Dystopia
Flying so high..
...oh dear... I've apparently have rambled too much again and have to do this in two parts again...
Todays show:... (part 1)... aw crap!... here we go... the 'puppetmaster' task... this is going to be so bloody stupid... I can just feel it in my water... they recap yesterdays shit-a-thon... that's old news now... just move on eh?... Tiffany is now a subservient little whipped puppy dog now... that's a shame really... at least she brought some spark into the house if nothing else... they all look completely ridiculous with those rigs on... Megan is chucking a mental about having to eat cold lentil soup lol!... it didn't take much to break her did it?... not being able to eat real food for an hour or so did it... what a weak-willed whinging whining bitch she is... after blabbering her guts out in the Diary Room she then proceeds to go out to the kitchen and shame all the others that are allowed to eat the good food!... "I hope that you all enjoy those sausage sandwiches in front of us... thanks for all the support guys...I hope that you're all enjoying the food guys!"...
...I would've got one of those beautiful sweet smelling sizzling sausages and shoved it right up her left nostril and then snapped off the rest of it that didn't make it up there and then put it into a roll... poured oodles of sauce or mustard over it and then 'oohed and aahhed' about how delicious it tasted followed by a really loud extended burp and then would've said... "oh wow Megan the Bogan... if only you could've tasted that!... it was truly the BEST sausage that I have ever tasted!... just try it!... oh!... that's right... you can't!... what a shame eh?"... but then again... that's just me... lol!... what a whining little bitch!... if it was the other way around she would've reveled in it...
...I officially don't like Megan the Bogan now... I've taken note!...
...Gemma used to be called 'my darling fluffy cat' by an ex apparently... **chuckle chuckle... as if!**... he then rang her about 10 minutes after she had gone shopping and said "hurry home ... I have a surprise for you!"... when she had got home she found out that he had left her!... ouchies!!!... (that would've hurt)...
...there's King John imparting his 'great wisdom' on Darren Day when he doesn't really want it but then Darren thanks him for pointing out all of his faults and for giving him the 'advice'!!!... (I'm quite surprised that Darren is falling for his shit... I thought that he was smarter than that... what a shame that I'm wrong about him)... King John is slowly and systematically beating Darren down with every 'kind' word that he utters to him each and every day... think about it... he made sure from day one to have Darren in 'The box' with him for fear that Darren would become the 'alpha male' while King John was in there... he volunteered to 'sacrifice' himself to become the 'martyr' of the house but there he was making sure that his biggest threat in the house was right beside him... he then nominated Darren because 'he started smoking again' hoping that he would get evicted when in fact Darren didn't even make it to the eviction list (sucked in King John)... and now this... sneaky and sublimely browbeating and bullying him down with 'kindness' and 'advice'... what a festering little
dog turd
he is... watch out Darren... it will be a slow 'death of a thousand cuts' listening to his shit mate... beware!...
...oh hell!... he we go... the very old well-worn 'cruel challenges' tasks with the housemates... the ridiculous 'eating disgusting shit' tasks... FFS!... here's a little free tip from Uncle Sticky for you Big Brother... THINK OF SOMETHING ORIGINAL BIG BORING BROTHER!!!!... there you go mate... no need to thank me... moving on...
...Tiffany was asked to name King John's worst character traits... she said that he was 'arrogant'... WTF?... that's it???... my god!... if they had asked me that question I would've added that he was also bossy/domineering/belligerent/rude/sly/superficial/
dishonest/conceited/annoying/pompous/jealous/condescending/bullying/selfish/egotestical/cynical/devilish/Machiavellian/unreliable/ruthless/sneaky/hypocritical/self-centered/interfering/intolerant/vague/sarcastic/heartless/greedy/touchy/self-indulgent/close-minded/entitled/ignorant/over-critical/pompous/snobbish/vengeful/passive-aggressive/intrusive/cowardly/boring/competitive/dramatic/untrustworthy/vain/overbearing/callous/judgemental/sarcastic/big-headed/thoughtless/detached/bitchy/inconsiderate/fussy/moody and narrow-minded just to name a few... other than that... he's probably a nice bloke...
...Creepy Christopher is asked to say what Gemma's bad trait is and he says..."I luv yoo dearly Gemma... erm... it's joost soomtimes wen i speek... she sorta looks to the ceiling an switches off... boot I dunno wevver I'm joost boring or wot?"... erm... how can I put this nicely Creepy Chris... erm... YOU ARE FOOKIN' BORING YOU BANAL SYCHOPHANTIC LITTLE WHIMP!!!!... you can't see that?... you really can't see that?... honestly?... as someone posted earlier... "grow some!"...
...Tiffany/Darren/Daniella and Megan aren't allowed to smoke again until the task has finally finished!... bwuahahahahahahahaha!!!... brilliant!!!... tempers really are going to explode with that one!... lol!... are their 'puppet masters' so stupid as to not realise that the tables will eventually turn and that they will become the puppets?... are they that stupid?????... there will be hell to pay when that happens... taking way their cigga's is just plain suicide on their parts... what idiots!...
...the next question about whether their puppets should read mean 'Tweets' about themselves... the only funny parts of it were Creepy Chris's 'Tweet'... it read... 'Christopher is too much in Daniella's arse... someone should pull him out... he's like a batch of piles!"... hahaha!... classic!... and also Megan's 'Tweet'... "Megan McKenna always has a face like a smacked arse!!... she should smile more!!"... lol!... brilliant!... (her ego can't stand it and she gives that viewer 'the finger')... what a bad sport eh?...
...(part 2 to follow)... cheers.
""bossy/domineering/belligerent/rude/sly/superficial/
dishonest/conceited/annoying/pompous/jealous/condescending/bullying/selfish/egotestical/cynical/devilish/Machiavellian/unreliable/ruthless/sneaky/hypocritical/self-centered/interfering/intolerant/vague/sarcastic/heartless/greedy/touchy/self-indulgent/close-minded/entitled/ignorant/over-critical/pompous/snobbish/vengeful/passive-aggressive/intrusive/cowardly/boring/competitive/dramatic/untrustworthy/vain/overbearing/callous/judgemental/sarcastic/big-headed/thoughtless/detached/bitchy/inconsiderate/fussy/moody and narrow-minded ""
Sticky you forgot "egotistical"

