...I hope today's show was better than yesterdays cluster fuck of rubbish... anyhow... here goes... it opens with Janella having a bit of fun... (I'm actually starting to shine to her again believe it or not?)... I don't know whether she's sorted out the order in which to take her tablets or not but at times she quite fun to watch... Austin teases Chlorine about her 'posh accent'... (fake one)... jeez!... Chlorine is so much more haggard looking in the mornings when she has just woken up than during the day isn't she?... get a load of the bags under her eyes...
...I fast forward as soon as I see Stiffy and Chlorine in the garden (no need for spew bucket)... Janella really likes those two doing all of that gut churning sloppy drivel... (take more tablets Janella)... fast forward them again out in the garden... Austin/Gayle (no she's not crying at the moment) and Sherrie are in the kitchen talking about them and Austin does a great impression of Chlorine lol!... Gayle (still not crying) says that she has had enough of all their canoodling slurpy sloppy shit... Stiffy plays out his so well rehearsed "this is the scariest part BB" soliloquy while talking in the garden alone after Chlorine swans off in a perfectly well executed 'woe is me' saunter... he doesn't skip a beat... he doesn't miss a well scripted line... he has the perfect facial expressions for all of it...
...here is the transcript of the entire performance by Stiffy... it's a textbook scene out of a 1940's romance movie from somewhere I'm sure... it last's for exactly 1 minute flat... just listen to this drivel...
..."this is the scariest part BB... it really is... it's like... all your nerves come crashing down... and your adrenaline and your heart's pumping... nothing can prepare you... you know (pause to remember the next line of the script) and... if you can control it... then great and if you can't... it will eat you alive... it will... (dramatic pause) KILL YA!... a couple has never won it before either have they?... (hint hint British public) ... maybe I'm dreaming or I'm just jumping the gun when I'm saying that but... and yeah!... it probably won't happen but you know what?... maybe anything is possible?... (dramatic pause to allow us all to digest all of this information)... but me and Chlorine are just ourselves... we love each other... we're getting along... and just being us... (to finish it all off with a little joke to seal the drivel) oh!... my fags gone out now!"...
...PUHLEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!...
...I seriously want to be sick!... does he... even in his wildest dreams expect that we will all believe that schmaltzy shit?... does he really think that we are all that friggin' stupid?... (whoops!... I just made the spew bucket!... that was close!)... you know what?... THAT REALLY IS AN INSULT TO US ALL TO THINK THAT WE WOULD SWALLOW THAT SHIT!... what a fucking weasily little arsehole he is!...
...Chris gets ousted out of the house... all are relieved that it wasn't them... Jennitals is bitching in the kitchen as bloody usual... Gayle (no... she's not crying) is in the Diary Room telling us that she is now stronger and is now going to fight for her right to stay in the house...just let me translate to you all exactly what she does mean... here goes...
..."it is quite certain that my 'pity poor old little me' phase has now done it's full circle... yes I have milked it for all it's worth and none of them are now buying it... I am now going to enter into my 'getting tough and holding my own' phase which means that I'm gonna mix it and turn on those Yanky Ho's and give it back to them... which will tide me over into my next phase of my 'journey' in the house... this will ensure that the British public will keep me in to back me up in my quest against those damn bitches... keep me in the house if you want to see my 'phase 3' game plan... thankyou!"...
...anyhow... moving on... Scoop abdicates his Presidency after Big Brother tells him it's all over... (yay!... no more long-winded boring speeches!)... here are the face-to-face nominations as they happened...
...Jennitals: Bobby and then Stiffy/Chlorine...
...Sherrie: Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah and then Jennitals...
...James: Stiffy/Chlorine and then Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah ...
...Janella: Gayle (no... she's not crying) and then Scoop...
...Bobby: Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah and then Gayle (no... she's still not crying)... (haha!... this was a marathon!... lol!)...
...Natasha: Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah and then Jennitals...
...Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah: Natasha and then James...
...Austin: Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah and then Stiffy and Chlorine...
...Gayle (no she's not crying): Stiffy and Chlorine and then Bobby...
...Stiffy and Chlorine: Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah and then Austin...
...Scoop: Stiffy and Chlorine and then Sherrie...
...Bobby/Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah /Gayle (she's not crying)/Jennitals/Stiffy and Chlorine are all up for evictions... my god Bobby's reason for Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah was one of the best nomination speeches that I have ever heard in my life!... it was so raw... it was so true in so many places... it was epic!... this is what he said...
