal way. 'Who wants t' see people bein' normal in the Big Bruffa 'Ouse?' I don't want to see this. I didn't enjoy Perez, or Helen or Farrah. Heavy D sees things in such a Neanderthal way. In fact, all of his communication could be done in grunts. 'Oooh?' he grunts, meaning 'You, big infeasibly big titted woman. Assume the position.' When denied mating priveleges, due to being obnoxious and a fat bastard, he points and grunts 'huhn - ughn,' meaning 'those shit-smeared shorts, clean them in the stream.' Upon being told by dobbers about the condition of his sleeping skins, he turned on an ally, challenged him, then whined for forgiveness from the more senior ape. All of this could be conveyed perfectly by moderately trained chimps.
Mob Wife is toxic. Frankie is much improved. Rickie is probably a decent guy. Let's see how this season pans out once these rooster-pricks get themselves evicted.
Dystopia
Flying so high..
So Mr. 'Fabulous' Biggins has been on BOTS for about a century, yet he doesn't know that talking about noms in the house is against the rules.
Could it be senility? But I shouldn't be too hard on him. He knows all about astrology and who knows - other fringe sciences.
Somebody put a gag in Saira's mouth before I cut out her tongue! Sick of it!!!
I must admit that despite not having yet discovered how an artificial, big, round ass contributes to the fortitude of a woman in her fifties, I'm warming up to Renee. Out of the old brigade she seems the only one that occasionally has a bright, quite amiable moment .... and I apologise to my anglophile friends in advance, but Samantha Fox doesn't do it for me compared to Mafia Moma.
Samantha seems simply confused most of the time and I wouldn't be surprised to see her crack sooner than most people think.
Could it be senility? But I shouldn't be too hard on him. He knows all about astrology and who knows - other fringe sciences.
Somebody put a gag in Saira's mouth before I cut out her tongue! Sick of it!!!
I must admit that despite not having yet discovered how an artificial, big, round ass contributes to the fortitude of a woman in her fifties, I'm warming up to Renee. Out of the old brigade she seems the only one that occasionally has a bright, quite amiable moment .... and I apologise to my anglophile friends in advance, but Samantha Fox doesn't do it for me compared to Mafia Moma.
Samantha seems simply confused most of the time and I wouldn't be surprised to see her crack sooner than most people think.
…Today’s episode:… here we go… tonight’s the night where the housemates get ‘divided’… it sounds like Renee is getting ‘tough’ in the promo blurb… there are ‘artificials’ and ‘humans’ (that’s if you actually classify Bear as a ‘human’ that is)… the ‘artificials’ that have to look after the housemates are…
Saira has to serve Renee…
Wrinkles (an ex-husband) has to ‘serve’ Marnie… or is that ‘service Marnie’?... he wishes!...
Frankie has to serve Sam and Biggins…
Ricky has to serve James…
Chloe has to serve Heavy D…
Aubrey has to serve Katie…
Lewis has to serve Bear…
...the ‘artificials' have the second house as their ‘recharge area’ away from the humans… Bear being the horrible little bottom orifice that he is has already started to make sure that the ‘artificials’ fail the task by telling the others to offer them food and drinks because they’re not allowed to touch the humans food and drinks… I do have to say… the make-up and suits that they are wearing actually looks quite good!... Frankie plays his role quite well… his answer to Biggins about the Time was quite brilliant actually lol!... I’m so liking Frankie in the house… no seriously I am!... **chuckle chuckle**… the ‘artificials’ have to have an intelligence test against the humans… the ‘artificials’ win it…
…Heavy D asks Chloe (because she’s his ‘artificial’ servant) to wash his underpants out as a joke and also says ‘and don’t forget to get the skid marks out too”… Chloe says to Saira… “isn’t that against Human Rights?” and Saira replies… “you’re not human!”… Chloe then says “oh fuck!”… hahahahaha!... brilliant!... so funny!...
…Bear won’t let Lewis go for a pee… Lewis isn’t happy… the King has been dethroned by his Prince!... lol!... (those two are heading towards a punch-up for sure)… Wrinkles is getting his rocks off while brushing Marnie’s hair… Chloe is talking to Renee about Heavy D and Chloe says “even if I’m single I don’t have to fuck the fat one!” and Renee tells her to “shush!”… Heavy D walks in right at that moment… he doesn’t hear what she says… Frankie is now in the Diary Room and says that he is absolutely loving playing his role… he does a mechanical sort of dance lol!... man I like him!... oh shut up doubting me!... I really do!... **titter titter**… Chloe confesses to Aubrey that after the way Heavy D has treated her like shit all day that she has put Chili powder/washing powder? /condoms and other stuff in his bed and his shoes… sure enough… in the promo before the Ad break they show him going ballistic about it…
…Lewis has been sitting in the chair for 87 minutes now after he told Bear that he needed a pee… he looks really pissed off big time… (so much for them being mates eh?)… lol!... this would be humiliating him so much… so much for him being the big ‘alpha male’ anymore... Aubrey (who can never keep a secret) tells Renee and Marnie about what Chloe did to Heavy D’s bed and shoes… she asks them to say nothing to anyone…Renee can’t keep the secret to herself and then tells Bear… “don’t sleep in your bed tonight… not until Thursday… just don’t!”… he wonders what frig she is talking about of course… Bear goes into the bedroom more or less straight away to reveal the bed to Heavy D… **cue the explosion… BOOM!**… Heavy D says “that’s vandalism!... if I find out I’m going to do that back to them!”… **cue the impending shitstorm**… Bear slowly explains to him who could be the person responsible… (alluding to Chloe)…he's just too stupid to work it out...
