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Celebrity Big Brother UK - late Aug 2015

just finished watching the latest ep

I didn't see anyone from the UK team complaining about SCOOP'S Presidential handling of "the situation" - did I miss it?

because Janice once again stirred and riled someone up over nothing ... and now SCOOP is hitting the fan ...

as for little miss ferretfeatures ... I wanna see the rule book.
Doesn't saying you want to kill everyone in house justify a WARNING at least. I want to see BB issue that warning and see the firecracker explode again!! Just lock her in the DR and keep igniting her so she's bouncing off the wall!

oh and Farrah - I fixed your stupid flipflops!!!

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Farrah AT LEAST deserved a warning for using threatening behaviour.

I know that the public will feel sorry for the Fragile Flower AKA Gail, but it's getting to the point where I have to skip the crying. I never knew a human being could be so touched like that. She's really sensitive, it scares me.

Chloe and Stevie. Just like 2007's Hayley and Andrew eviction, they should have the same thing. One evicted, one staying. Their romance is beyond boring and super annoying. I understand you love each other, but you don't have to whinge about it 24/7.

Chris is starting to add colour to the B&W painting. Though he's been pretty dull ever since. I know he's not used to reality and he normally reads things of script. Maybe it's the amount of air time, or he's just dull in general.

My thoughts one Bobby are basically equivalent to the ones on Chris. Haven't really got to know him, or can form some opinion yet.

Now for 8/9/15's spoilers: Do not read if you're not interested.

It was Day 12 on Celebrity Big Brother UK v USA and here's all the latest gossip from the house.


- The morning after the huge rows and dram a the night before Natasha and Gail were still fuming.

- Farrah and Jenna accused Natasha of kicking off last night's big row. "I was trying to hold Natasha back and she was screaming," Jenna claimed.

- Natasha meanwhile told Scoop she had "not started one argument in this house" as she pinned the blame on Farrah and Jenna, describing the pair as a "pack".

- James and Austin helped one another work out ending in James riding Austin like a horse

- With Daniel Baldwin having been evicted, cooking duties fell to Stevi and James but their VERY spicy pasta sauce left a bad taste in the mouth of some housemates

- The Brits got together for a good old moan about their American counterparts describing them as a loud and boring. Loud we can understand but boring?!

- Scoop attempted to rebuild transatlantic relations by encouraging the UK and USA sides to mix and mingle, however Natasha declared: "I don't know if it's going to be resolved."

- In the evening, Farrah said sorry to Sherrie but an apology to Natasha has not been so forthcoming.

- Tonight sees the latest live eviction with a Brit four piece - Bobby, Gail, Chris and Stevi & Chloe.
 
...well here goes... today's show... Janice trying to teach Stiffy some yoga?... ha!... having no spine he should nail it!... Stiffy and Chlorine sitting in a corner fretting about the possibility of getting nominated... Jenna thinks that Austin is so 'into James' (good choice of words eh?) that James should be up for eviction... why is Jenna so wanting to break Austin and James up?... because she wants Austin to come back over to the USA's team side?... how friggin' pathetic!... she's just worried that if Austin and James decide to make a stand together against her and Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah that they'll get they're arses whipped by them that's all!...

...Gayle get's told that she is one of them that has been nominated for eviction and cry's here eyes out... I'm really wondering why she went in there in the first place to be honest... as Scoop said to Bobby... "some people in here aren't built for war and it's only going to get nastier in here!"... for once... the almighty God Scoop was right... Jenna goes into the Diary Room to talk to Big Brother and I go to the fridge for a drink... I get back and she has finished spouting her shit thank God!... I really can't be arsed to listen to what she has to say anymore... she really is doing my head in as of late... I can't stand 'Jennitals' anymore... Scoop has everyone in the kitchen to talk about the food running out... (let's face it... he would be the last to go if they all had to starve to death eh?)... he did well to lay the Law down though to be honest ... well done him...

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...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... MY EYES!!!!!

