Dystopia
Flying so high..
...Today's show:... oh cool!... it looks a ripper of a show today from the promos... I have no idea what the hell thAT Tiffany was babbling on about in the Diary Room to Big Brother but it was something along the lines of "ah ain't doin da 'puppet' ting no more Big Bro"... type of comment at the end of it but as soon as Big Brother said "Tiffany... it is compulsory for all housemates to take part in the shopping task"... Tiffany said... "so dat means what?"... Big Brother says..."Big Brother suggests that you exit the Diary Room and get ready for the task"... her meek reply?... "okay!"... hahahahaha!...so much for her protest ... there you go... Big Brother 1... Tiffany 0... lol!...
...Megan the Bogan starts brewing up for her mega meltdown that has been promoted lol!... Gemma asks Jeremy... "how's your baseball bat today?"... it seems yet again that she wants to live her non-existant sexual fantasies through Jeremy and Tiffany again by hinting that Tiffany is single... (creepy or what?)... Jeremy feigns embarrassment when Gemma indicates that Tiffany is 'free'... (Gemma lays there more than likely fantasizing that Jeremy is boning her big time no doubt)...lol!...
...here we go the good old tried and tested 'who-said-what?' task... this is obviously where 'shoegate' begins... Tiffany denies saying that she had said that she was 'sexually attracted' to Jeremy... she protests big time and calls Big Brother an out and out liar... in the end she concedes that she did... (talk about embarrassed or what?)... lol!... Jeremy was then in trouble with Stiff Fanny about a comment that he said... then 'Shoegate' begins... Tiffany goes totally ape-shit about the shoes that Gemma gave her... (it's fun fun fun until daddy puts the T-Bird awaaaay from here onwards lol!)... there's no point in me talking about it... you have to see it for yourself... (by the way... Gemma got her shoes back lol!)... some of the housemates are definitely starting to form into packs and are slowly and systematically starting to try and isolate Tiffany completely in my opinion... it's being led by Gemma with the sanction from King John from what I have observed... just putting it out there folks!...
...Stiff Fanny is in the Diary Room blubbering her tits off doing the 'everyone-thinks-I'm-a-slut' merry-go-round... you're doing the dirty on your BOYFRIEND on the outside... yes you are dearie
... a few of the other housemates are giving Jeremy their 'advice' while she's in there... Tiffany is in the Diary Room now and is going to tell Gemma that she is a "'fat c*nt"..
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... that's right... that's what she said... so much for the 'oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my goshes and not swearing eh?)... she then went onto saying that Gemma can more or less shove her 'old maiden' shoes up her arse lol!...
...I tell you what... Stiff Fanny isn't very pretty at all when you see her close up is she?... Gemma does the biggest bed sit-in since John and Yoko because she doesn't want to 'play games' anymore... (poor diddums)... jeez they're not lasting long before they crack this year are they?... lol!... it seems like her whinging and whining worked because Big Brother is telling them that the challenge is over and that THEY FAILED the task!...... beautiful!... now they are all pissed off lol!... now it's the 'puppets' against the 'puppetmasters' in some sort of challenge that's coming up... the 'puppets' press the button the fastest and win a luxury shopping budget whereas the 'puppetmasters' get crap lol!... sucked in 'puppetmasters' lol!...
...Gemma says that ''it's all a fix!... it's all a fix!...why have we all done this for 2 days when they knew what they were going to do anyway?"... what's wrong Gemma?... scared that you're going to 'starve to death' like Megan the Bogan was supposed to be?... hahahahaha!... (oh my gosh!... I wonder if Megan the Bogan will feel guilty about eating food in front of all the other 'starving' housemates?... enjoy eating those sausages Megan the Bogan)... meanwhile David Gest (who has been dug up out of his grave again to make an appearance) is having an imaginary interview with Rylan?... (security!... straight jacket to the garden please)... Creepy Chris is laughing along nervously because either he is just grovelling and trying to further his career or he's scared that David is going to snap and stab him to death... I can't make up my mind which?...