…Heavy D asks Chloe if she did it and she doesn’t give him a straight answer… Aubrey tells Chloe and Saira that Marnie must have told them all about the shit in the bed when in fact is was AUBREY herself who told RENEE and Marnie about it and then RENEE told BEAR about it and THAT’S how Heavy D found out lol!... so it looks like Aubrey is trying to get herself out of the shit by putting the blame of it all onto Marnie!... what a bitch eh?... lol!.. I love it!...
…Heavy D calls Bear a ‘fuckin’mug!”… Bear tells him directly to his face that it was Chloe that did it… then him and Marnie have an argument… then Renee chimes into the argument saying that he took the task too far with Chloe… he argues that the task was to ‘break’ the ‘artificial’ that was assigned to them (which is true)… Renee keeps going until she makes Heavy D laugh… he then apologises to Bear for having a go at him… the humans get a party thrown for them… the ‘artificials’ have to dance for them…
…Aubrey is now in the Diary room and is in trouble for spitting into Bears meal just before serving it to him as part of the task… (let ‘spitgate’ begin!)… “you never pass your bodily fluids to a fellow housemate without their knowledge”… Big Brother informs her… she replies… “we were just joking around”… she gets a formal warning for it… (big friggin' whoop eh?)... Big Brother tells Bear about it and then calls him into the Diary Room… he’s not fussed about it but says that he’ll nominate her every time until she’s out of there… he says that he’s had worse than that before now in his mouth (I shudder to think!)… Aubrey then apologises to him and he ‘accepts’ it… they hug… **YAWN**… Heavy D apologises to Chloe for what he did… she accepts it too…
…Bear asks Renee on the quiet how she would feel if someone spat in her drink and she says that she wouldn’t like it… he then questions her as to whether she knew about it at the time and she gets all flustered and starts back peddling big time to him… he asks her if she’s lying to him and she says “don’t ever call me a fucking liar!”… she tells him that she was going to tell him that night… riiiiiiiiiiiiight!... sure you would have Renee… sure you would have… they do a flashback to earlier in the day when Aubrey told her (after she said that she doubted Aubrey would do that)… in other words… SHE LIED!!!!... case closed your honour!... Court dismissed!... lol!... lying bitch!... she cowers to him and admits that she was lying and she tries to make it into a joke but he just walks away from her **YAWN YAWN YAWN!!**…
…Renee then hugs Aubrey and tells her that she just lied to Bear… Renee then tells Aubrey that she’s “got her back”… (yes she has… to put knives into it at the first possibility of course)… Bear is then out in the garden with the usual crowd and asks them all the same question about ‘spitgate’… Heavy D would’ve been pissed off and Lewis said that it was ‘despicable’ to appease the new ‘alpha male Bear’… hahahaha!... now Renee is about to cry inside the house with Aubrey… she says “we’re at war now!... somebody like him… they come back!”… hahahaha!... well there you have it don’t you… as Winterbourne said in an earlier post…
…this is EXACTLY what has happened on all accounts… great predictions there Winterbourne… the young ones will fold like a pack of cards now and the in-fighting will be a major shitfest… I can’t wait!... lol!... end of show!... cheers.
Saira has to serve Renee…
Wrinkles (an ex-husband) has to ‘serve’ Marnie… or is that ‘service Marnie’?... he wishes!...
Frankie has to serve Sam and Biggins…
Ricky has to serve James…
Chloe has to serve Heavy D…
Aubrey has to serve Katie…
Lewis has to serve Bear…
...the ‘artificials' have the second house as their ‘recharge area’ away from the humans… Bear being the horrible little bottom orifice that he is has already started to make sure that the ‘artificials’ fail the task by telling the others to offer them food and drinks because they’re not allowed to touch the humans food and drinks… I do have to say… the make-up and suits that they are wearing actually looks quite good!... Frankie plays his role quite well… his answer to Biggins about the Time was quite brilliant actually lol!... I’m so liking Frankie in the house… no seriously I am!... **chuckle chuckle**… the ‘artificials’ have to have an intelligence test against the humans… the ‘artificials’ win it…
…Heavy D asks Chloe (because she’s his ‘artificial’ servant) to wash his underpants out as a joke and also says ‘and don’t forget to get the skid marks out too”… Chloe says to Saira… “isn’t that against Human Rights?” and Saira replies… “you’re not human!”… Chloe then says “oh fuck!”… hahahahaha!... brilliant!... so funny!...
