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Celebrity Big Brother UK - late Aug 2015
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shaydee
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WTF did I just watch? Whoever made that 'song' with her should be kicked out of the music business forever!!! SHAME, SHAME, SHAME.
shaydee
Turn it up!
Everytime I look at her i'm reminded of the hippo in Madagascar!!anyone remember this guy from the Sydney Olympics - Roy & HG's Fatso
...last nights BOTS-Stateside... (it's only just been released early this morning... better late than never I guess)...last night's guests were... Courtney Stodden / Arlene Phillips / Michelle Visage / Claire Richards and Lorraine Bowen... (at least I do know Michelle Visage)... Janella is lying in bed having a joke with Stiffy and Chlorine about selling Jennitals G-Strings that are lying around everywhere on Ebay... Jennitals is in the secret room acting all shocked because she knows that she is being watched and playing up to the cameras with her overacting... FFS Jennitals!... IT'S A JOKE!... LIGHTEN UP BITCH!... besides... you 'acted' in Porno's because you couldn't cut the grade as a legitimate actress so don't kid yourself girl!... you can't act!... Sherrie is telling Stiffy that he is 'Chlorine's rock'... he is so sucking up the praise!... he is such a hapless whimp...
...from the way that the toxic twins keep talking about Natasha... it's obvious that they actually fear her in some manner to me... OMFG!!!!... Stiffy and Chlorine are singing!!!!... MY EARS!... MY EARS!!!!... (and we thought that Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah was bad enough!)... the toxic twins said things like... "this was a complete train wreck!" and "that was awkward and made me very uncomfortable!"... (now prepare prepare yourself peoples... I AGREE WITH THEM!!!!!... yes folks...you heard me say that!)...
...Bobby walked out doing an impression of Jennitals in an obvious 'talent' show type task (hence Stiffy and Chlorine singing) and he looked hilarious!... Jennitals looked on in shock lol!!!!... (even Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah laughed)... "ding dong the witch is dead!"... hahahaha!... funny funny funny!...
...Matt the resident 'comedian' comes on... (I think that we've found 'Where's Wally')... moving on... the toxic twins are in the garden whispering about who they should choose to be evicted and...**drum roll**... they pick NATASHA!...
... who woulda thunk it eh?... Courtney Stodden comes on... she said something... moving on... they pan over to the house for an exclusive...
...they show the housemates that the toxic twins are in the secret room... they hear them talk about Natasha and Janella and the housemates don't look happy at all... back to the studio... the panel prattle on... end of show... a bit of a snoozefest towards the end to be honest... cheers.
...from the way that the toxic twins keep talking about Natasha... it's obvious that they actually fear her in some manner to me... OMFG!!!!... Stiffy and Chlorine are singing!!!!... MY EARS!... MY EARS!!!!... (and we thought that Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah was bad enough!)... the toxic twins said things like... "this was a complete train wreck!" and "that was awkward and made me very uncomfortable!"... (now prepare prepare yourself peoples... I AGREE WITH THEM!!!!!... yes folks...you heard me say that!)...
...Bobby walked out doing an impression of Jennitals in an obvious 'talent' show type task (hence Stiffy and Chlorine singing) and he looked hilarious!... Jennitals looked on in shock lol!!!!... (even Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah laughed)... "ding dong the witch is dead!"... hahahaha!... funny funny funny!...
...Matt the resident 'comedian' comes on... (I think that we've found 'Where's Wally')... moving on... the toxic twins are in the garden whispering about who they should choose to be evicted and...**drum roll**... they pick NATASHA!...
... who woulda thunk it eh?... Courtney Stodden comes on... she said something... moving on... they pan over to the house for an exclusive......they show the housemates that the toxic twins are in the secret room... they hear them talk about Natasha and Janella and the housemates don't look happy at all... back to the studio... the panel prattle on... end of show... a bit of a snoozefest towards the end to be honest... cheers.
Ezminus
shakespearean tragedy
Spoilers: Jarrah ARE BACK! Explosive rows between Austin and Farrah, Natasha, Farrah and Jenna, Bobby and Farrah, annddddd I LOST COUNT.
Things got heated in the Celebrity Big Brother house last night as Farrah and Jenna made a return.
Big Brother explained all about the twist and that both sides had really been spying on one another.
