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Celebrity Big Brother UK - January 2016

why do I have to be at work when there is a juicy episode to watch!

and when did I become this person who wanted to see this sort of drama erupting!!??
 
Same here Crimmy, I can barely wait to get home this arvo and watch this.

This chick is loose in the extreme. Those still photos of her with her faced just wound up with anger hahahahaha.

Hurry up day be over.
 
...Today's show:... oh cool!... it looks a ripper of a show today from the promos... I have no idea what the hell thAT Tiffany was babbling on about in the Diary Room to Big Brother but it was something along the lines of "ah ain't doin da 'puppet' ting no more Big Bro"... type of comment at the end of it but as soon as Big Brother said "Tiffany... it is compulsory for all housemates to take part in the shopping task"... Tiffany said... "so dat means what?"... Big Brother says..."Big Brother suggests that you exit the Diary Room and get ready for the task"... her meek reply?... "okay!"... hahahahaha!...so much for her protest ... there you go... Big Brother 1... Tiffany 0... lol!...

...Megan the Bogan starts brewing up for her mega meltdown that has been promoted lol!... Gemma asks Jeremy... "how's your baseball bat today?"... it seems yet again that she wants to live her non-existant sexual fantasies through Jeremy and Tiffany again by hinting that Tiffany is single... (creepy or what?)... Jeremy feigns embarrassment when Gemma indicates that Tiffany is 'free'... (Gemma lays there more than likely fantasizing that Jeremy is boning her big time no doubt)...lol!...

...here we go the good old tried and tested 'who-said-what?' task... this is obviously where 'shoegate' begins... Tiffany denies saying that she had said that she was 'sexually attracted' to Jeremy... she protests big time and calls Big Brother an out and out liar... in the end she concedes that she did... (talk about embarrassed or what?)... lol!... Jeremy was then in trouble with Stiff Fanny about a comment that he said... then 'Shoegate' begins... Tiffany goes totally ape-shit about the shoes that Gemma gave her... (it's fun fun fun until daddy puts the T-Bird awaaaay from here onwards lol!)... there's no point in me talking about it... you have to see it for yourself... (by the way... Gemma got her shoes back lol!)... some of the housemates are definitely starting to form into packs and are slowly and systematically starting to try and isolate Tiffany completely in my opinion... it's being led by Gemma with the sanction from King John from what I have observed... just putting it out there folks!...

...Stiff Fanny is in the Diary Room blubbering her tits off doing the 'everyone-thinks-I'm-a-slut' merry-go-round :rolleyes::yawn::yawn::yawn::yawn:... you're doing the dirty on your BOYFRIEND on the outside... yes you are dearie ;):thumbsup:... a few of the other housemates are giving Jeremy their 'advice' while she's in there... Tiffany is in the Diary Room now and is going to tell Gemma that she is a "'fat c*nt".. (:wideyed::wideyed::wideyed::wideyed::wideyed:... that's right... that's what she said... so much for the 'oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my goshes and not swearing eh?)... she then went onto saying that Gemma can more or less shove her 'old maiden' shoes up her arse lol!...

...I tell you what... Stiff Fanny isn't very pretty at all when you see her close up is she?... Gemma does the biggest bed sit-in since John and Yoko because she doesn't want to 'play games' anymore... (poor diddums)... jeez they're not lasting long before they crack this year are they?... lol!... it seems like her whinging and whining worked because Big Brother is telling them that the challenge is over and that THEY FAILED the task!... :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious:... beautiful!... now they are all pissed off lol!... now it's the 'puppets' against the 'puppetmasters' in some sort of challenge that's coming up... the 'puppets' press the button the fastest and win a luxury shopping budget whereas the 'puppetmasters' get crap lol!... sucked in 'puppetmasters' lol!...

...Gemma says that ''it's all a fix!... it's all a fix!...why have we all done this for 2 days when they knew what they were going to do anyway?"... what's wrong Gemma?... scared that you're going to 'starve to death' like Megan the Bogan was supposed to be?... hahahahaha!... (oh my gosh!... I wonder if Megan the Bogan will feel guilty about eating food in front of all the other 'starving' housemates?... enjoy eating those sausages Megan the Bogan)... meanwhile David Gest (who has been dug up out of his grave again to make an appearance) is having an imaginary interview with Rylan?... (security!... straight jacket to the garden please)... Creepy Chris is laughing along nervously because either he is just grovelling and trying to further his career or he's scared that David is going to snap and stab him to death... I can't make up my mind which?...

...Megan is being greedy and is hogging the cans of drink that's available... Stiff Fanny is in the Diary Room and still feeling sorry for her sluttishness and wants out... now Megan the Bogan is carrying on while pissed about having to clean up after everyone and King John butts his egotestical self into the tirade... she turns on him about him getting everyone together into isolating Tiffany and telling everyone to leave the house and while she is Tiffany laughs at her about it and a shitstorm erupts and then Megan the Bogan wants to punch Tiffany lol!... (the one that she was actually fighting for!!!!)...