…Bear won’t let Lewis go for a pee… Lewis isn’t happy… the King has been dethroned by his Prince!... lol!... (those two are heading towards a punch-up for sure)… Wrinkles is getting his rocks off while brushing Marnie’s hair… Chloe is talking to Renee about Heavy D and Chloe says “even if I’m single I don’t have to fuck the fat one!” and Renee tells her to “shush!”… Heavy D walks in right at that moment… he doesn’t hear what she says… Frankie is now in the Diary Room and says that he is absolutely loving playing his role… he does a mechanical sort of dance lol!... man I like him!... oh shut up doubting me!... I really do!... **titter titter**… Chloe confesses to Aubrey that after the way Heavy D has treated her like shit all day that she has put Chili powder/washing powder? /condoms and other stuff in his bed and his shoes… sure enough… in the promo before the Ad break they show him going ballistic about it…
…Lewis has been sitting in the chair for 87 minutes now after he told Bear that he needed a pee… he looks really pissed off big time… (so much for them being mates eh?)… lol!... this would be humiliating him so much… so much for him being the big ‘alpha male’ anymore... Aubrey (who can never keep a secret) tells Renee and Marnie about what Chloe did to Heavy D’s bed and shoes… she asks them to say nothing to anyone…Renee can’t keep the secret to herself and then tells Bear… “don’t sleep in your bed tonight… not until Thursday… just don’t!”… he wonders what frig she is talking about of course… Bear goes into the bedroom more or less straight away to reveal the bed to Heavy D… **cue the explosion… BOOM!**… Heavy D says “that’s vandalism!... if I find out I’m going to do that back to them!”… **cue the impending shitstorm**… Bear slowly explains to him who could be the person responsible… (alluding to Chloe)…he's just too stupid to work it out...
…Heavy D asks Chloe if she did it and she doesn’t give him a straight answer… Aubrey tells Chloe and Saira that Marnie must have told them all about the shit in the bed when in fact is was AUBREY herself who told RENEE and Marnie about it and then RENEE told BEAR about it and THAT’S how Heavy D found out lol!... so it looks like Aubrey is trying to get herself out of the shit by putting the blame of it all onto Marnie!... what a bitch eh?... lol!.. I love it!...
…Heavy D calls Bear a ‘fuckin’mug!”… Bear tells him directly to his face that it was Chloe that did it… then him and Marnie have an argument… then Renee chimes into the argument saying that he took the task too far with Chloe… he argues that the task was to ‘break’ the ‘artificial’ that was assigned to them (which is true)… Renee keeps going until she makes Heavy D laugh… he then apologises to Bear for having a go at him… the humans get a party thrown for them… the ‘artificials’ have to dance for them…
…Aubrey is now in the Diary room and is in trouble for spitting into Bears meal just before serving it to him as part of the task… (let ‘spitgate’ begin!)… “you never pass your bodily fluids to a fellow housemate without their knowledge”… Big Brother informs her… she replies… “we were just joking around”… she gets a formal warning for it… (big friggin' whoop eh?)... Big Brother tells Bear about it and then calls him into the Diary Room… he’s not fussed about it but says that he’ll nominate her every time until she’s out of there… he says that he’s had worse than that before now in his mouth (I shudder to think!)… Aubrey then apologises to him and he ‘accepts’ it… they hug… **YAWN**… Heavy D apologises to Chloe for what he did… she accepts it too…
…Bear asks Renee on the quiet how she would feel if someone spat in her drink and she says that she wouldn’t like it… he then questions her as to whether she knew about it at the time and she gets all flustered and starts back peddling big time to him… he asks her if she’s lying to him and she says “don’t ever call me a fucking liar!”… she tells him that she was going to tell him that night… riiiiiiiiiiiiight!... sure you would have Renee… sure you would have… they do a flashback to earlier in the day when Aubrey told her (after she said that she doubted Aubrey would do that)… in other words… SHE LIED!!!!... case closed your honour!... Court dismissed!... lol!... lying bitch!... she cowers to him and admits that she was lying and she tries to make it into a joke but he just walks away from her **YAWN YAWN YAWN!!**…
…Renee then hugs Aubrey and tells her that she just lied to Bear… Renee then tells Aubrey that she’s “got her back”… (yes she has… to put knives into it at the first possibility of course)… Bear is then out in the garden with the usual crowd and asks them all the same question about ‘spitgate’… Heavy D would’ve been pissed off and Lewis said that it was ‘despicable’ to appease the new ‘alpha male Bear’… hahahaha!... now Renee is about to cry inside the house with Aubrey… she says “we’re at war now!... somebody like him… they come back!”… hahahaha!... well there you have it don’t you… as Winterbourne said in an earlier post…
…this is EXACTLY what has happened on all accounts… great predictions there Winterbourne… the young ones will fold like a pack of cards now and the in-fighting will be a major shitfest… I can’t wait!... lol!... end of show!... cheers.