Almost immediately things kicked off between Natasha and the girls after she had seen comments by them including Farrah saying of the Atomic Kitten singer: "Go have another baby by another man... She's an alcoholic. She's an alcoholic, a manipulator and a w***e."
"Big Brother showed us comments you were making as well," Natasha began.
"Natasha, I do not want to start with you, okay?" Jenna snapped. "Do you understand? I just don't give a f**k, you're fake, you're fake and that's all."
"Do you think I give a crap what you say about me?" quizzed Natasha.
"You attacked me!" claimed Jenna.
Meanwhile, Austin and Farrah went head to head as he branded her a "nasty f**king b****".
"Who are you? Were you a celebrity? When? When? When?" asked Farrah.
Austin continued: "Jenna, you need to separate yourself from her, seriously. We all care about you and like you, but this one, she's showing her true colours."
As Farrah took the brunt of the insults, Bobby quipped: "Do you know why people take an instant dislike you to Farrah? Because it saves f**king time!"
Later on, Jenna went to confront Bobby about THAT impression of her saying it wasn't funny.
"I'm sure there are plenty of girls out in Britain who have big butts who think you're a complete douche," she said.
"I was being a bit of a *** but that's what makes great television," Bobby replied.
Big Brother explained all about the twist and that both sides had really been spying on one another.
Almost immediately things kicked off between Natasha and the girls after she had seen comments by them including Farrah saying of the Atomic Kitten singer: "Go have another baby by another man... She's an alcoholic. She's an alcoholic, a manipulator and a w***e."
"Big Brother showed us comments you were making as well," Natasha began.
"Natasha, I do not want to start with you, okay?" Jenna snapped. "Do you understand? I just don't give a f**k, you're fake, you're fake and that's all."
"Do you think I give a crap what you say about me?" quizzed Natasha.
"You attacked me!" claimed Jenna.
Meanwhile, Austin and Farrah went head to head as he branded her a "nasty f**king b****".
"Who are you? Were you a celebrity? When? When? When?" asked Farrah.
Austin continued: "Jenna, you need to separate yourself from her, seriously. We all care about you and like you, but this one, she's showing her true colours."
As Farrah took the brunt of the insults, Bobby quipped: "Do you know why people take an instant dislike you to Farrah? Because it saves f**king time!"
Later on, Jenna went to confront Bobby about THAT impression of her saying it wasn't funny.
"I'm sure there are plenty of girls out in Britain who have big butts who think you're a complete douche," she said.
"I was being a bit of a *** but that's what makes great television," Bobby replied.
I would disregard crimmy's empty threats Sticky... what you should be concerned about is your choice of words when you refer to Duckbill Farrah - didn't you know she has connections with the Cosa Nostra ?
Yep... as seen on BOTS
...I'm not scared of anyone!!!... (apart from my sweet darling wife of course... she always says to me when I'm teasing her... "you have to sleep sometime lol!)...
Hahahahahaha.... this is so good. This should go straight to BOTS and displayed on the show - I bet EVERYONE would agree and ROFL.
...haha!... I did it because of what Lindsay said last night... I didn't really see it until she pointed it out to me and now... that's the only way that I see him!... (you've embedded that image in my mind permanently now Lindsay lol!)...
...she's like the modern day Yoko Ono... everybody hated her too to!... I could post her other two songs if you wish me too Shaydee?... cheers.
shaydee
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Your wife won't be the only person you'll be scared if you do post them Mr. S!!!
:woot:
shaydee
Turn it up!
Dystopia
Flying so high..
and then there were the vampy pouts and that tongue as she exited the house ... excruciating to watch!!!
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in fact it was the effort of making suggestive movements with her tongue that almost caused a face plant of epic proportions ...
why does her a$$ look like her last few meals have bypassed her stomach and just landed in her a$$ ... it doesn't even give her a nice shape - just a saggy sack of potatoes look ... madness ... absolute madness
but seems its hypnotic to some ...
now watch this Dys ... and listen ... everything crimmy says is acurate, on-point and always always 100% right
now repeat after me ... Yes crimmy ... No crimmy ... Anything you say crimmy ...
I can't listen now....... I am busy watching.......
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...... when can I stop?
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shaydee
Turn it up!
You nailed it! It's like they are both self projecting.
