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Celebrity Big Brother UK - January 2016

do you think Gemma made her move (showing her animosity towards John and her arrogance - wearing the dark shades and doing the victory signs up in the air after placing her nom?) too early

and

was her move prompted by hearing the Get John Out calls in the crowd outside - she went with the crowd to win support?
 
Did Jeremy just nominate Stephanie? The sly dog... pandering to the puritanical side of the fickle-minded great British public. You have lost my support Laddie! :wtf:

Beached Whale Gemma has survived. What a drag. She is so deluded, she thinks she'll turn into the alpha-male now by the grace of god... I mean, the great British Public who stand by their soap stars, especially the ones who can't speak English and behave like - well, like beached whales and have disgusting habits all around.

I hope we won't be left with the likes of Daniella, Darren, Christopher, Demon John and Beached Whale Gemma in the end just because they are "beloved, well known soap stars".
 
This is to all the clean-living, politically correct, non-smoking saints here and elsewhere.

To use a temporary ban on smoking for smokers as a punishment is inhumane and if there is a real good lawyer somewhere, quite possibly against the law.

To a smoker the next smoke can easily be more important than the next meal. If the producers put the HMs on a "No Consumption of Any Food" diet for just a day, the ensuing law-suits would kill off Channel 5.

This once again demonstrates the shortsightedness of the BB Producers.
 
...Today's Live Eviction:... I usually find these Live evictions to be pretty tedious... the crowd never shuts the hell up but at least it drowns out 'Whiney Willis's' grating screeching voice at times which is a massive bonus... I really am hoping that it is Stiff Fanny that goes tonight... they show Mighty Megan's mega meltdown (or there part of)... Daniella talks about people that "sit in the corners and load the gun" in the Diary Room... to me that shows me that she's talking not only about King John but Gemma too...

...King John is playing the martyr of course... oh gawd!... here we go... David Ghost is 'councilling' Stiff Fanny and Jeremy and uses it to convince Stiff Fanny to come to him for a cuddle instead of Jeremy so that it... ''doesn't look so bad''... WTF???... why would she want to have to pat the dust off of him to cuddle up to a wrinkled up old dinosaur like him that was just excavated by Archaeologists just a few hours earlier?... so in David Ghost's mind he believes that it looks better for her to be seen cuddling HIM... an old fart that would probably look like a dirty old man getting his jollies.. rather than a young virile stud muffin whose dick is about to explode just so it looks better to the public and her BOYFRIEND?... pffft!... nice try David you dirty old lech!... like she's going to fall for that!... in your dreams old son... (yeah... your wet ones no doubt? :shifty:)...

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...Daniella reveals to Gemma that she's being seen to be 'loading the gun' and 'winding people up' by the others... she says nothing back because as with King John... she's probably thinking to herself... "oh shit!... they're onto me!"... lol!... Big Brother now has Mighty Megan in the Diary Room and he is reading the 'riot act' to her and gives her a 'formal warning' as if that means jack shit to anyone... she doesn't just take it lying down... she does give her opinion back (good on you girl)... next is Tiffany and she sits there with the "who?... little ol' me?" expression on her face and Big Brother tells her 'what for'... "she got in mah face she woz aroun' mah bed screamin' blah blah de blah"... Big Brother says his bit and she returns to the house...

...whining Willis is back... (her voice goes right through me at times)... nominees names are read out by her... Angie (boos)... Gemma (cheers)... Jeremy (mixed)... Nancy (mixed)... Stiff Fanny (mixed)... hmmmm!... it's looking like Angie is in trouble doesn't it?... I guess that it's going to be another year of 'get-the-old-ones-out-first' again methinks... (I hate that)...