...how?... how can you do this to us Big Brother???... HOW????... what have we done to you?... we watch your show...we just accept the rigging of the show by you... regardless of what drivel in regards to boring-as-batshit tasks you shove in our faces we still stay with the show regardless so why oh WHY? did you do this to us?... why did you show it???.... you cruel heartless Bastard!!!!...:punch::mad::rage:... oh my god pass me the spew bucket!... NOW!!!!!!...

...Natasha and Sherrie get some 'kosher' wine and Chris says 'fuck em'... why should they all get the wine?'... lol!... WINEGATE part 2 starts up... Chris pipes up again... "that fuckin' wine business is getting on my nerves!... they're moaning about the fuckin' wine again!"... he finishes his rant off with... "I'll tell you what... when I get out of here I never want to hear another fuckin' American accent again... the first American that I meet out there I'm gonna chin the *C*@#&!"... whoa calm down Chris!!!!... lol!... Gayle is in the Diary Room and is crying her eyes out saying that people don't like her etc... living with her would be like walking around on eggshells from what I have seen...

...Jennitals and Natasha are talking... (or should I say... Jennitals is laying her Law down)... she talks over whoever is trying to speak and gets the shits when people try to speak... SHUT UP TALKING BITCH!... she is so pissing me off that big mouthed cow!... even 'President Scoop' couldn't say what he wanted too!... Scoop shouts at Natasha and she then gives it to all the Brits for not being there to back her up and they all get the shits too... it goes back to the toxic twins talking and then Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah seeks out Natasha to argue with her and again... she looks a complete stupid loud mouthed bitch... again... Natasha wins the 'slag-off'... she just looks and sounds ridiculous and Big Brother calls her to the Diary Room at the height of it all because Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah struts over to Natasha in a threatening manner to try and intimidate her... (this is when Natasha should have punched her in that plastic face of hers to see if it just pops back into position again automatically)... now THAT would've been good television right there folks!...

...she threatened to shove something into Scoops face!... she should be given a strike by Big Brother right there... that's totally against the rules... she then gives it to Big Brother himself!... THROW THE BITCH OUT BB!!!... my god!... just how much is she allowed to get away with?... seriously!...

Natasha is outside having a smoke with Chlorine... "she is a fookin' tit!"... :hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious:... go my sweet Natasha lol!... it pans back to Ferret-Faced Farrah in the Diary Room again and she's still going off talking shit again...cut to the kitchen and Jennitals is still laying her Law down yet again... she has a jibe at Gayle and she swans off because she starts crying again and Jennitals says something about 'go to another room and have a cry'... pan back to the Diary Room ... it's still having a go at Big Brother... Big Brother takes out a gun and shoots her dead... (oh sorry... I went off on a tangent there)... pan back to the kitchen again and Jennitals is still giving it to Gayle... the toxic twins are doing the greatest tag team event in Big Brother history!...

...they return from an ad break and Jennitals is still threatening people... Janella dares to to tell 'President Scoop' that he's not doing a good enough job because he should've stepped in and took control... he gets the shits and runs over and twists her yoga body into the shape of twisted pretzel... (oops!... there I go on one of those tangents again)... and then Stiffy (of all people) tries to be some sort of mediator and Scoop finally snaps and bludgeons Stiffy to death with the blunt end of Stiffy's own arm that he tore off!... (oh damn!... I'm going to have to end this because I keep going off on these tangents I'm afraid)... this has all been too much for me tonight... perhaps I'll finish with this and watch BOTS... I hope it's a nice peaceful one tonight... I'm stuffed lol!... cheers.
 
@Mr Stickyfingers !!!! I was just heading off to bed ... now I'm too afraid too!!!
why would Janice think that was a good idea - oh wait ... she still thinks she's a supermodel ...

I read something slightly disturbing the other day ...

a DailyFail article back in Jan 2015 (and we all know how accurate and factual they are at the DailyFail)

Janice and her psychopharmacology expert fiance - who goes by the nickname Rocky - have been engaged since December of 2012.


googled psychopharmacology
the scientific study of the effects drugs have on mood, sensation, thinking, and behavior.
the study of the use of medications in treating mental disorders. The complexity of this field requires continuous study in order to keep current with new advances.


thinking back to the night Janice was rummaging through a large swag of pill bottles and the like in a plastic bag ... "Vitamins" she called them ...
 