..."the first person that I am going to nominate is truly a beautiful woman... however... beauty does not exist totally on the outside... it has to be coming from the inside... I'm going to say something that might hurt you young lady...
you are possibly one of the ugliest people I have ever had to have the misfortune of sharing my time with... no amount of lip gloss will disguise the ugliness that lives inside of you... I say that because I don't know your background... I know nothing about you... I tried... I asked Scoop 'what do you think if I got to speak to her?'... I'd understand you and understand why you are so... venomous!... why you have so much... vileness inside of you that comes spinning out everytime that you feel as though you're being attacked... it's so unattractive!... it's so dreadful to watch... because I would love for you to be the complete beautiful person that I know you could be if only you could drop your defences and not attack every time... (he gets interrupted by Jennitals and then Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah herself before finishing off with)... I hope that what I've said to you it will soften your approach to other peoples feelings because I've seen you upset Natasha... I've seen you upset Gayle (still not crying just looking on in total horror)... and you've tried to upset me!... personal shit shouldn't come into it... just try and control that anger inside of you... and that nastiness inside of you... if you could you would be so much more an attractive person... and I'm not trying to be some godly gracious person but I want that from you!"...
...oh wow!... what a brilliant verbal slap in the teeth that would have been for her... that really was an awesome nomination... it was brilliant!... well done Bobby!... cut to an Ad break...
...after nominations Jennitals is stewing on what was said lol!.. James has a 'man chat' with Stiffy and Austin chats with Bobby/Natasha and Chlorine... Jennitals and Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah are bitching with each other... Janella walks in and then Jennitals calls Janella 'fake'... Janella fobs them both off with.. "it's just a game!"... they both shut up lol!...
...Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah is in the Diary Room having her say...(hohum
)... James and Jennitals talking about the night's events... Jennitals is whinging and whining about what Bobby said about Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah...
...back to Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah in the Diary Room (she's in there for an hour or so apparently)... she sniffles a few times... (probably a cold... she has no feeling does she?)... Bobby goes into the bedroom and speaks with Jennitals and Scoop and she instantly gives Bobby a hug after whinging just earlier about him and what he said about her toxic twin!
... the two-faced cow!!!!... she even says to him that she understands as to why he said what he did!... she's all bullshit talk as far as I'm concerned... Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah tells Big Brother that she will not be coming to the Diary Room when told to by Big Brother anymore!... good luck on that bitch!... you will be escorted out of the house by Security if you disobey him you dumb bimbo!... hahahaha!... (I so hope that happens lol!)... I so loved this show today as you can see by the length of my post lol!... now for BOTS!... cheers.
...I fast forward as soon as I see Stiffy and Chlorine in the garden (no need for spew bucket)... Janella really likes those two doing all of that gut churning sloppy drivel... (take more tablets Janella)... fast forward them again out in the garden... Austin/Gayle (no she's not crying at the moment) and Sherrie are in the kitchen talking about them and Austin does a great impression of Chlorine lol!... Gayle (still not crying) says that she has had enough of all their canoodling slurpy sloppy shit... Stiffy plays out his so well rehearsed "this is the scariest part BB" soliloquy while talking in the garden alone after Chlorine swans off in a perfectly well executed 'woe is me' saunter... he doesn't skip a beat... he doesn't miss a well scripted line... he has the perfect facial expressions for all of it...
...here is the transcript of the entire performance by Stiffy... it's a textbook scene out of a 1940's romance movie from somewhere I'm sure... it last's for exactly 1 minute flat... just listen to this drivel...
..."this is the scariest part BB... it really is... it's like... all your nerves come crashing down... and your adrenaline and your heart's pumping... nothing can prepare you... you know (pause to remember the next line of the script) and... if you can control it... then great and if you can't... it will eat you alive... it will... (dramatic pause) KILL YA!... a couple has never won it before either have they?... (hint hint British public) ... maybe I'm dreaming or I'm just jumping the gun when I'm saying that but... and yeah!... it probably won't happen but you know what?... maybe anything is possible?... (dramatic pause to allow us all to digest all of this information)... but me and Chlorine are just ourselves... we love each other... we're getting along... and just being us... (to finish it all off with a little joke to seal the drivel) oh!... my fags gone out now!"...
...PUHLEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!...
...I seriously want to be sick!... does he... even in his wildest dreams expect that we will all believe that schmaltzy shit?... does he really think that we are all that friggin' stupid?... (whoops!... I just made the spew bucket!... that was close!)... you know what?... THAT REALLY IS AN INSULT TO US ALL TO THINK THAT WE WOULD SWALLOW THAT SHIT!... what a fucking weasily little arsehole he is!...
...Chris gets ousted out of the house... all are relieved that it wasn't them... Jennitals is bitching in the kitchen as bloody usual... Gayle (no... she's not crying) is in the Diary Room telling us that she is now stronger and is now going to fight for her right to stay in the house...just let me translate to you all exactly what she does mean... here goes...