...back to yesterday in the house... Mighty Megan returns to the house... she does a post morten on the chain of events involving her and Tiffany and King John's interference to clarify her memory of it with Jeremy and Darren etc... (I noticed that King John had sunnies on in the kitchen when he came in... (what's wrong King John... can't you look Mighty Megan in the eyes?)... Mighty Megan goes directly to Tiffany to explain that she was defending her and having a go at King John... not her... that she was actually on HER side... (all credit to Mighty Megan for that)... Tiffany more or less tells Gemma to 'butt-out' when she interrupts lol!... Megan explains herself really well to Tiffany in my opinion... well done girl!... Tiffany tells her that 'she understands' and they seem to have sorted things out by the looks of it...

...oh here we go... King John's in the kitchen denying that he had anything to do with the whole episode and even goes on to say to Stiff Fanny that David started it all off!... he says... "I got stuck in the middle of all of it"... lol!... WTF????... she says... "oh yeah... riiiight!"... yeah exactly... riiiiiiight!... Mighty Megan puts Stiff Fanny right about it as soon as King John leaves lol!... Nancy says she's noticed that there are two groups now and Gemma instantly gets working... blah blah blah!...

...King John sits on his regal throne in the Diary Room to hold audience with Big Brother... with a wave of his hand he bids Big Brother to speak to him... "I'm keeping a low profile in the house today Big Brother... blah de fuckity blah"... Mighty Megan is back in the Diary Room to apologise to Big Brother himself about hitting the camera etc but said she will never apologise to King John though... (well done girl)...

...whining Willis is back... here we go... another pathetically shit task... a 'lip sync' challenge :bang::bang::bang::rolleyes:... time to fast forward methinks... I just can't be arsed to watch it... I stopped fast forwarding it too soon and saw Nancy wriggling in front of Snotty T and thought that he was just about to blow his volcano right there and then!... these looks on his face told all of what he was thinking... there was more than sweaty armpits going on there methinks!... Nancy was as sexy as hell I thought... :thumbsup:...

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...David Ghost begins to speak and I continue fast forwarding... whiney Willis again... back to the house... Creepy Chris says something in the Diary Room... in the garden Gemma stirs the shitpot... Snotty T gets up and walks away and says... "let's not spoil the afternoon"... Angie leaves too... nobody wants to listen to her shit... she continues talking to Darren and then Mighty Megan about King John inside... King John continues to play the martyr role...

...eviction time... hahahahaha!... "the crowd chants "GET JOHN OUT!... GET JOHN OUT!... GET JOHN OUT!"... oh wow what a ball basher for his ego upon hearing that it would be for him!... lol!... oh dear... the most boos are for Nancy... (looks like she's going eh?)... they don't show a close-up of John's face though during the chant do they?...

...time to evict someone... it sounds like Nancy for sure... here goes... NANCY!... I guess it's not much of a surprise is it?... haha!... at least crimmy will be happy ;):p... lol!... her exit interview... so gracious and not a bad word about anybody until the end... regardless of all the shit that was going on around her for 10 days she never once lost her lady-like composure or her femininity and grace and all credit to her for that... true class showing through there for sure for me at least... when pressed she said (with a wink of an eye) that she'd like Snotty T to win it... (hmmm!... she 'likes' him perhaps?... growl!... a cougar perhaps?)... lol!...

...nominations time:... Angie/Jeremy/Stiff Fanny and Gemma have to do a 'killer nominations twist'... they each have to choose a housemate with a 'killer vote'... haha!... (goodbye King John when it comes to Gemma lol!)... here are their picks...

Angie:... Kristina (because she was pressured/bullied by Big Brother and put on the spot to nominate someone... she looked visibly stressed by it to me)... she probably voted for her because she was shocked that she was actually still in the house methinks!... lol!...

Gemma:... King John!... (no surprises there eh?... lol!... she says that she didn't like what he did to Darren Day)... what a load of bullshit Gemma... he's your biggest rival in the house and everyone knows it!...

Jeremy:... Tiffany... (he gave some babbled reason for it that meant nothing at all as far as I'm concerned)... Tiffany looked really pissed off about it too lol!...

Stiff Fanny:... Daniella... (stuff knows what the hell she said about her for it though?)... worried that she might do well in the house possibly?... who knows?...