Ezminus said:
Farrah AT LEAST deserved a warning for using threatening behaviour.

I know that the public will feel sorry for the Fragile Flower AKA Gail, but it's getting to the point where I have to skip the crying. I never knew a human being could be so touched like that. She's really sensitive, it scares me.

Chloe and Stevie. Just like 2007's Hayley and Andrew eviction, they should have the same thing. One evicted, one staying. Their romance is beyond boring and super annoying. I understand you love each other, but you don't have to whinge about it 24/7.

Chris is starting to add colour to the B&W painting. Though he's been pretty dull ever since. I know he's not used to reality and he normally reads things of script. Maybe it's the amount of air time, or he's just dull in general.

My thoughts one Bobby are basically equivalent to the ones on Chris. Haven't really got to know him, or can form some opinion yet.

Now for 8/9/15's spoilers: Do not read if you're not interested.

It was Day 12 on Celebrity Big Brother UK v USA and here's all the latest gossip from the house.


- The morning after the huge rows and dram a the night before Natasha and Gail were still fuming.

- Farrah and Jenna accused Natasha of kicking off last night's big row. "I was trying to hold Natasha back and she was screaming," Jenna claimed.

- Natasha meanwhile told Scoop she had "not started one argument in this house" as she pinned the blame on Farrah and Jenna, describing the pair as a "pack".

- James and Austin helped one another work out ending in James riding Austin like a horse

- With Daniel Baldwin having been evicted, cooking duties fell to Stevi and James but their VERY spicy pasta sauce left a bad taste in the mouth of some housemates

- The Brits got together for a good old moan about their American counterparts describing them as a loud and boring. Loud we can understand but boring?!

- Scoop attempted to rebuild transatlantic relations by encouraging the UK and USA sides to mix and mingle, however Natasha declared: "I don't know if it's going to be resolved."

- In the evening, Farrah said sorry to Sherrie but an apology to Natasha has not been so forthcoming.

- Tonight sees the latest live eviction with a Brit four piece - Bobby, Gail, Chris and Stevi & Chloe.
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I agree with you in general Ezminus and that includes that Farrah deserved a warning but.... isn't the limit two warnings?
Had she been given a warning now, she'd get another one the next day or after and she'd be out of the house.
I dislike Farrah as much as the next guy but we are watching BB. We've already lost the Tequila (Tila?) who would have been good to watch, Daniel is gone who was pretty good value - if Farrah goes now, we'll be stuck for more agonising days with Chris, Bobby, Sherrie and Gail.
 
Mr Stickyfingers said:
...well here goes... today's show... Janice trying to teach Stiffy some yoga?... ha!... having no spine he should nail it!... Stiffy and Chlorine sitting in a corner fretting about the possibility of getting nominated... Jenna thinks that Austin is so 'into James' (good choice of words eh?) that James should be up for eviction... why is Jenna so wanting to break Austin and James up?... because she wants Austin to come back over to the USA's team side?... how friggin' pathetic!... she's just worried that if Austin and James decide to make a stand together against her and Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah that they'll get they're arses whipped by them that's all!...

...Gayle get's told that she is one of them that has been nominated for eviction and cry's here eyes out... I'm really wondering why she went in there in the first place to be honest... as Scoop said to Bobby... "some people in here aren't built for war and it's only going to get nastier in here!"... for once... the almighty God Scoop was right... Jenna goes into the Diary Room to talk to Big Brother and I go to the fridge for a drink... I get back and she has finished spouting her shit thank God!... I really can't be arsed to listen to what she has to say anymore... she really is doing my head in as of late... I can't stand 'Jennitals' anymore... Scoop has everyone in the kitchen to talk about the food running out... (let's face it... he would be the last to go if they all had to starve to death eh?)... he did well to lay the Law down though to be honest ... well done him...

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...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... MY EYES!!!!!