At first with those two, I just couldn't see past how vile they were. Seriously... I almost stopped watching because of them. Then I gave myself a big slap to the face & had a good talk to myself
Now I watch them & feel sorry for them. It must be exhausting being so negative & sour with everyone all the time. Made me laugh when Jenna said her vagina made her famous & Ferret said me too. Then they called Natasha a whore.Those bints are totally floating down that river in Egypt without a paddle...
Dystopia
Flying so high..
I don't know that hippo but I know Serena... and look what happened to her, fell down the stairs, crashed. (It's not meant to be cryptic).
Oh, forgot, same ass... it's in vogue duh...
...today's highlights show... (this should be soooooo good!)... it opens with all the goings on of the past two days... oh my!... I just saw Janella waking up!... my eyes!...
...I love the way the toxic twins are dissecting each housemate and making their comments... and why are they so surprised that they are saying what bitches they were?... it's not like they didn't have an inkling while they were shouting and screaming their abuse at these very same people is it?... oh!... I forgot... they think that they are the 'victims' in all of this don't they?... silly me!... it pans to Stiffy talking to Sherrie about BB being a genius (suck suck suck!)and it's made him realise that he doesn't have to be around Chlorine every 24 hours!... really Stiffy?... BB is a genius?... can you suck up his arse any further?... seriously mate you could suck a bowling ball through a straw!... stop crawling you twat!...
...the toxic twins nominate Natasha...... yeah I know... I'm flummoxed too!... why her?... 
... they are talking as if they are assassin's that are taking contracts out on various housemates... they are giving running commentaries on everything that they are thinking... (what they are thinking with I'm still trying to work out?)... do they think that they have been redeemed by the British public and that they are the champions of truth... justice and the American way or something?... 
... wait until they find out that they have been set up... that will be pure gold... 
... Natasha sings one of their 'Atomic kitten' songs... it's good of course... James does 'his bit'... moving on... eeeeek!... fast forward Stiffy and Chlorine singing... (and they want a record contract after they get out of the house?... good luck with that you talentless twats)... Austin does 'his bit'... Sherrie does whatever... Janella struts her stuff and gives her life story... Bobby does some impersonations... Scoop does the same old cRAP stuff... just shouts and says the same old repetitive shit as usual... they vote Scoop as the 'most talented' of course and Bobby as the 'least talented' because his impressions of them were so spot-on lol!...
...Jeez Bobby really did hit some raw nerves with the toxic twins didn't he?... they then chose Bobby as the next on their hit list...
... Big Brother give the housemates the winner and loser of the 'talent show'... Bobby has to wear a 'talentless' sign on his head... he not fazed at all about it lol!... Natasha actually calls the whole thing out when she tells the other housemates that she thinks that the toxic twins are most likely in a secret room and are watching the whole thing!!!!!... is she clever or what?... that's my Natasha!... she is so clued up!... no wonder that I love her lol!... even Jennitals had to admit that Natasha is so smart for figuring it out!... then someone says that it was probably them judging the 'talent show' and Big Brothers ruse comes tumbling down lol!...
...Big Brother announces to the housemates about the 'fake fake' eviction and lets them in on their task now... Bobby cracks up... the entire task is set in motion... (this is fantastic!)... Stiffy and Chlorine are in 'panic mode'... he says to Chlorine... "I really don't know what the fuck to do babe!"... with desperation in his voice... what's wrong Stiffy?... has your pre-written script that you wrote for yourselves to act out not count on this happening?... now you might have actually BE YOURSELVES from now on?... don't worry... just stay up all night re-writing the script to suit the situation you putz!... they are so shitting themselves lol!...
...the task begins... the housemates know that the toxic twins are watching and they now have to try and get themselves nominated... Sherrie starts it up... Jennitals does the obligatory quote of the night... "God bless my Vagina!"... James is the next nominated lol!... the toxic twins are going to be soooooo pissed off when they find out that they have saved all of the people that they hate lol!... aw man I can't wait for tomorrows show... bring it!... (as the Yanks are want to say)... I can't wait!!!!!... what a great show tonight... now for BOTS!... cheers.
...I love the way the toxic twins are dissecting each housemate and making their comments... and why are they so surprised that they are saying what bitches they were?... it's not like they didn't have an inkling while they were shouting and screaming their abuse at these very same people is it?... oh!... I forgot... they think that they are the 'victims' in all of this don't they?... silly me!... it pans to Stiffy talking to Sherrie about BB being a genius (suck suck suck!)and it's made him realise that he doesn't have to be around Chlorine every 24 hours!... really Stiffy?... BB is a genius?... can you suck up his arse any further?... seriously mate you could suck a bowling ball through a straw!... stop crawling you twat!...