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Is he wiping his nose on her sleeve?
...he could be Insomniac because a couple of the images are actually out of sequence... he does that finger across his face just before he goes in for the big pounce... so you're most likely right about it lol!... as well as being a sleazy old perv he's a grub too!... cheers.
Oh FFS get a clue Heavy D....She is NOT interested!!
Renee..Bear is not interested.....FFS!!!!
Renee..Bear is not interested.....FFS!!!!
...my post today has to be split into two parts because it exceeds the limit allowed so here is Part 1...
...Today's show:... in the promo Bear wants out of the house... PLEASE grant his wish Big Brother!... the 'artificials' have to serve the humans breakfast... (ho hum!... shouldn't this be over by now... boring!)... Bear is bossing around a few of the 'artificials' just to annoy them... Aubrey passes a banana to someone and Biggins says in a suggestive tone to her "I thought that you were going to do something else with it!"... **nudge nudge wink wink!**... (he has made numerous little innuendos in the house before now but I haven't bothered to say anything but he thinks that he's being 'funny'... I see it as him as being sleazy to be honest)... Wrinkles (someone's ex-husband) and Lewis are sniping about Bear out in the garden...they're talking about Bears 'attitude'... Lewis says that "he's grating on us"... us?... you mean you don't you Lewis?... you've had your nose pushed out of joint since your underling turned on you and you now serve him you little flea-bitten mongrel...
...Aubrey is in the Diary Room talking about the 'humans'... she's talking about them 'disrespecting the 'artificials'... and that it's 'degrading'... what?... you didn't show disrespect to Bear when you spat in Bear's drink and degrade him then?... hmmmmmmm!... "Bear is acting like an arsehole... a child... Heavy D is the most disgusting person on Earth to her" (at least he hasn't gobbed into someone's drink yet you flosshead!)... Bear asks Chloe for a massage... Samantha is now in the Diary Room... she speaks about Bear going overboard... Aubrey gives Bear a 'palm reading'... what a strange conversation there was between them...
...Frankie is kissing a plastic dog... moving on... Samantha speaks to Marnie and Katie about the death of her partner a year ago... it was quite a good conversation although a bit sad... and now an 'emotions task'... the humans have to try and make the 'artificials' laugh... and then the 'artificials' have to make the humans laugh... Frankie and wrinkles have a massive pash and Heavy D finally cracks... CHLOE!... SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIDN'T PUT OUT FOR WRINKLES?... (someone's ex-husband)... YOU HAVE 'TURNED' HIM WITH YOUR REJECTION YOU NAUGHTY GIRL!...
...the 'artificials' win the task and get the luxury meals whereas the humans get basic rations... James is in the Diary Room and he surmises that because Wrinkles and Frankie did the big pash then everyone will now vote to keep Wrinkles in now and that he will now be gone... (yes you will old son... didn't you keep saying "get me out of here" all the time earlier?)... it looks like your wish will be granted then doesn't it?... haha!... sucked in!...
...Bear is talking to Samantha about his 'bird' on the outside... meanwhile inside the house Aubrey/Renee and Biggins are talking about Bear... Aubrey says that there are more of them (that aren't 'playing the game') than there are playing it (Bear/Lewis and Marnie etc) and Biggins says "I think that we all know who we are voting for next"... **SIGH**... cue Big Brother punishing the whole house again because Biggins spoke of nominations yet once again**... doesn't he ever learn?... what and idiot... now the 'oldies' will be lower on the status rank in the house because of him... silly old fool!...
..Lewis and Marnie are 'getting cosy' in a room privately... **cue Wrinkles to slither into the room somehow to keep an eye out for his 'bird'**... here we go... we start to hear those dreadful slurping kisses noises... URGH!... Bear dares Chloe to pash him and as she does Heavy D walks into the room and sees them... he doesn't look a happy chappy at all... Bear's moving in on his 'bird' now... (Bear's doing it on purpose just to upset Heavy D obviously)... Heavy D can't stop watching them... later on Heavy D is talking with Bear/Lewis and Marnie and start playing the 'dare' game again... in the meantime Chloe is in the Diary Room and is 'feeling guilty' because she's worried about Renee finding out that she just snogged Bear... OH PUHLEEZE!!!!... seriously Chloe?... as if Renee and Bear were an item in the first place?... Renee put the hard word on Bear and he shit himself!... he would never hook up with her FFS! because if he did he would have to 'make love' to 'a woman'... not just 'bang a bird!'... he wouldn't know what to do to 'please a woman'... he would rather just do the five F's with younger women and move on... he would have no idea as to how to go about 'pleasuring a woman!... seriously Chloe?... you really are worried?... SHEESH!... and now she's worried about Heavy D... WHY????... just WHY?????...