...how?... how can you do this to us Big Brother???... HOW????... what have we done to you?... we watch your show...we just accept the rigging of the show by you... regardless of what drivel in regards to boring-as-batshit tasks you shove in our faces we still stay with the show regardless so why oh WHY? did you do this to us?... why did you show it???.... you cruel heartless Bastard!!!!...:punch::mad::rage:... oh my god pass me the spew bucket!... NOW!!!!!!...

...Natasha and Sherrie get some 'kosher' wine and Chris says 'fuck em'... why should they all get the wine?'... lol!... WINEGATE part 2 starts up... Chris pipes up again... "that fuckin' wine business is getting on my nerves!... they're moaning about the fuckin' wine again!"... he finishes his rant off with... "I'll tell you what... when I get out of here I never want to hear another fuckin' American accent again... the first American that I meet out there I'm gonna chin the *C*@#&!"... whoa calm down Chris!!!!... lol!... Gayle is in the Diary Room and is crying her eyes out saying that people don't like her etc... living with her would be like walking around on eggshells from what I have seen...

...Jennitals and Natasha are talking... (or should I say... Jennitals is laying her Law down)... she talks over whoever is trying to speak and gets the shits when people try to speak... SHUT UP TALKING BITCH!... she is so pissing me off that big mouthed cow!... even 'President Scoop' couldn't say what he wanted too!... Scoop shouts at Natasha and she then gives it to all the Brits for not being there to back her up and they all get the shits too... it goes back to the toxic twins talking and then Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah seeks out Natasha to argue with her and again... she looks a complete stupid loud mouthed bitch... again... Natasha wins the 'slag-off'... she just looks and sounds ridiculous and Big Brother calls her to the Diary Room at the height of it all because Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah struts over to Natasha in a threatening manner to try and intimidate her... (this is when Natasha should have punched her in that plastic face of hers to see if it just pops back into position again automatically)... now THAT would've been good television right there folks!...

...she threatened to shove something into Scoops face!... she should be given a strike by Big Brother right there... that's totally against the rules... she then gives it to Big Brother himself!... THROW THE BITCH OUT BB!!!... my god!... just how much is she allowed to get away with?... seriously!...

Natasha is outside having a smoke with Chlorine... "she is a fookin' tit!"... :hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious:... go my sweet Natasha lol!... it pans back to Ferret-Faced Farrah in the Diary Room again and she's still going off talking shit again...cut to the kitchen and Jennitals is still laying her Law down yet again... she has a jibe at Gayle and she swans off because she starts crying again and Jennitals says something about 'go to another room and have a cry'... pan back to the Diary Room ... it's still having a go at Big Brother... Big Brother takes out a gun and shoots her dead... (oh sorry... I went off on a tangent there)... pan back to the kitchen again and Jennitals is still giving it to Gayle... the toxic twins are doing the greatest tag team event in Big Brother history!...

...they return from an ad break and Jennitals is still threatening people... Janella dares to to tell 'President Scoop' that he's not doing a good enough job because he should've stepped in and took control... he gets the shits and runs over and twists her yoga body into the shape of twisted pretzel... (oops!... there I go on one of those tangents again)... and then Stiffy (of all people) tries to be some sort of mediator and Scoop finally snaps and bludgeons Stiffy to death with the blunt end of Stiffy's own arm that he tore off!... (oh damn!... I'm going to have to end this because I keep going off on these tangents I'm afraid)... this has all been too much for me tonight... perhaps I'll finish with this and watch BOTS... I hope it's a nice peaceful one tonight... I'm stuffed lol!... cheers.
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Good work Sticky as usual. I done saw it all with my own eyes.

Stiffy trying to play mediator yeah, what was he thinking - oh, I know: NOTHING.

Janella doing Yoga... OMFG. But there are two sides to this.

Firstly, as she hails from the land of the brave, what she is doing is not Yoga but stretching exercises which are based on Yoga postures, minus the emphasis on health but fitness instead.
She also is a danger to humanity because you can't just say do this stretch or that... it can be quite dangerous for people who have never done any exercise apart from squeezing themselves into their mankini. Seriously, danger.

Secondly however, as ridiculous as her display in the DR was, I am astonished at her flexibility. So she is skinny, all right, but still, you gotta keep those joints in good condition to be able to do what she does.
That's why I keep saying, keep the Duckbills in the house. They are all crazy and outrageous in one way or another, but they're what still makes the show atm.