...ha!... it looks like KING JOHN could be out next week by the sounds of the crowd lololol!... oh how times change eh?... it couldn't happen to a nicer person!... for once I enjoyed this Live eviction today... cheers.
 
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As usual a very funny and accurate wrap-up Mr Stickyfingers.

John is gonski if the audience chants are any indication. He does think he is king shit dont he. I nearly fell out of my chair when he says David started it. Man is deluded.

Tiffany needs to hitch her wagon to the magnificent Megan. John will go, Gemma will slide her big rig straight into the role of Johnny and cause all types of shit. Megan and Tiffany will not buy any of her bullshit troublemaking for one second.

Megan and Tiffany together would be the power. Go girls.

Got to give dear old David some credit for having a swing at Steph, yeah you should sleep in my bed and I will give you cuddles. Bwahahahahaha, dirty old man.

Holy hell how hot did Megan look in that skirt in the task. I'm scared shitless of her but I love her. Although she went a bit overboard on the bronzer for the eviction. Her face was literally glowing orange.
 
Lmao @Mr Stickyfingers ... I had thought of There's Something About Mary earlier this week with Gemma hair ... It's scary how u get inside my head

Of course I still believe John is not the manipulator that Gemma is telling everyone he is ... He has gone and talked to anyone who has had an issue ... Except Megan ... And I'd steer clear of her too

She is not a hero - she was drunk and out of control ... The foul and vile stuff that spewed out of her mouth represents what is at her core ... She can sugarcoat it in the light of a new day after having half the morning to consider how to worm her way out of the situation .. But she's not fooling me. I'm immune to a short skirt and long legs when packaged with nastiness she displayed. Let's not fool ourselves into believing that Tiffany will forget it either ... All these women may say they understand volatility however they still have good and perhaps convenient memories (ie when it suits their purposes ... a good reason to nominate)

If the whole house has been nominating last night privately in the DR Megan would have been up and I think a few would even have nominated Gemma ... And yes I realise John would have been nominated also but not as often as Megan or Gemma

As for David starting it ... The original topic was Stephanie being untidy and not tidying up ... It's quite possible David did start that conversation with John ... Megan may have arced up because Stephanie is her girl and she was telling John to tell Stephanie himself not bitch about it behind her back ... So that COULD be what happened ... David was there in the room ... And was shocked by what transpired

@Dystopia ... Didn't Jeremy nominate Tiffany? Not his bff cuddle buddy Stephanie ... The one who has a very loose interpretation of the meaning of "just friends" ... And is sending the guy mixed messages which he is lapping up

I'll be disappointed if John left ... He gives more to the show than Kristina ...

Daniella's mention of someone loading a gun at first I did think she meant John but she seemed to then bring those exact words up to Gemma ... John may be a bit more subtle in his efforts than the bitchy Gemma (wouldn't be hard - in all things she's as subtle as a sledgehammer)

The offending wink didn't look that bad to me .. With camera only showing John and not Kristina who I believe it was directed to we don't know if he was returning a wink or signalling he was ok in return for a concerned look from her... He was on a high from the show and having fun in drag ... It might have just been a flirty wink at ScottyT).

Unfortunately Gemma could not allow the house to settle down and move forward ... She needed to drag them back down to cement her agenda. I loved that a few tried to tell her enough and left the conversation altogether.. She didn't get the message though and kept at it
 
@Dystopia ... Didn't Jeremy nominate Tiffany? Not his bff cuddle buddy Stephanie ... The one who has a very loose interpretation of the meaning of "just friends" ... And is sending the guy mixed messages which he is lapping up



Yes you are right, I've found it out on BOTS. This also explained why the camera decided to home in on Tiffany which I thought at the time was odd.
My bad, Jeremy's coke nose isn't sounding all that clear most of the time and all I really heard was "Fanny.." Now it makes sense.
 
BBOTS ... Don't think I could be bothered listening to Nancy for very long ... It's too garbled and sometimes she says a lot but it makes little or no sense!