...the toxic twins nominate Natasha...
... yeah I know... I'm flummoxed too!... why her?... ... they are talking as if they are assassin's that are taking contracts out on various housemates... they are giving running commentaries on everything that they are thinking... (what they are thinking with I'm still trying to work out?)... do they think that they have been redeemed by the British public and that they are the champions of truth... justice and the American way or something?... ... wait until they find out that they have been set up... that will be pure gold... ... Natasha sings one of their 'Atomic kitten' songs... it's good of course... James does 'his bit'... moving on... eeeeek!... fast forward Stiffy and Chlorine singing... (and they want a record contract after they get out of the house?... good luck with that you talentless twats)... Austin does 'his bit'... Sherrie does whatever... Janella struts her stuff and gives her life story... Bobby does some impersonations... Scoop does the same old cRAP stuff... just shouts and says the same old repetitive shit as usual... they vote Scoop as the 'most talented' of course and Bobby as the 'least talented' because his impressions of them were so spot-on lol!... ...Jeez Bobby really did hit some raw nerves with the toxic twins didn't he?... they then chose Bobby as the next on their hit list...
... Big Brother give the housemates the winner and loser of the 'talent show'... Bobby has to wear a 'talentless' sign on his head... he not fazed at all about it lol!... Natasha actually calls the whole thing out when she tells the other housemates that she thinks that the toxic twins are most likely in a secret room and are watching the whole thing!!!!!... is she clever or what?... that's my Natasha!... she is so clued up!... no wonder that I love her lol!... even Jennitals had to admit that Natasha is so smart for figuring it out!... then someone says that it was probably them judging the 'talent show' and Big Brothers ruse comes tumbling down lol!... ...Big Brother announces to the housemates about the 'fake fake' eviction and lets them in on their task now... Bobby cracks up... the entire task is set in motion... (this is fantastic!)... Stiffy and Chlorine are in 'panic mode'... he says to Chlorine... "I really don't know what the fuck to do babe!"... with desperation in his voice... what's wrong Stiffy?... has your pre-written script that you wrote for yourselves to act out not count on this happening?... now you might have actually BE YOURSELVES from now on?... don't worry... just stay up all night re-writing the script to suit the situation you putz!... they are so shitting themselves lol!...
...the task begins... the housemates know that the toxic twins are watching and they now have to try and get themselves nominated... Sherrie starts it up... Jennitals does the obligatory quote of the night... "God bless my Vagina!"... James is the next nominated lol!... the toxic twins are going to be soooooo pissed off when they find out that they have saved all of the people that they hate lol!... aw man I can't wait for tomorrows show... bring it!... (as the Yanks are want to say)... I can't wait!!!!!... what a great show tonight... now for BOTS!... cheers.
haha you can thank hubby for that one Mr S
I don't like Austin..I am sorry but he is the one that went in there on the FIRST night and totally bashed farrah...he didn't even give
the other housemates a chance to get to know her,it's no wonder Farrah is so defensive and on the attack all the time...yes I know she isnt nice but I feel like this is Karma coming around and biting the Brits in the ASS because they subjected us to HELEN the horrendous hell hound and now THEY are being subjected to not ONE but TWO Toxic twins.....bahhaaahhhaaaaaa Brits put that in your pipe and smoke it..
Also are there NO normal men in the UK,they either wear make-up or are just plain weird and IMO this fauxmance of clingy and the basset hound is just a audition to get into one of those shows like TOWIE
the other housemates a chance to get to know her,it's no wonder Farrah is so defensive and on the attack all the time...yes I know she isnt nice but I feel like this is Karma coming around and biting the Brits in the ASS because they subjected us to HELEN the horrendous hell hound and now THEY are being subjected to not ONE but TWO Toxic twins.....bahhaaahhhaaaaaa Brits put that in your pipe and smoke it..