...Lewis tries to set up a joke at Bear's expense with some of 'pretty young things'... what?... too scared to take Bear on with just you and him one on one eh matey?... (gutless wonder)... Chloe and Bear do another big pash session and the news of it comes to Heavy D... Renee and Heavy D both look like two jilted lost souls lol!... with the looks on Renee's face you'd think that she just sprung her pet dog humping next door's cat lol!... if looks could kill they would both be in a ball of flames!... hahaha!...
...Heavy D is talking to Big Brother in the Diary Room... "I just carn't trust Bear as far as I can frow'im!"... and... "Chloe... it's just a liar innit?... she played me... ders a lota ovver wimmin' out der!"... um... just to let you know me old mate... SHE NEVER EVER HAD ANYTHING FOR YOU!... EVER!!!!... YOU HAD NO CHANCE FROM DAY DOT!... IT WAS ALL IN YOUR OWN HEAD OKAY?... great!... I'm happy that we've cleared that up... moving on... (part 2 to follow)... cheers.
...Today's show:... in the promo Bear wants out of the house... PLEASE grant his wish Big Brother!... the 'artificials' have to serve the humans breakfast... (ho hum!... shouldn't this be over by now... boring!)... Bear is bossing around a few of the 'artificials' just to annoy them... Aubrey passes a banana to someone and Biggins says in a suggestive tone to her "I thought that you were going to do something else with it!"... **nudge nudge wink wink!**... (he has made numerous little innuendos in the house before now but I haven't bothered to say anything but he thinks that he's being 'funny'... I see it as him as being sleazy to be honest)... Wrinkles (someone's ex-husband) and Lewis are sniping about Bear out in the garden...they're talking about Bears 'attitude'... Lewis says that "he's grating on us"... us?... you mean you don't you Lewis?... you've had your nose pushed out of joint since your underling turned on you and you now serve him you little flea-bitten mongrel...
...Aubrey is in the Diary Room talking about the 'humans'... she's talking about them 'disrespecting the 'artificials'... and that it's 'degrading'... what?... you didn't show disrespect to Bear when you spat in Bear's drink and degrade him then?... hmmmmmmm!... "Bear is acting like an arsehole... a child... Heavy D is the most disgusting person on Earth to her" (at least he hasn't gobbed into someone's drink yet you flosshead!)... Bear asks Chloe for a massage... Samantha is now in the Diary Room... she speaks about Bear going overboard... Aubrey gives Bear a 'palm reading'... what a strange conversation there was between them...
...Frankie is kissing a plastic dog... moving on... Samantha speaks to Marnie and Katie about the death of her partner a year ago... it was quite a good conversation although a bit sad... and now an 'emotions task'... the humans have to try and make the 'artificials' laugh... and then the 'artificials' have to make the humans laugh... Frankie and wrinkles have a massive pash and Heavy D finally cracks... CHLOE!... SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIDN'T PUT OUT FOR WRINKLES?... (someone's ex-husband)... YOU HAVE 'TURNED' HIM WITH YOUR REJECTION YOU NAUGHTY GIRL!...
...the 'artificials' win the task and get the luxury meals whereas the humans get basic rations... James is in the Diary Room and he surmises that because Wrinkles and Frankie did the big pash then everyone will now vote to keep Wrinkles in now and that he will now be gone... (yes you will old son... didn't you keep saying "get me out of here" all the time earlier?)... it looks like your wish will be granted then doesn't it?... haha!... sucked in!...
...Bear is talking to Samantha about his 'bird' on the outside... meanwhile inside the house Aubrey/Renee and Biggins are talking about Bear... Aubrey says that there are more of them (that aren't 'playing the game') than there are playing it (Bear/Lewis and Marnie etc) and Biggins says "I think that we all know who we are voting for next"... **SIGH**... cue Big Brother punishing the whole house again because Biggins spoke of nominations yet once again**... doesn't he ever learn?... what and idiot... now the 'oldies' will be lower on the status rank in the house because of him... silly old fool!...