The clip they showed of Darren and John post the eviction and nominations - Darren seemed gutted that their issue was the root behind Johns nomination ... Using that as their reasoning (Gemma and the Stephanie also supported her) only will serve to upset and destabilise Darren more ... He was sucking back on that cigarette like there was no tomorrow ... John seemed genuine in trying to tell him he doesn't have any issue with it and he doesn't want Darren to worry

One of the BBOTS regs said he thought what John did was tough love ... He probably should have spoken to him privately AND been more specific about it being smoking rather than drinking ... But by doing it in front of the others he also put it out there and put the burden of care on everyone's shoulders ... And made Darren clearly aware this is what's going on with you ... I see this as detrimental ... Wake up to what's going on and don't let this drag you down

IF John is being judged as manipulative why isn't that also happening to Gemma
Why is he 2faced and she isn't
Is it because she's already known for it therefore it's expected of her

It's vote to save ... Will people save Kristina over John ... Or Tiffany over John?

I hope not
 
crimmy said:
Lmao @Mr Stickyfingers ... I had thought of There's Something About Mary earlier this week with Gemma hair ... It's scary how u get inside my head

Of course I still believe John is not the manipulator that Gemma is telling everyone he is ... He has gone and talked to anyone who has had an issue ... Except Megan ... And I'd steer clear of her too

She is not a hero - she was drunk and out of control ... The foul and vile stuff that spewed out of her mouth represents what is at her core ... She can sugarcoat it in the light of a new day after having half the morning to consider how to worm her way out of the situation .. But she's not fooling me. I'm immune to a short skirt and long legs when packaged with nastiness she displayed. Let's not fool ourselves into believing that Tiffany will forget it either ... All these women may say they understand volatility however they still have good and perhaps convenient memories (ie when it suits their purposes ... a good reason to nominate)

If the whole house has been nominating last night privately in the DR Megan would have been up and I think a few would even have nominated Gemma ... And yes I realise John would have been nominated also but not as often as Megan or Gemma

As for David starting it ... The original topic was Stephanie being untidy and not tidying up ... It's quite possible David did start that conversation with John ... Megan may have arced up because Stephanie is her girl and she was telling John to tell Stephanie himself not bitch about it behind her back ... So that COULD be what happened ... David was there in the room ... And was shocked by what transpired

@Dystopia ... Didn't Jeremy nominate Tiffany? Not his bff cuddle buddy Stephanie ... The one who has a very loose interpretation of the meaning of "just friends" ... And is sending the guy mixed messages which he is lapping up

I'll be disappointed if John left ... He gives more to the show than Kristina ...

Daniella's mention of someone loading a gun at first I did think she meant John but she seemed to then bring those exact words up to Gemma ... John may be a bit more subtle in his efforts than the bitchy Gemma (wouldn't be hard - in all things she's as subtle as a sledgehammer)


The offending wink didn't look that bad to me .. With camera only showing John and not Kristina who I believe it was directed to we don't know if he was returning a wink or signalling he was ok in return for a concerned look from her... He was on a high from the show and having fun in drag ... It might have just been a flirty wink at ScottyT).

Unfortunately Gemma could not allow the house to settle down and move forward ... She needed to drag them back down to cement her agenda. I loved that a few tried to tell her enough and left the conversation altogether.. She didn't get the message though and kept at it
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...a great post crimmy... haha!... me getting into your head with Gemma's 'something about Mary' moment... that's spooky lol!...if only I could change your mind about King John?... ;):biggrin:... I think that King John will be gone for sure next week... the way that the crowd was chanting "GET JOHN OUT!" over and over again reminded me of the French Revolution and the crowd calling out "off with his head!"... it doesn't look too good for him does it?...

...I hope that you are sitting down when I say this crimmy but... I think that we need King John to stay in the house because it will become so boring if Gemma The Hutt is running the show... as adsyj said brilliantly above...

Tiffany needs to hitch her wagon to the magnificent Megan. John will go, Gemma will slide her big rig straight into the role of Johnny and cause all types of shit. Megan and Tiffany will not buy any of her bullshit troublemaking for one second.