..."THIS IS BIG BROTHER... COULD MEGAN GO TO THE BATHROOM IMMEDIATELY!" erupts over the speakers... now Megan the Bogan is dragged outside by a few of the housemates to the bathroom lol!...

...THIS IS FANTASTIC!!!!!... I MIGHT RE-WATCH THIS OVER AND OVER FOR YEARS TO COME!... GO MEGAN THE BOGAN!!!...

...I officially like her again!... she's off my 'bad' list lol!... go you good thing!!!!... King John's minions are starting a revolution lol!... as I said... some of the housemates drag her out of the room to calm her down... don't do that!... put her back in there to keep having a go at King John again... what's wrong with you all?... meanwhile... Stiff Fanny is still whimpering and blubbering in the Diary Room... hmmmm!... I wonder if Big Brother tells her to ''piss off!'' now so that they can bring Megan the Bogan in to the Diary Room to chastise her and calm her down?... interesting... yep!... they did... they said... "we need the Diary Room now"... lol!... Stiff Fanny says ... "yes... of course you do... they're all knobhead diva's in there!"... lol!... (if only she knew what was happening)... hahahaha!...

...meanwhile back in the bathroom Megan the Bogan is still condemning King John and is still telling them the truth about what King John's doing behind all of their backs and then Gemma says that she totally agrees with her!!!!... Fantastic!!!... that's 2 people in the revolt against King John now lol!...Viva la revolución!!!!... Megan the Mighty... (my new name for her after this really magnificent display of defiance)... yells out to him to "f*ck off you little c*nt!"... Gemma again keeps backing up what she is saying... (well done girl)... now Megan the Mighty is talking about his eyebrows!... hahaha!... keep going girl!!!... now she is called into the Diary Room but she still keeps saying what she wants about King John... do you know what?... I've listened to this about 5 times so far and she is echoing nearly all that I've said about King John myself in the last few days... there's not a word of a lie in anything that she said about him and what he does to people... just listen to it all carefully... he's got sussed out major big time by someone and King John knows it too lol!...

...back to the bathroom... Gemma's recruiting Darren to join the revolt by telling Darren to "grow some bollocks!"... he assures her that "my bollocks are big enough for him!"... (I think that he means to stand up to King John and not to slap across his chin somehow) ;)... as Megan the Mighty is walking to the Diary Room she tells Tiffany... "Tiffany!... go on... lick the f*cking shit out of John's arsehole mate... lick the shit out of his arsehole!"...

...she finally reaches the Diary Room and then the atomic meltdown erupts even further!... you have to see it to believe it... again... every single word that she says about him is so true!... (even you must be close to believing the evidence from an inside observer now crimmy surely?... ;):tongue: ... lol!)...

...everyone is in bed and Stiff Fanny and Jeremy are having fun together... (it looks like Stiff Fanny has got over her guilt-ridden episode pretty quickly)... meanwhile Gemma is still in the garden recruiting Darren... Mighty Megan is still arguing with Big Brother now and is man handling Big Brother's camera eye lol!... security comes in to remove her from the Diary Room... end of show!... BOTS is going to be soooooo interesting tonight lol!... I can't wait!!!... cheers.

...DA BEST SHOW EVA!!!!!... MIGHTY MAGNIFICENT MEGASTAR MEGAN RULES!!!... BYE BYE KING JOHN!... YOUR KINGDOM IS FALLING!... (THEY'RE ONTO YOU)... Viva la revolución!!!!...
 
I fucking love this show!!!!!!

Megan has got some massive anger issues obviously. Did you see the veins in her neck bursting out when she was in full flight. Thing is she is right about Johnny. Little girl has got him pegged to a tee.

Here is the weirder part. I thought Megan looked smoking hot in that satin nightie even while she was going off. I would be to scared to speak to her but she is a good looking chick.:)

The big rig Gemma is so annoying but she loves the drama and is good at geeing up the other housemates to do her bidding, How many hours a day do reckon she lays in that bed.

Stephanie - just give it up girl, you know you are busted no use blaming Big Brother. He is a good looking rooster is Jeremy but the prison Tatts are a bit of a worry.

So many classic quotes from this episode I'm going to have to watch it again.

Anyway you know you got some serious nutters in that house when David Gest looks relatively normal in comparison.

Honestly got no idea who might win this. I'm right into Megan at the moment. Am I weird??

I'm loving it.
 
crimmy said:
Run ScottyT runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn lol
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...even he got the shits with Mighty Megan when she told him to be quiet... he told her to "fook orf!"... so it looks like that relationship is finished doesn't it?... lol!...