..Lewis and Marnie are 'getting cosy' in a room privately... **cue Wrinkles to slither into the room somehow to keep an eye out for his 'bird'**... here we go... we start to hear those dreadful slurping kisses noises... URGH!... Bear dares Chloe to pash him and as she does Heavy D walks into the room and sees them... he doesn't look a happy chappy at all... Bear's moving in on his 'bird' now... (Bear's doing it on purpose just to upset Heavy D obviously)... Heavy D can't stop watching them... later on Heavy D is talking with Bear/Lewis and Marnie and start playing the 'dare' game again... in the meantime Chloe is in the Diary Room and is 'feeling guilty' because she's worried about Renee finding out that she just snogged Bear... OH PUHLEEZE!!!!... seriously Chloe?... as if Renee and Bear were an item in the first place?... Renee put the hard word on Bear and he shit himself!... he would never hook up with her FFS! because if he did he would have to 'make love' to 'a woman'... not just 'bang a bird!'... he wouldn't know what to do to 'please a woman'... he would rather just do the five F's with younger women and move on... he would have no idea as to how to go about 'pleasuring a woman!... seriously Chloe?... you really are worried?... SHEESH!... and now she's worried about Heavy D... WHY????... just WHY?????...
...Lewis tries to set up a joke at Bear's expense with some of 'pretty young things'... what?... too scared to take Bear on with just you and him one on one eh matey?... (gutless wonder)... Chloe and Bear do another big pash session and the news of it comes to Heavy D... Renee and Heavy D both look like two jilted lost souls lol!... with the looks on Renee's face you'd think that she just sprung her pet dog humping next door's cat lol!... if looks could kill they would both be in a ball of flames!... hahaha!...
...Heavy D is talking to Big Brother in the Diary Room... "I just carn't trust Bear as far as I can frow'im!"... and... "Chloe... it's just a liar innit?... she played me... ders a lota ovver wimmin' out der!"... um... just to let you know me old mate... SHE NEVER EVER HAD ANYTHING FOR YOU!... EVER!!!!... YOU HAD NO CHANCE FROM DAY DOT!... IT WAS ALL IN YOUR OWN HEAD OKAY?... great!... I'm happy that we've cleared that up... moving on... (part 2 to follow)... cheers.
...here is Part 2...
...Rene asks Chloe about 'what does she think that her boyfriend will be thinking about kissing Bear?'... (in other words)... 'what are you doing kissing the guy that I've got the hots for?'... hahaha!... Chloe blabbers on for about 100 hours about something that I have no idea whatsoever and then Renee says "I don't give a flying fuck about what he (Bear) does... because he burnt the bridge!" erm... WHAT?... lying to his face may have been the cause Renee... what a liar... to quote Hughie... "YOU'RE A BARE-FACED LIAR!"... lol!... all the 'pretty young things' rush in to back Chloe up... Bear obviously wants a 'showdown' with Renee... Bear stands up to Renee about what is going on and Renee throws the knife that she buttering her toast with and it lands straight between Bears eyes and he falls to the ground... NAH!.. just joking!... (just seeing if you're still reading this marathon post) Renee begins to say to Chloe that "I have a 46 year old man at home who plays for the N.B.A .... I am in the best position of my life and if by chance you thought that in any way shape or form that this young 26 year old boy is gonna sweep me off my feet absolutely not!"... yeah riiiiiiight Renee... if Bear had said 'yeah okay... let's go to bed"... you would've been in there quicker than 'The Flash' rushing to the toilet busting to have a poo!... a woman scorned or what?...
...Bear and Chloe are in the bathroom... snogging yet again **YAWN**... Heavy D starts to give Bear a serve about 'waking him up' (as if he was asleep)... he's just using that as an excuse to pick a fight with Bear because he 'stole his bird' that's all... he gets out of bed and looks like he's about to punch Bear and Big Brother tells him to go to the Diary Room immediately... Bear looked like he was shitting himself to me... lol!.. Heavy D is now in the Diary Room... he tries to say that he only tried to set down some rules for the 'older people' about them getting sleep... um... yep!... okay mate... Renee is now grandstanding in the bedroom and is telling them all as to why Heavy D is so upset as if she knows everything "and then he felt like a jerk-off... he felt demeaned... he felt belittled... other people were insulted (her)... it was wrong on your part!"... Big Brother then interrupts her grandstanding and suggests that all of the housemates need to 'settle down'...
...Bear then carries on like a plonker and becomes a 'Nigel No Friends' out in the garden... he throws something and it breaks one of the mirrors in the camera run outside... Lewis runs after his master to 'support him'... lol!... (the King chases the Prince that dethroned him)... hahahahaha!... Big Brother lets Heavy D out of the Diary room to go back into the house to 'get some sleep'... (as if that's going to happen)...
...Bear gets called to the Diary Room immediately... Bear doesn't give a flying shit about what Big Brother is saying to him and is showing his sheer contempt at him too... meanwhile Saira starts talking to Chloe about how Heavy D feels about her and that she has to acknowledge the fact that he does... Chloe till believes that she thought that it was all a joke... (perhaps she did?)... whatever... back to Bear in the Diary room... he gets told that he will be spending the night in the bedroom in the other house and he says that he doesn't understand as to why him?...