Megan and Tiffany together would be the power. Go girls.
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...now THAT would be a brilliant combination to have instead of Gemma the Hutt running the whole shebang... them two collectively fighting against King John for power would be epic viewing for all of us for sure lol!... now to watch BOTS... cheers.
 
So now it's been a few weeks, I'm gonna list what I think of each of the housemates since their true colours are out

Angie
Sounds like she deepthroated a cheese grater and is bitchy. I did however loved her rant to David about Winston, she was FUMING! You BETTER get away from her!
Christopher
I haven't seen too much of him to make a comment but he seems to ride on the coattails of others, doesn't really make any judgement by himself unless its something someone has already said. A bit unoriginal, a bit shit, either way, he doesn't add too much to the show.
Danniella
I really like her. She plays the game well but doesn't go crazy, she voices opinions without getting in the way of others thoughts. A very good housemate.
Darren
As previously mentioned he have a very amazing facial personality but he is a joy to watch. I can't go past his beautiful accent.
David
Another housemate who is a Joy to watch, he seems to be the peacekeeper of the house and it sounds like he has a wonderful personality. The only worry is its hard to concentrate on what he says because I keep looking at his hair, I don't know how it works
Gemma
No fuck off, I hate you, your voice gets on my fucking nerves, you are only trying to have people in relationships because no one would date you. You can't be the house councillor, you're fucking shit.
Jeremy
Funny personality and makes me laugh but honey, the tattoos are a bit too interesting.
John
I used to like him and then he nominated Darren for possibly the worst reason in BB history, and yes, that is counting several bouts of noms from Sarah-Marie from BBAU2001. I do however love his personality, which makes my feelings of him mixed.
Kristina
Who?
Megan
Although she is responsible for probably the biggest meltdown ever in BB History, I can't stand her, fuck off
Scotty T
Sadly he makes me laugh, Otherwise he's got the personality traits of a garbage bin
Stephanie
Hey boyfriend deserves better
Tiffany
I haven't stopped laughing about the misunderstanding about David Bowie, that was Class A amazement and I love the fact she never shys away from a fight. I love her, makes me laugh
Nancy
She says she can speak 4 languages... Obviously English isn't one of them
Jonathan
I really like him as a housemate but he left so he's basically dirt
Winston
They will create another ring of Hell just for Winston. Nuff said.

 
It is possible David said steph is lazy and John started bitching and Megan got up in arms about it.

Far out. My 16yo daughter walked out while I was watching that and stood staring agog at the tellie. I pointed out some people just shouldn't drink.

BBUK helping me parent teens for five years now.
 
...BOTS:... tonight's guests on the show are... Arlene Phillips/George Shelley and Alison Hammond who looks like she could be Tiffany's mummah!... lol!... aw hell!... whining Willis is coming on... BOTS is being done in the exit interview section tonight for some reason or another... they talk about Nancy's eviction... Emma says that Nancy is a Lawyer and that she analyses and listens to both sides of the story between people in the house... (a very talented lady is Nancy ;))... okay... you can go now Emma... move along... move along... (:sleep: snoozefest city :sleep:)... now Rylan is back in the studio thank god...

...oh no!... the loud-mouthed Irish gay guy that thinks it is his show is on...:mad::punch::rage:... thankfully Rylan has put him in the back row... they start talking about the 'killer noms'... Arlene wants John to stay as well as Tiffany... Alison talks about Gemma with the sunnies on and how much she liked her wearing them... Nancy walks down the stairs... she looks gorgeous... she talks about not having contact with the outside world is a hard thing to cope with... she explains about 'winegate'... she was apparently saving it for everyone for dinner that night being that there were only two bottles of wine between 16 people... rylan offers her a red wine and she says that she doesn't even drink red wine at all... it seems that they all got the wrong end of the stick about her intentions when they 'upped' her about it... fair enough...