Now to more important "presidential" matters.

Was it Jenna who complained that "The Scoop" was incapable of being president? It's Hillary and Obama all over again if you ask me. The bitch wants his job. It's all talk talk and I'm better than you.

The truth is, "The Scoop" did the best he could but was thwarted by his inability to shout louder than the bitches who were in a frenzy.... ring a bell? Remember, there was a similar complaint when Bobby was Prime Minister - his voice just couldn't carry above the screaming bitches' histrionics.

....and, may I all remind you that "The Scoop" ain't got not teeth... which makes it even more difficult to shout.
 
...hellooooo BOTS!... (let's have a good show tonight Rylan?... I need it!) lol!...

...oh fuck NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!... that stupid fucking gay Irish git is in the audience!... please don't allow him to speak!!!

...(don't you just want to punch his face soooooooo bad!)... :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:... Dan Wootton /Nichlola McLean and Audley Harrisson are tonight's panelists... I actually know Audley but the other two?... meh!... Dan had a few good points about Gayle in what he said... oh no!... Rylan hears the Irish git say something and tells him to 'shut up!'!... well done Rylan... keep doing that please... Nichola says... "why does Austin have to be on the American's side all of the time... he just has to be during the tasks only and that's it!"... a bloody good point said by her I say!... that's true... why does he have to be?...

...they all agree that Scoop really does believe that he's the 'President'... well I disagree!... he thinks that he is GOD!!!!... lol!... that Dan talks about Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah's 'flip-flop' saga... he believes that Big Brother should replace them lol!... not a chance sunshine!!!... oh my god no!... they've got that old 'Agony Aunt' biddy on it!... bloody hell her segments are so friggin' boring!!!... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!... huh?... oh it's ended... Rylan!... I did ask for a good show tonight!... remember?...

...just before the break Rylan said that perhaps Stiffy could get Justin Beiber's Calvin Kline underwear contract out from under him! :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:... back from the ad break and Rylan shows Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah's outburst at Big Brother and throws down something on the floor and chucks a tantrum lolol!... funny as!... the 'Today's News segment starts...

...he shows Scoop's 'Presidental address'... **YAWN**... they show the toxic twins bickering about Natasha of course... **YAWN**... come on Rylan... how about something more interesting eh mate?... nup!... nothing!... let's hope Dan's segment is better... AT LAST!!!!!... he states... "this relationship is NOT REAL... at all... in any way!... this relationship has been plotted... carefully crafted... planned and is all about making the maximum money and getting the most attention as a result of being on the Celebrity Big Brother experience!... THIS MAN IS AN ABSOLUTE GENIUS!!!!... thank fuck that someone has finally said it!!!!... I said it back early in the piece and now he has finally said it too!... hahahahaha!!!!... he turned out to be a great panelist in the end... good one!...

...he said of James and Austin that they are two of the most interesting housemates in there... I so agree with that!... his take on Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah was true on some points... he didn't have much to say about Jennitals though... (I don't blame him)... I really liked his segment... the highlight of the show so far...

...some more 'action' from the house... Natasha and Jennitals are having a post mortem of their argument and of course Jennitals is doing all the talking again... **YAWN**... Dan says he's glad that Scoop has stopped talking!... hahaha!... so am I Dan... so am I lol!... Annabelle Knight (the 'resident psych') comes on to talk about the increasing sexual tension within the house... it was all quite predictable to be honest with what she said... fucking hell!... they showed Stiffy and Chlorine in bed making those vile slurping sounds again! :mad::mad::mad::mad:... Annabelle believes that they are just always 'posing to the cameras to make sure that they look good'... soooo true!...