...Bear then demands that Big Brother open the Diary Room door or he'll rip things off the wall and will break the door down... he's telling Big Brother to 'fuck off!"... he rips open the door and a giant Bigfoot greets him at the door and tells him to 'sit down'... HE SHITS HIMSELF LIKE THE TRUE GUTLESS WONDER THAT HE IS!... WHAT A COWARD!... he meekly obeys him...
...hahahaha!.. what a pussy!... he's obviously not as 'tough' as he thinks he is lol!... I would've so have loved for the Bigfoot to have punched him one lol!... he stopped in his tracks when that door opened... I love it!... he sits there like an obedient puppy dog while the guy that he told to 'fuck off' just 20seconds ago lays the Law down... he is given a 'formal warning' and that's it!.... **Sticky clears his throat... ahem!**... A FORMAL WARNING FFS?... WHAT THE FRIGGIN' HELL IS THE GOOD OF THAT?... THROW THE VICIOUS LITTLE BASTARD OUT!... HAVE YOU GOT TO WAIT UNTIL HE ACTUALLY HITS SOMEBODY BEFORE HE'S EVICTED?... WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?... seriously?... a 'formal warning' and that's it?... **Sticky gets his voice back**...
...Big Brother tells him that further action could be taken in the morning... in other words... unless he is evicted... nothing will happen and he gets away with his terrible behaviour yet once again... **SIGH**... pathetic!... end of show... (sorry about the marathon length of the post folks!)... cheers.
...Rene asks Chloe about 'what does she think that her boyfriend will be thinking about kissing Bear?'... (in other words)... 'what are you doing kissing the guy that I've got the hots for?'... hahaha!... Chloe blabbers on for about 100 hours about something that I have no idea whatsoever and then Renee says "I don't give a flying fuck about what he (Bear) does... because he burnt the bridge!" erm... WHAT?... lying to his face may have been the cause Renee... what a liar... to quote Hughie... "YOU'RE A BARE-FACED LIAR!"... lol!... all the 'pretty young things' rush in to back Chloe up... Bear obviously wants a 'showdown' with Renee... Bear stands up to Renee about what is going on and Renee throws the knife that she buttering her toast with and it lands straight between Bears eyes and he falls to the ground... NAH!.. just joking!... (just seeing if you're still reading this marathon post) Renee begins to say to Chloe that "I have a 46 year old man at home who plays for the N.B.A .... I am in the best position of my life and if by chance you thought that in any way shape or form that this young 26 year old boy is gonna sweep me off my feet absolutely not!"... yeah riiiiiiight Renee... if Bear had said 'yeah okay... let's go to bed"... you would've been in there quicker than 'The Flash' rushing to the toilet busting to have a poo!... a woman scorned or what?...
...Bear and Chloe are in the bathroom... snogging yet again **YAWN**... Heavy D starts to give Bear a serve about 'waking him up' (as if he was asleep)... he's just using that as an excuse to pick a fight with Bear because he 'stole his bird' that's all... he gets out of bed and looks like he's about to punch Bear and Big Brother tells him to go to the Diary Room immediately... Bear looked like he was shitting himself to me... lol!.. Heavy D is now in the Diary Room... he tries to say that he only tried to set down some rules for the 'older people' about them getting sleep... um... yep!... okay mate... Renee is now grandstanding in the bedroom and is telling them all as to why Heavy D is so upset as if she knows everything "and then he felt like a jerk-off... he felt demeaned... he felt belittled... other people were insulted (her)... it was wrong on your part!"... Big Brother then interrupts her grandstanding and suggests that all of the housemates need to 'settle down'...
...Bear then carries on like a plonker and becomes a 'Nigel No Friends' out in the garden... he throws something and it breaks one of the mirrors in the camera run outside... Lewis runs after his master to 'support him'... lol!... (the King chases the Prince that dethroned him)... hahahahaha!... Big Brother lets Heavy D out of the Diary room to go back into the house to 'get some sleep'... (as if that's going to happen)...
...Bear gets called to the Diary Room immediately... Bear doesn't give a flying shit about what Big Brother is saying to him and is showing his sheer contempt at him too... meanwhile Saira starts talking to Chloe about how Heavy D feels about her and that she has to acknowledge the fact that he does... Chloe till believes that she thought that it was all a joke... (perhaps she did?)... whatever... back to Bear in the Diary room... he gets told that he will be spending the night in the bedroom in the other house and he says that he doesn't understand as to why him?...
...Bear then demands that Big Brother open the Diary Room door or he'll rip things off the wall and will break the door down... he's telling Big Brother to 'fuck off!"... he rips open the door and a giant Bigfoot greets him at the door and tells him to 'sit down'... HE SHITS HIMSELF LIKE THE TRUE GUTLESS WONDER THAT HE IS!... WHAT A COWARD!... he meekly obeys him...