...she gets Rylan's 'farewell fangs' as all do... you could see that she was trying to figure out what the hell it was lol!... after the break she is now on the panel... Nancy says that she stayed out of cliques' and stayed neutral at all times... Arlene talks about Megan and says that she did it to make herself seen to be a star... she's probably right because that's why they ALL go in there?... duh!... Rylan asks Nancy if she thinks that King John is 'two-faced'... and she replies... more than two faces lol!... George says something... one of the female audience members said... "who gave God the day off and put John in charge?"... :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:... brilliant!... lol!... the Irish gay guy in the audience tries to speak and Rylan fobs him off!... lol!... funny as!...

...Arlene raves on about King John for ages because she's known him since he was 16... whateva!... over to the house... Darren is feeling guilty for some reason and is apologising to King John (about who the fuck knows?) because King John was getting booed by the audience... FFS DARREN GET SOME BALLS AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT TWONK!... JEEEEEEEEZ!... :punch::punch::punch::punch::punch::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::rage::rage::rage::rage::rage::bang::bang::bang::bang::bang:...

...George says something... Rylan lets the Irish gay guy speak... :sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep:... when asked who they think will be evicted Alison says King John... George thinks Daniella... Arlene thinks Kristina and Nancy thinks that John will... Nancy has to sit in the boring 'Dentist chair'... Rylan fires quick questions at them and cuts them off if they don't agree with his views I've noticed... that's why I so hate this segment... some girls come on to sing I turn it off... end of show... cheers.
 
Cowie said:
It is possible David said steph is lazy and John started bitching and Megan got up in arms about it.

Far out. My 16yo daughter walked out while I was watching that and stood staring agog at the tellie. I pointed out some people just shouldn't drink.

BBUK helping me parent teens for five years now.
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...^^^^... hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!... **Sticky takes a breath**... hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!... brilliant!... what a crack-up!... thanks for that Cowie... cheers.
 
Timelord said:
Wow! I did not see this coming, but I think Megan came out of that VERY well! Raised status, increased respect and general understanding and agreement with her position!
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...I so agree with this Timelord... I noticed that none of the other housemates really gave her a hard time for what she did... if anything they were quite happy with her about it... I think that she did quite a few of them a really big favour with what she did... I love her for it!... I would laugh my guts out if she won this... I really would!... lol!... cheers.
 
Mr Stickyfingers said:
...a great post crimmy... haha!... me getting into your head with Gemma's 'something about Mary' moment... that's spooky lol!...if only I could change your mind about King John?... ;):biggrin:... I think that King John will be gone for sure next week... the way that the crowd was chanting "GET JOHN OUT!" over and over again reminded me of the French Revolution and the crowd calling out "off with his head!"... it doesn't look too good for him does it?...

...I hope that you are sitting down when I say this crimmy but... I think that we need King John to stay in the house because it will become so boring if Gemma The Hutt is running the show... as adsyj said brilliantly above...



...now THAT would be a brilliant combination to have instead of Gemma the Hutt running the whole shebang... them two collectively fighting against King John for power would be epic viewing for all of us for sure lol!... now to watch BOTS... cheers.
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Since its vote to save I hope the crowd all spend lots of money saving the other 3 and John still stays in the house :tongue:
Until I see John do something abhorrent you won't change my mind ... Even if he was being manipulative THATS THE GAME - why is Gemma applauded for being bitchy and manipulative AND arrogant ( the manner of her nomination - she acted that way only because she knew the crowd would love her nomination ) and he's condemned for apparently being the same (still have not seen it ... Have seen HER allude to it and twist it )

They are "celebrities" they're used to people doing things for them, making their lives easier for them ... They're not used to someone else controlling their lives. First night they all put John up as their leader ... They still seem in weak moments to look to him to make a decision or take action ... They cannot have in both ways. I hope John steps back and let's them wallow in whatever situation next hits the fan ... Let them see if Gemma will fix things for them or just lie in her bed and tell them she can't be fagged

I live for the day the crowd turns on her and she walks out of the house to boos and jeers because finally they see her for the lazy, pig-mannered, bitchy blob that she is

Phew ... Feels better to get that out :)
 
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