Also are there NO normal men in the UK,they either wear make-up or are just plain weird and IMO this fauxmance of clingy and the basset hound is just a audition to get into one of those shows like TOWIE
shaydee
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TBH Farrah has surpassed anything anyone could have said about her. I've always said, you can't hide who you are forever, plus most people will judge someone by their interaction with said person, not by what others say. She is reaping what she sows. She is a nasty vile person. Bobby was spot on when he said she was ugly on the inside. Jenna isn't far behind. They both think they are pure of thought but there is absolutely nothing pure or nice about them.
...tonight's BOTS... Rylan does a skit to open the show which is quite humorous (to me at least)... an audience member is going to be on the panel tonight and he is one of the few that I can tolerate with his opinions so yeah!... the panel are Carol McGiffen/Biggins and David Morgan... the final panelist David said of Stiffy and Chlorine that he has to fast forward every time that the appear on the screen because it's gross to watch and he said that... " they are sort of like attractive people that have slightly melted!"... 
... the whole panel cracked at Bobby's impressions of Jennitals and also Stiffy and Chlorine...
...'Today's News'... they show Bobby waking up to James and Austin wishing him 'Happy Birthday' and of course Scoop steals the moment with a stupid cRap tune as usual
... it is revealed to the housemates that James is the next one picked by the toxic twins for nominations... it was really funny watching the toxic twins planning on what they are going to say and do upon their re-entry into the house and how they are going to get revenge... I can't wait to see their faces when they are told the truth... it's going to be so good!...
...Biggin's in the camera runs was a total waste of time I can tell you!... Rylan does the telephone calls with families/fans or friends of various housemates... Natasha's fan likened Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah to 'thrush' because you just can't get rid of her!... lol!... next was Austin's husband who thinks that Austin will handle the toxic twins with ease when they return to the house... then there was a fan of Bobby's... she believes that Bobby will 'wipe the floor with them' when they return... then on comes Stiffy's sister and says the same old predictable shit......
...Dr Pam Spurr comes on... (I like her when she's on)... (I can't believe it!!!!!... she called them the 'toxic twins'!!!!!... she stole my line!!!!!
)... hahahahahaha!... every time that Pam speaks I'm always mesmerised... I love her!... back to that boring dickwad Biggins in the camera run... so bloody boring and a total waste of time... Paul Wilder the audience member joins the panel for what it was worth... the panel all have their say on various topics... their predictions on who will be the toxic twins next selection for nominations seemed that they will go for Sherrie... that was the end of the show... Dr Pam Spurr was my highlight for the night... cheers.
... the whole panel cracked at Bobby's impressions of Jennitals and also Stiffy and Chlorine... ...'Today's News'... they show Bobby waking up to James and Austin wishing him 'Happy Birthday' and of course Scoop steals the moment with a stupid cRap tune as usual
... it is revealed to the housemates that James is the next one picked by the toxic twins for nominations... it was really funny watching the toxic twins planning on what they are going to say and do upon their re-entry into the house and how they are going to get revenge... I can't wait to see their faces when they are told the truth... it's going to be so good!... ...Biggin's in the camera runs was a total waste of time I can tell you!... Rylan does the telephone calls with families/fans or friends of various housemates... Natasha's fan likened Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah to 'thrush' because you just can't get rid of her!... lol!... next was Austin's husband who thinks that Austin will handle the toxic twins with ease when they return to the house... then there was a fan of Bobby's... she believes that Bobby will 'wipe the floor with them' when they return... then on comes Stiffy's sister and says the same old predictable shit...
... ...Dr Pam Spurr comes on... (I like her when she's on)... (I can't believe it!!!!!... she called them the 'toxic twins'!!!!!... she stole my line!!!!!
)... hahahahahaha!... every time that Pam speaks I'm always mesmerised... I love her!... back to that boring dickwad Biggins in the camera run... so bloody boring and a total waste of time... Paul Wilder the audience member joins the panel for what it was worth... the panel all have their say on various topics... their predictions on who will be the toxic twins next selection for nominations seemed that they will go for Sherrie... that was the end of the show... Dr Pam Spurr was my highlight for the night... cheers.
...Bingo!... you hit the nail well and truly on the head with that one Lindsay!... they are desperately trying to sell their 'love-story' like it was a romance novel... it's like they have been studying romance movies from the 30's 40's and 50's and are trying to portray it as 'the love story of the century'!... it is so damn corny!... URGH!!!!!... cheers.
...I totally agree with all of this ^^^^... this is exactly how I feel about them too... Karma really is a bitch!... cheers.
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