Columbo
Never again
I'd like to spike tuttle's punch with holy water and watch her cry 'it burns, it burns'.
Some form of 'momento' with Jessy. It would probably 'mome' and go viral, whatever it was.
Fly on the wall with the whole reepbot<->ykw<->bleachy love triangle Mexican standoff.
i'd probably spend the time chatting with bleachy in that triangle. he seems much more interesting than ykw. i'd be bored out of my skull listening to talks about tables and matching chairs.