..."it is quite certain that my 'pity poor old little me' phase has now done it's full circle... yes I have milked it for all it's worth and none of them are now buying it... I am now going to enter into my 'getting tough and holding my own' phase which means that I'm gonna mix it and turn on those Yanky Ho's and give it back to them... which will tide me over into my next phase of my 'journey' in the house... this will ensure that the British public will keep me in to back me up in my quest against those damn bitches... keep me in the house if you want to see my 'phase 3' game plan... thankyou!"...
...anyhow... moving on... Scoop abdicates his Presidency after Big Brother tells him it's all over... (yay!... no more long-winded boring speeches!)... here are the face-to-face nominations as they happened...
...Jennitals: Bobby and then Stiffy/Chlorine...
...Sherrie: Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah and then Jennitals...
...James: Stiffy/Chlorine and then Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah ...
...Janella: Gayle (no... she's not crying) and then Scoop...
...Bobby: Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah and then Gayle (no... she's still not crying)... (haha!... this was a marathon!... lol!)...
...Natasha: Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah and then Jennitals...
...Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah: Natasha and then James...
...Austin: Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah and then Stiffy and Chlorine...
...Gayle (no she's not crying): Stiffy and Chlorine and then Bobby...
...Stiffy and Chlorine: Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah and then Austin...
...Scoop: Stiffy and Chlorine and then Sherrie...
...Bobby/Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah /Gayle (she's not crying)/Jennitals/Stiffy and Chlorine are all up for evictions... my god Bobby's reason for Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah was one of the best nomination speeches that I have ever heard in my life!... it was so raw... it was so true in so many places... it was epic!... this is what he said...
..."the first person that I am going to nominate is truly a beautiful woman... however... beauty does not exist totally on the outside... it has to be coming from the inside... I'm going to say something that might hurt you young lady...
you are possibly one of the ugliest people I have ever had to have the misfortune of sharing my time with... no amount of lip gloss will disguise the ugliness that lives inside of you... I say that because I don't know your background... I know nothing about you... I tried... I asked Scoop 'what do you think if I got to speak to her?'... I'd understand you and understand why you are so... venomous!... why you have so much... vileness inside of you that comes spinning out everytime that you feel as though you're being attacked... it's so unattractive!... it's so dreadful to watch... because I would love for you to be the complete beautiful person that I know you could be if only you could drop your defences and not attack every time... (he gets interrupted by Jennitals and then Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah herself before finishing off with)... I hope that what I've said to you it will soften your approach to other peoples feelings because I've seen you upset Natasha... I've seen you upset Gayle (still not crying just looking on in total horror)... and you've tried to upset me!... personal shit shouldn't come into it... just try and control that anger inside of you... and that nastiness inside of you... if you could you would be so much more an attractive person... and I'm not trying to be some godly gracious person but I want that from you!"...
...oh wow!... what a brilliant verbal slap in the teeth that would have been for her... that really was an awesome nomination... it was brilliant!... well done Bobby!... cut to an Ad break...
...after nominations Jennitals is stewing on what was said lol!.. James has a 'man chat' with Stiffy and Austin chats with Bobby/Natasha and Chlorine... Jennitals and Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah are bitching with each other... Janella walks in and then Jennitals calls Janella 'fake'... Janella fobs them both off with.. "it's just a game!"... they both shut up lol!...
...Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah is in the Diary Room having her say...(hohum
)... James and Jennitals talking about the night's events... Jennitals is whinging and whining about what Bobby said about Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah......back to Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah in the Diary Room (she's in there for an hour or so apparently)... she sniffles a few times... (probably a cold... she has no feeling does she?)... Bobby goes into the bedroom and speaks with Jennitals and Scoop and she instantly gives Bobby a hug after whinging just earlier about him and what he said about her toxic twin!
... the two-faced cow!!!!... she even says to him that she understands as to why he said what he did!... she's all bullshit talk as far as I'm concerned... Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah tells Big Brother that she will not be coming to the Diary Room when told to by Big Brother anymore!... good luck on that bitch!... you will be escorted out of the house by Security if you disobey him you dumb bimbo!... hahahaha!... (I so hope that happens lol!)... I so loved this show today as you can see by the length of my post lol!... now for BOTS!... cheers.
herself has been watching UK Big Brother and BOTS... wow!... he announces that one of my favourite guests is coming on later... Doctor Dance!... I love that guy... lol!... the panelists tonight are Scott Robinson/Chloe Goodman and Vanessa Feltz (who? who? and who?)... 
... they pan to an 'exclusive' in the house...all the Yanks are plotting to 'bring Bobby down'... the Brits are counter plotting on 'keeping their cool and self checking themselves so as not to get angry'... it obviously for a new type of task... 