...Megan is being greedy and is hogging the cans of drink that's available... Stiff Fanny is in the Diary Room and still feeling sorry for her sluttishness and wants out... now Megan the Bogan is carrying on while pissed about having to clean up after everyone and King John butts his egotestical self into the tirade... she turns on him about him getting everyone together into isolating Tiffany and telling everyone to leave the house and while she is Tiffany laughs at her about it and a shitstorm erupts and then Megan the Bogan wants to punch Tiffany lol!... (the one that she was actually fighting for!!!!)...
..."THIS IS BIG BROTHER... COULD MEGAN GO TO THE BATHROOM IMMEDIATELY!" erupts over the speakers... now Megan the Bogan is dragged outside by a few of the housemates to the bathroom lol!...
...THIS IS FANTASTIC!!!!!... I MIGHT RE-WATCH THIS OVER AND OVER FOR YEARS TO COME!... GO MEGAN THE BOGAN!!!...
...I officially like her again!... she's off my 'bad' list lol!... go you good thing!!!!... King John's minions are starting a revolution lol!... as I said... some of the housemates drag her out of the room to calm her down... don't do that!... put her back in there to keep having a go at King John again... what's wrong with you all?... meanwhile... Stiff Fanny is still whimpering and blubbering in the Diary Room... hmmmm!... I wonder if Big Brother tells her to ''piss off!'' now so that they can bring Megan the Bogan in to the Diary Room to chastise her and calm her down?... interesting... yep!... they did... they said... "we need the Diary Room now"... lol!... Stiff Fanny says ... "yes... of course you do... they're all knobhead diva's in there!"... lol!... (if only she knew what was happening)... hahahaha!...
...meanwhile back in the bathroom Megan the Bogan is still condemning King John and is still telling them the truth about what King John's doing behind all of their backs and then Gemma says that she totally agrees with her!!!!... Fantastic!!!... that's 2 people in the revolt against King John now lol!...Viva la revolución!!!!... Megan the Mighty... (my new name for her after this really magnificent display of defiance)... yells out to him to "f*ck off you little c*nt!"... Gemma again keeps backing up what she is saying... (well done girl)... now Megan the Mighty is talking about his eyebrows!... hahaha!... keep going girl!!!... now she is called into the Diary Room but she still keeps saying what she wants about King John... do you know what?... I've listened to this about 5 times so far and she is echoing nearly all that I've said about King John myself in the last few days... there's not a word of a lie in anything that she said about him and what he does to people... just listen to it all carefully... he's got sussed out major big time by someone and King John knows it too lol!...
...back to the bathroom... Gemma's recruiting Darren to join the revolt by telling Darren to "grow some bollocks!"... he assures her that "my bollocks are big enough for him!"... (I think that he means to stand up to King John and not to slap across his chin somehow)... as Megan the Mighty is walking to the Diary Room she tells Tiffany... "Tiffany!... go on... lick the f*cking shit out of John's arsehole mate... lick the shit out of his arsehole!"...
...she finally reaches the Diary Room and then the atomic meltdown erupts even further!... you have to see it to believe it... again... every single word that she says about him is so true!... (even you must be close to believing the evidence from an inside observer now crimmy surely?...... lol!)...
...everyone is in bed and Stiff Fanny and Jeremy are having fun together... (it looks like Stiff Fanny has got over her guilt-ridden episode pretty quickly)... meanwhile Gemma is still in the garden recruiting Darren... Mighty Megan is still arguing with Big Brother now and is man handling Big Brother's camera eye lol!... security comes in to remove her from the Diary Room... end of show!... BOTS is going to be soooooo interesting tonight lol!... I can't wait!!!... cheers.
...DA BEST SHOW EVA!!!!!... MIGHTY MAGNIFICENT MEGASTAR MEGAN RULES!!!... BYE BYE KING JOHN!... YOUR KINGDOM IS FALLING!... (THEY'RE ONTO YOU)... Viva la revolución!!!!...
Yeah except the dumbass public are gonna boot out Megan because of the "racism" (thank god for racism, it lends itself as such an easy excuse) and the fact that the Ug-boot brigade in their pajamas have fallen head-over-heels in love with the Demon John.
Your reference to David Gest who has been dug out of his grave to make another appearance is hilarious lol - it IS surprising that he is still alive... maybe someone is paying him to stay alive... but WHY??
... the next question... "Tattoos-turn on or off?"... all except Carol said 'turn off' only because she had one herself lol!... 
Charlie Hides TV@charliehidestv