...some of the family members are on the phone saying why their rello's should stay in the house... I so hate this segment... it's so boring!!!!... :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:... what is the point of having them on?... every one of them say exactly the same bloody thing!... overall I enjoyed the show but would've enjoyed it even better if the Irish git wasn't on there with that stupid idiotic grin on his face... (I would love to slam his face with a hot shovel)... but at least Rylan didn't allow him to talk thank god!... (good boy Rylan)... cheers.
 
crimmy said:
just finished watching the latest ep

I didn't see anyone from the UK team complaining about SCOOP'S Presidential handling of "the situation" - did I miss it?

because Janice once again stirred and riled someone up over nothing ... and now SCOOP is hitting the fan ...

as for little miss ferretfeatures ... I wanna see the rule book.
Doesn't saying you want to kill everyone in house justify a WARNING at least. I want to see BB issue that warning and see the firecracker explode again!! Just lock her in the DR and keep igniting her so she's bouncing off the wall!

oh and Farrah - I fixed your stupid flipflops!!!

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...^^^^... :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:... that is soooooooo funny!... lol!... cheers.
 
...in the 'Urban Dictionary' this is what they have to say my friend... when you hear Stiffy and Chlorine talking I'm sure that this is what they are talking about.. cheers.

PDA

Public Displays of Affection, can be seen in the form of kissing, touching, groping, licking, nuzzling, cuddling, crossing hands into each other's opposite back pockets, etc. Usually spotted among new couples, frisky teenagers, and occasionally the "young at heart" (god help us).

Also, a handheld computer of sorts.

Jen and Craig's PDAs at the table were so intense that there was actually slobber on the green bean casserole.

Look at my new PDA!
 
...the 'extra Live show'... the show starts and Gayle is not crying!...:wideyed:... Sherrie was relating a story about some cows in either a joke or a Movie but I couldn't grasp what the hell she was telling them but at least everyone was laughing for a change... (yes... even Gayle was laughing!)... even Jennitals cracked a smile before walking out... obviously all of them have never heard of a Bull eh?... Sherrie actually showed some personality for a change...they were also talking about the differences in the houses from the people before (is that against the rules?)...

...I have to admit it but when these Live shows are on I sort of find them to be quite boring at times... especially when they blank out the good bits to save them for the daily 'highlights show'... these editors have their work cut out for them when they whisper at times... how they make out what they're saying is unbelievable...

...how the hell does James sleep with 4 pillows?... he and Austin were talking to each other behind a pillow so that Big Brother couldn't hear what they were saying (or so they think)... we'll have to wait until tomorrow I guess to read what they have said no doubt... I gave up trying to follow their conversation in the end... cheers.
 
Mr Stickyfingers said:
...the 'extra Live show'... the show starts and Gayle is not crying!...:wideyed:... Sherrie was relating a story about some cows in either a joke or a Movie but I couldn't grasp what the hell she was telling them but at least everyone was laughing for a change... (yes... even Gayle was laughing!)... even Jennitals cracked a smile before walking out... obviously all of them have never heard of a Bull eh?... Sherrie actually showed some personality for a change...they were also talking about the differences in the houses from the people before (is that against the rules?)...

...I have to admit it but when these Live shows are on I sort of find them to be quite boring at times... especially when they blank out the good bits to save them for the daily 'highlights show'... these editors have their work cut out for them when they whisper at times... how they make out what they're saying is unbelievable...

...how the hell does James sleep with 4 pillows?... he and Austin were talking to each other behind a pillow so that Big Brother couldn't hear what they were saying (or so they think)... we'll have to wait until tomorrow I guess to read what they have said no doubt... I gave up trying to follow their conversation in the end... cheers.
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The good thing about the live show was Stiffy and Chloroform were too busy getting busy to actually show up for most of it :)

Still confused about the IQ level of people who don't know the difference between a cow and a bull ... and wonder why they've never seen a cow's willy:eek::bag::bang::rolleyes:O_O
 
Mr Stickyfingers said:
...hellooooo BOTS!... (let's have a good show tonight Rylan?... I need it!) lol!...

...oh fuck NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!... that stupid fucking gay Irish git is in the audience!... please don't allow him to speak!!!

...(don't you just want to punch his face soooooooo bad!)... :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:... Dan Wootton /Nichlola McLean and Audley Harrisson are tonight's panelists... I actually know Audley but the other two?... meh!... Dan had a few good points about Gayle in what he said... oh no!... Rylan hears the Irish git say something and tells him to 'shut up!'!... well done Rylan... keep doing that please... Nichola says... "why does Austin have to be on the American's side all of the time... he just has to be during the tasks only and that's it!"... a bloody good point said by her I say!... that's true... why does he have to be?...