...hahahaha!.. what a pussy!... he's obviously not as 'tough' as he thinks he is lol!... I would've so have loved for the Bigfoot to have punched him one lol!... he stopped in his tracks when that door opened... I love it!... he sits there like an obedient puppy dog while the guy that he told to 'fuck off' just 20seconds ago lays the Law down... he is given a 'formal warning' and that's it!.... **Sticky clears his throat... ahem!**... A FORMAL WARNING FFS?... WHAT THE FRIGGIN' HELL IS THE GOOD OF THAT?... THROW THE VICIOUS LITTLE BASTARD OUT!... HAVE YOU GOT TO WAIT UNTIL HE ACTUALLY HITS SOMEBODY BEFORE HE'S EVICTED?... WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?... seriously?... a 'formal warning' and that's it?... **Sticky gets his voice back**...
...Big Brother tells him that further action could be taken in the morning... in other words... unless he is evicted... nothing will happen and he gets away with his terrible behaviour yet once again... **SIGH**... pathetic!... end of show... (sorry about the marathon length of the post folks!)... cheers.
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Dystopia
Flying so high..
So we are at war now... that's according to Renee.
My guess is that would be the war against the 'Exchange of bodily fluids... without mutual consent' - yes, that must be it.
I don't understand bear's consternation - unless of course he thought Aubrey's frozen dog was involved somehow.
Crazy people
My guess is that would be the war against the 'Exchange of bodily fluids... without mutual consent' - yes, that must be it.
I don't understand bear's consternation - unless of course he thought Aubrey's frozen dog was involved somehow.
Crazy people
Dystopia
Flying so high..
I am so glad you saw that too Sticky, I could have sworn that that's what happened but couldn't be bothered to resuffer that whole episode... I'm losing the edge
Poor Heavy D. I'm amazed he thought he was in with a shot with Chloe. Still I feel bad for him. Big men get broken hearts too. AWWW
As for Bear, the highlight of the whole show was when the loudmouth bully boy came face to face with a 6'6" security guard waiting outside the door he broke, The colour drained from Bears face and he could not sit in the chair quick enough, he was shitting himself. Kids all mouth and no substance. i repeat my call for him to get a punch in the head, that will shorten him up real quick.
I'm rooting for Heavy D now, lovelorn and deluded as he may be. When the inevitable round of insincere apologies happen in the morning I hope D brushes Bear and goes no mate you are a tosser.
Chloe proved tonight she is as cheep as she looks. Renee having watched her on Mob Wives I thought she may of blown up by now but something tells me she has done her research on this game.
I foresee a rejuggle by the BB producers, a snap eviction to get rid of Bear in the coming days.
As for Bear, the highlight of the whole show was when the loudmouth bully boy came face to face with a 6'6" security guard waiting outside the door he broke, The colour drained from Bears face and he could not sit in the chair quick enough, he was shitting himself. Kids all mouth and no substance. i repeat my call for him to get a punch in the head, that will shorten him up real quick.
I'm rooting for Heavy D now, lovelorn and deluded as he may be. When the inevitable round of insincere apologies happen in the morning I hope D brushes Bear and goes no mate you are a tosser.
Chloe proved tonight she is as cheep as she looks. Renee having watched her on Mob Wives I thought she may of blown up by now but something tells me she has done her research on this game.
I foresee a rejuggle by the BB producers, a snap eviction to get rid of Bear in the coming days.
I am so glad you saw that too Sticky, I could have sworn that that's what happened but couldn't be bothered to resuffer that whole episode... I'm losing the edge
...haha!... thats okay Dystopia... it's all part of the "Sticky' News Update" service that I like to provide lol!... I'm glad that someone else noticed it too... cheers.
Haha totally funny
Looks like someones ex-husband enjoyed that thoroughly and that's a pretty possessive hold he has on frankie
So I finally caught up... I fast forwarded the showing their talent thingy, and then fast forwarded a few other task stuff, I actually can't remember now. I kind of miss the bbuk hm's over this lot. How is it possible that I've started liking frankie? Two episodes back (I think), when Lewis was in the diary room, I agreed with everything he had said. I like him. I felt sorry for Chloe. It is ridiculous, it has only been 6 or whatever days, you can't call dibs on a person of that person is not interested. But I also felt sorry for heavy d, anyone's ego would have taken a bit of a kick in that instance. The last episode was the most interesting and actually stopped me from fast forwarding. Sticky, please do me a gif of bear freaking out when he saw the security guard- PLEASE!!! He was a complete twat, but that scene was everything!
Edit: I just saw the gig above where grant and frankie kissed? What?! I missed this most likely due to fast forwarding.
Edit: I just saw the gig above where grant and frankie kissed? What?! I missed this most likely due to fast forwarding.