Dystopia said:
Thank you Sticky, that's the one - now it's just a matter of hanging on to it :woot:
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...you can actually thank our dear crimmy for that because that's where I got it from in a PM... (thanks again from me crimmy)... cheers.
 
adsyj said:
I just saw your post Mr Stickyfingers - NAILED IT

I see we are both loving Megan. Oh Yeah.

Great show recaps from all you people. LOVING IT ALL.
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...haha!...no worries adsyj... when I post them it's like therapy for me and helps get rid of all that angst at the same time lol!... yes she's become my favourite housemate alongside Darren now... I hope that it's either of them that win it now... :thumbsup:... cheers.
 
Oh damn... now Megan has stolen the show. There goes the highly anticipated drama of "Shoe-Gate", just when Tiffany prepared for battle and readied herself to dissect the Beached Whale Gemma for once and for all.

Only yesterday I thought Megan wouldn't have it in her to throw a tantrum in front of the others... WOW!!! It seems to have been brewing for a while, first the food, then the mini-fight over some beverages in the food store room... but all the while she seemed to have felt a deep resentment toward Demon John... and Stephanie. I can't figure out how Stephanie vexed her so much but Demon John at his most devious must have been grinding on her for days in little ways.

I'm not in support of Megan one bit, but Demon John's condescending insistence that his name was John, NOT Johnathan was a clear wind up of an already agitated Megan. At his age and considering his self-righteousness and the fact that he sees himself as the alpha male it was a childish, cheap shot at Megan.

Poor Stephanie is canon fodder because she's got a boyfriend outside. If it weren't for that, WHAT could they possibly blame on her? As I said previously, she is one of the very few in there that is quite unpretentious and natural.

I very much enjoyed Tiffany's stint in the DR. This time I understood where she was coming from first time around. She called the Beached Whale an "old maiden" , I know, it is difficult to find a term to describe that "creature" lol.
I just hope the mass-hate against Tiffany will have somewhat subsided when she's up for eviction because she must stay. If a gay guy can be an alpha-male, than why not a woman? If there is one alpha-male in the house, it is she. And if yall insist on a man, you'll just have to bring back Winston.... :woot: -- because Darren sure as hell is not alpha-male material.

Darren and the Cleaning Lady Danielle and Christopher all have one thing in common - they look terribly sad and burnt out. Use By Date is expired. There is no life in those people, I find it hard to look at them, let alone listen to them.

Strangely, my pet-hate the Beached Whale Gemma doesn't quite look that used up yet. I guess her delusions of grandeur keep her skin shiny and her lips pink... or is that make-up?

Interesting too how the poorly feeling cleaning lady Danielle sprang back to life as if touched by Jesus himself (miracle stuff that is) and almost ran to the place where it was all going down with Megan and Megan and Megan... I couldn't see, but I bet she had her thumb in her mouth, chewing ferociously.

Finally, no sooner had Beached Whale Gemma been let off the hook, did she continue to put her scheming tactics into practice... this time she is indoctrinating and provoking Darren to make a stand against Demon John.. the underhanded twat.
She is ultimately responsible for the match-making of Scotti T and Megan, she is responsible for Shoe-Gate and now she wants to start a war between the members of the bromance who only yesterday kissed and made up.

What a bunch of weirdos!!! :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::woot::woot::woot:
 
...I read that post of yours crimmy and for the life of me I can't understand as to why calling Tiffany a "Ghetto c*nt!"... is racist?... what I mean by that is... if Tiffany was a white woman from Harlem or The Bronx or wherever and she called that white woman the same thing then nothing would've been said I imagine... since when has the word 'ghetto' been deemed racist?... it doesn't make sense?... if she called her a "black c*nt!" then I would understand... it's like calling someone a "Scouse c*nt!"... because someone is from Liverpool in England for instance to me... colour me confused :confused:... cheers.
 
Mr Stickyfingers said:
...even he got the shits with Mighty Megan when she told him to be quiet... he told her to "fook orf!"... so it looks like that relationship is finished doesn't it?... lol!...