...they all agree that Scoop really does believe that he's the 'President'... well I disagree!... he thinks that he is GOD!!!!... lol!... that Dan talks about Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah's 'flip-flop' saga... he believes that Big Brother should replace them lol!... not a chance sunshine!!!... oh my god no!... they've got that old 'Agony Aunt' biddy on it!... bloody hell her segments are so friggin' boring!!!... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!... huh?... oh it's ended... Rylan!... I did ask for a good show tonight!... remember?...

...just before the break Rylan said that perhaps Stiffy could get Justin Beiber's Calvin Kline underwear contract out from under him! :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:... back from the ad break and Rylan shows Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah's outburst at Big Brother and throws down something on the floor and chucks a tantrum lolol!... funny as!... the 'Today's News segment starts...

...he shows Scoop's 'Presidental address'... **YAWN**... they show the toxic twins bickering about Natasha of course... **YAWN**... come on Rylan... how about something more interesting eh mate?... nup!... nothing!... let's hope Dan's segment is better... AT LAST!!!!!... he states... "this relationship is NOT REAL... at all... in any way!... this relationship has been plotted... carefully crafted... planned and is all about making the maximum money and getting the most attention as a result of being on the Celebrity Big Brother experience!... THIS MAN IS AN ABSOLUTE GENIUS!!!!... thank fuck that someone has finally said it!!!!... I said it back early in the piece and now he has finally said it too!... hahahahaha!!!!... he turned out to be a great panelist in the end... good one!...

...he said of James and Austin that they are two of the most interesting housemates in there... I so agree with that!... his take on Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah was true on some points... he didn't have much to say about Jennitals though... (I don't blame him)... I really liked his segment... the highlight of the show so far...

...some more 'action' from the house... Natasha and Jennitals are having a post mortem of their argument and of course Jennitals is doing all the talking again... **YAWN**... Dan says he's glad that Scoop has stopped talking!... hahaha!... so am I Dan... so am I lol!... Annabelle Knight (the 'resident psych') comes on to talk about the increasing sexual tension within the house... it was all quite predictable to be honest with what she said... fucking hell!... they showed Stiffy and Chlorine in bed making those vile slurping sounds again! :mad::mad::mad::mad:... Annabelle believes that they are just always 'posing to the cameras to make sure that they look good'... soooo true!...

...some of the family members are on the phone saying why their rello's should stay in the house... I so hate this segment... it's so boring!!!!... :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:... what is the point of having them on?... every one of them say exactly the same bloody thing!... overall I enjoyed the show but would've enjoyed it even better if the Irish git wasn't on there with that stupid idiotic grin on his face... (I would love to slam his face with a hot shovel)... but at least Rylan didn't allow him to talk thank god!... (good boy Rylan)... cheers.
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the point about Austin always being on the US team is that as Jemma pointed out to him ... does he want to be there with 5 Brits at the end ... because he would never win that way ... well SHE wouldn't which was really her point .. the need numbers to get to the end so need to show solidarity
Of course that's HER strategy for HER game and she expects everyone to go alone with it
At least Scoop tried to lead their choice of nominations sensibly by saying don't waste early opportunity to get rid of someone by nominating someone (James) who at this stage of game will not be voted out. .. even Ferret could see his logic :sneaky:
 
no surprise ... Chris is out

TWIST is a double fake eviction .. yes they have secret room ... yes 2 evictees will be able to watch the house BUT extra twist with slice of lemon is the celebs still in the house will be in on it ... so a double fake fake eviction as Emma calls it
 
since the Brits have no issue drinking kosher wine (and have said its better than the red wine they are given) why doesn't BB announce that all wine in future supplied to the house will be kosher but is for EVERYONE'S consumption and be done with it!!

I'm so over the arguing Jenna is doing over her bloody food - and then turning it around so someone else gets the blame for the fighting
She is so damn sneaky and manipulative ... she could win this in the end
 
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