...today's show:... it looks like another shitfest today... they are nominating each other yet again...
NOT THE PUBLIC... the trouble with this is that the weaker and less worthy housemates will get rid of the big players one by one until all we are watching is people like Alex/Evelyn and Laura just lounging around all day saying nothing... I laughed the other day when Evelyn said that she could probably be in the final... wasn't I silly?... yet again Big Brother have found another way to stop
THE PUBLIC choosing who
THEY want out... well done Big Brother!... you've screwed them over yet again!... you should be so proud!...
...all the housemates are just moping around and are whinging and whining about what is happening... what's the point?... they play a prank on Jayne... someone has put a vibrator in Jayne's bed and are asking her if it's hers lol!... 'dildogate' begins... this time though it's all in good fun... Jayne goes to the Diary Room and asks Big Brother whether he put it in her bed?... he confirms that it wasn't him lol!... she goes back out into the loungeroom and they are all howling with laughter lol!.. that was great viewing for a change...
...Hughie and Ryan then squabble with each other straight after... the 'lovers tiff from hell' or what?... now they are all in the 'deliberation room'... they've got to all answer the same questions 'face to face'... Alex says something... moving on... Jackson picks Jayne 'because of her age'... "
this house become a 'young' house now and blah! blah! blah!"...
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF EXCUSE IS THAT YOU DOPEY LITTLE GROINAL ITCH???????... that was such a piss poor reason you dumb ignorant nutsack!... what an idiot...
...these below are Jason being voted the 'most forgettable' housemate by the rest of the housemates (even though he got so many cheers at the last eviction) and then Alex's reaction when they were all told who
THE PUBLIC voted the 'most forgettable' housemate... lol!... he looked really pissed off big time... Jason probably just thought 'typical'...
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...now this is a prime example of why it should be
JUST THE PUBLIC voting these cretins out... they are looking at as to why people
deserve to go rather than the housemates just settling old scores and are just getting rid of the potential winners that should stay in based on their merits and contributions to the entertainment of the house...
and Big Brother knows it too!... I would now love to see all of the housemates that
THE PUBLIC love get voted out by the weak-arsed flosses in the house and then just sit back and watch the ratings plummet!... I would so laugh my guts out!... lol!...
...Alex says something... moving on... hahaha!...Andy said to Ryan that he thinks that Ryan is the 'least genuine' housemate in the house because every time he sees him 'mucking about' and making the most noise he thinks that he is watching 'a performance'... (
I SO AGREE WITH THIS!... lol!... I've thought this for ages... he only started the 'showmance' with Hughie for exactly the same reason as far as I'm concerned)... HA!...
THE PUBLIC vote Ryan as the 'least genuine housemate' too!... hahahahahahahahaha!... two or three of them start sniggering... didn't Andy nail that?... lol!...
...now the shitfest starts... Hughie consoling Ryan/Jason explaining himself/Alex says something to Big Brother in the Diary Room... moving on... (I imagine that he's in there trying to nurse his bruised ego)... I think that it's amazing that none of the housemates themselves called Alex the 'most forgettable' housemate?... perhaps they forgot that he was still in the house and then forgot to vote him as the 'most forgettable housemate' perhaps?... my mind boggles...
...I'm so loving Jayne more each day... I would crack up if she wins this... I really would... Laura and Evelyn asking
Hughie for advice is mind numbing lol!... asking
HUGHIE for advice on how to behave?... really?... and has anyone noticed that Evelyn and Laura will not speak to anyone without the other beside her?... they hardly ever separate for people to speak to one or the other alone... weird!...
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...I've said this in nearly every season... is there anyone in the UK that doesn't smoke?... Jason talking outside with Andy and Jackson... "
it's a fuckin' game...everywun's playin' a game... end of!"... (good one Jason) back to the 'anihilation'... they have to split into 2 groups... they have to pick one person from the other group...unknown to both teams is that they are picking someone for
immunity from eviction next time... group one (Andy/Alex/Jackson/Jason and Lateysha) go first.. Andy speaks first and picks Jayne... all the others agree one after each other like sheep... just as happened with Chelsea... their nomination is Jayne...
**YAWN**...
...group 2 (Hughie/Ryan/Evelyn/Laura and Sam) choose next... Hughie picks Andy straight away (for obvious reasons) and as with group 1 they all follow like sheep too... they choose Andy...
**YAWN**... Andy and Jayne are now side by side on a podium to await a decision from all the combined others as to their fates... Big Brother announces that they are now voting as to who they want to get IMMUNITY!... lol!... most look gutted!... didn't that backfire into their faces?... PHUKKIN' PHUNNY!!!!!...
...Jackson's face spoke volumes... what he said next spoke even louder volumes... he has been outplayed by Big Brother and now jumps in to be in charge of the decision (while Andy and Jayne are watching everything that he is saying) and is now showing his true colours... he is desperately trying to get them to vote for who he wants... Hughie then interrupts and takes over to get everyone to vote for who he wants... Ryan mentions that 'Jayne wanted to leave once'... **ahem!**... Ryan... you went out the fire Exit too remember?... Alex said something... moving on... Sam/Laura and Evelyn say 'Andy' and the rest follow like sheep yet again **YAWN** and Andy gets the immunity even though Hughie didn't want him to...
...all that did was to make Jayne and Andy close mates now... Jayne took it really well and told Andy 'all was good'... lol!... I love that all the others were trying to screw Andy and Jayne over and all they have done is make it easier for Andy to win this and for Jayne to win more fans lol!... I LOVE IT!... lol!... SUCKERS!!!!!!... I'm so loving Jayne lol!... I'd like to see Andy and Jayne fighting it out on Eviction night as the last two standing now lol!... Hughie can now be third runner up winner on my list where Jayne used to be...
...as the housemates all strolled back into the loungeroom they tell them all that they were listening all the way through it lol!... (awkward!)... Jason is out having a cigga with Jackson and mentions about how Hughie and Ryan can talk to each other about nominations under the bedsheets... (as I mentioned last night)... he then says to Jackson "I get under my bedcovers and answer my own questions"... um... riiiiiight!... (it must be a real 'relief' when he does that eh?

)... lol!... oh look at that!... Hughie looks like hes sucking up Andy's arse harder than a Dyson vacuum cleaner now that Andy is immune lol!... funny that eh?...
...now Ryan is in the Daiary Room reassuring THE PUBLIC on how 'genuine' his bromance with Hughie really is since learning that he is the 'least genuine' housemate in the house... (too little too late methinks sunshine!
)... laying in the bedroom they all start doing a 'Jayney! Jayney!' chant for a bit of fun... Jason is talking with Andy in the smoke area making sure that they are still 'mates'... end of show... cheers.