...you can actually thank our dear crimmy for that because that's where I got it from in a PM... (thanks again from me crimmy)... cheers.
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Can a crimmy have no secrets around you two!? :p
 
Dystopia said:
I'm not in support of Megan one bit, but Demon John's condescending insistence that his name was John, NOT Johnathan was a clear wind up of an already agitated Megan. At his age and considering his self-righteousness and the fact that he sees himself as the alpha male it was a childish, cheap shot at Megan.
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still reading but don't you think John might have been trying to point out his name because there had been that other Jonathon in the house ... You know ... The Kklingon
 
Mr Stickyfingers said:
...I read that post of yours crimmy and for the life of me I can't understand as to why calling Tiffany a "Ghetto c*nt!"... is racist?... what I mean by that is... if Tiffany was a white woman from Harlem or The Bronx or wherever and she called that white woman the same thing then nothing would've been said I imagine... since when has the word 'ghetto' been deemed racist?... it doesn't make sense?... if she called her a "black c*nt!" then I would understand... it's like calling someone a "Scouse c*nt!"... because someone is from Liverpool in England for instance to me... colour me confused :confused:... cheers.
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I'm guessing because there is an implication that a <insert politically correct term> woman she would originate from the ghettos ... Just as someone might take offence at being called a Westie if they think that's a derogatory term because they look down on people from that area ... To me the c word is far more offensive and I cannot stand the word


Btw you don't think I wrote that post do you ... It's from a Uk online news service ... I just copied and pasted here to share the news with people here

If I add anything I highlight it in colour ... Plus my tell is the ... Throughout my posts

Not sure if my slightly wine-addled brain is ready to watch it yet ...
 
adsyj said:
I fucking love this show!!!!!!

Megan has got some massive anger issues obviously. Did you see the veins in her neck bursting out when she was in full flight. Thing is she is right about Johnny. Little girl has got him pegged to a tee.

Here is the weirder part. I thought Megan looked smoking hot in that satin nightie even while she was going off. I would be to scared to speak to her but she is a good looking chick.:)

The big rig Gemma is so annoying but she loves the drama and is good at geeing up the other housemates to do her bidding, How many hours a day do reckon she lays in that bed.

Stephanie - just give it up girl, you know you are busted no use blaming Big Brother. He is a good looking rooster is Jeremy but the prison Tatts are a bit of a worry.

So many classic quotes from this episode I'm going to have to watch it again.

Anyway you know you got some serious nutters in that house when David Gest looks relatively normal in comparison.

Honestly got no idea who might win this. I'm right into Megan at the moment. Am I weird??

I'm loving it.
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...hahaha!... I thought that Mighty Megan was going to pop one of those blood vessels at any moment adsyj lol!... she was so pissed off wasn't she?... she's so much prettier than Stiff Fanny for sure... (look at Stiff Fanny close up... she's not that pretty at all)...

...I agree about Gemma... she has nothing going for her at all except backstabbing and manipulation at other peoples expense... she does it in the background whereas King John does it to peoples faces and that's what she's fighting against to become the 'alpha' in the house... she has no chance whatsoever against King John unless something drastic changes in her favour...

...I thought that it was Snotty T that was "right into Megan" at the moment adsyj?... :whistling:... (sorry... I just couldn't help myself) lol!... cheers.
 
crimmy said:
I'm guessing because there is an implication that a <insert politically correct term> woman she would originate from the ghettos ... Just as someone might take offence at being called a Westie if they think that's a derogatory term because they look down on people from that area ... To me the c word is far more offensive and I cannot stand the word


Btw you don't think I wrote that post do you ... It's from a Uk online news service ... I just copied and pasted here to share the news with people here

If I add anything I highlight it in colour ... Plus my tell is the ... Throughout my posts

Not sure if my slightly wine-addled brain is ready to watch it yet ...
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...oh I know that crimmy... I've seen you do this for us in many posts before (for which I thank you)... I was just commenting on what some of those nuff muffs were saying about racism in the comments at the bottom of the article... and I agree... the 'C' word is the offensive word in that insult that nobody seems to whinge about... Mighty Megan never said the word 'black' because even she knew that it was a racist remark if she did...I dunno... beats me?:confused:... curioser and curioser... lol!... cheers.
 
crimmy said:
Can a crimmy have no secrets around you two!? :p
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...only when it involves 'pillow talk' crimmy... **nudge nudge wink wink say no more**... ;):whistling::biggrin:...

crimmy said:
still reading but don't you think John might have been trying to point out his name because there had been that other Jonathon in the house ... You know ... The Kklingon
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...no I don't think so crimmy... he was just trying to stop her from spouting out the truth to the others at any cost... he was trying to break her 'train of thought' and her stride and trying to take the wind out of her sails... also... he was totally shocked because he realised that she was so onto him in what he is doing in the house...his whole game-plan was being revealed right there in front of everybody... he kept saying that over and over and over again while he was thinking about what he could possibly say back to her... this was quite evident when he was trying to regroup with whoever was still inside the house to remain in his camp...

...he was completely exposed and was in total shock because one of his minions had turned on him... his ego was shattered... repeating something over and over again like that is what Politicians or Managers do when you have them by the short and curlies... it's a classic stalling tactic until you can think of a reply... (which usually ends up being a complete lie)... I used to be a Union Delegate for about 26 years so I know lol!... (no flies on me crimmy)... lol!... cheers.
 
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