Celebrity Big Brother UK - late Aug 2015

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also from Twitter tonight


Day 11: Austin shaves his head in solidarity
about 4 hours ago

In a late night conversation with Gail, Austin was so touched by her story that he decided to make a personal sacrifice to show his support. What do you make of his new do?

let's not get too cynical ... but its also a great way to secure the UK public's vote


you'll be pleased to know James tidied it up for him ...

James also claimed "ya know what - the last couple of days - I THOUGHT about doing something like this but I didn't have the balls to do it?

1 I call bullshit on the "I thought about"
2 He'd never do it because he's such a vain self-centred jerk

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

no one has mentioned this - did you not see it?

when they had said goodbye to Daniel Janice said to Chloe and Stinky "I'm absolutely shocked" and either grimaced or winked at her ... with that face its hard to tell ... Stinky said "me too" ... Chloe said "Im so shocked" and Janice smiled a smug smile again 25.12 into the show approx

then at 26:10 approx Janice is fiddling with her hair in mirror and Chloe says in sickly sweet voice "I wonder who put him up for nomination" Janice looks at her ... puts arm out and then it looks like she stuck her hand in the air as in I DID

anyway ... via the website twitter account Janice, Chloe and James have been punished by BB for disgussing nominations ... and the punishment of course affects EVERYONE - no hot water until further notice

Poor wee FerrettFace had been waiting to take a shower ... so she's pissed because she can't have her shower now

Not sure how James was involved in discussing nominations - but those two incidents had already stood out to me between Janice and Chloe for me...

and when Chloe whined about Daniel stealing her cigarettes ... deathly silence from Chris and Gail ... looks exchanged ... and I swear I could here *crickets*

...Daniel explained why he took their cigarettes... in the USA it's in their culture that if somebody leaves a packet of cigarettes open on a table when people are all sitting around talking it is an open invitation for everyone to have cigarettes on them... they are considered to be 'shouting' everyone ciggas... that was why he did it... them two being complete total dipshits they instantly jumped to the conclusion that he was 'stealing' them right in front of them...did it not enter the empty heads of either of the fuckwits to think to say something to him?... idiots!... I'm really beginning to hate Stiffy and Chloe... they make my stomach churn... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...bloody good on Austin!... he must've been really touched by Gayles story to do that... well done Austin!... no doubt the toxic twins and Janella will say that he's only doing it for the attention... that will just go to show what vile creatures they actually are... if he was doing it to gain attention he would've been doing it later on down the track so yeah... good on him!... cheers.

 

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...Daniel explained why he took their cigarettes... in the USA it's in their culture that if somebody leaves a packet of cigarettes open on a table when people are all sitting around talking it is an open invitation for everyone to have cigarettes on them... they are considered to be 'shouting' everyone ciggas... that was why he did it... them two being complete total dipshits they instantly jumped to the conclusion that he was 'stealing' them right in front of them...did it not enter the empty heads of either of the fuckwits to think to say something to him?... idiots!... I'm really beginning to hate Stiffy and Chloe... they make my stomach churn... cheers.

Im hoping with the UK lot up for noms this week that Stiffy and Chloe will be up and hopefully the viewers will be sick of the never ending pda's and deep and as-meaningful-as-those-2-twits-can-manage

I love you
I love youuuu
I love you more
Noòoo I love youuuuu more
You're so beautiful
NEVER WEAR THAT MANKINI IN PUBLIC AGAIN
I need you
Oh my darling i need you more
Ok 6.30 in the bedroom in the bed we can have wonderful spontaneous exciting slurpy time and totally creep the others out ... we just have to keep it up a few more weeks and they'll all be begging to self-evict
You're brilliant
Nooo You're brilliant ... you're so smart ... I couldn't find my way out of bed in the morning if it wasn't for you
I love you
I love yoouuuuuu

Oh ffs .. I'm making myself nauseous just typing this crap!!!!

 

[Ezminus]

Really surprised about Austin. He really did have balls to do such a thing like that. That was sweet.

Lol at Bobby sleepwalking!

 

[crimmy]

...Daniel explained why he took their cigarettes... in the USA it's in their culture that if somebody leaves a packet of cigarettes open on a table when people are all sitting around talking it is an open invitation for everyone to have cigarettes on them... they are considered to be 'shouting' everyone ciggas... that was why he did it... them two being complete total dipshits they instantly jumped to the conclusion that he was 'stealing' them right in front of them...did it not enter the empty heads of either of the fuckwits to think to say something to him?... idiots!... I'm really beginning to hate Stiffy and Chloe... they make my stomach churn... cheers.

I think Chloe did raise it with him once - but I don't think she'd listen anyway - and she certainly wouldn't care about how anyone else feels but herself
I think she is just out for herself and she'll use Stiffy til she doesn't need him anymore ...

was just googling to find out where she got to in XFactor as against Stiffy (hmm now THAT didn't sound quite right!!!) and saw this article apparently "exposing" her for the fake posh accent - 2006 audition tape below

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/tv/x-fac...rs-without-posh-accent-in-2006-audition-video

he did a lot better than her on X-Factor and she chased him - he has said in interviews he wasn't even that attracted to her at first ... but that changed after a visit to his change room one night ...
I believe he told fellow houseguests that she came to his dressing room and wasn't wearing underwear at the time ... hmmmm

get rid of them ... Chloe is hideous
they really should have allowed Stiffy to come into the house on his own without that succubus attached at his hip 24/7

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Boy meets girl and "they fall in love". Perfect. Sometimes they get married (not so perfect considering Californian divorce laws). Boy meets chick in a bar and they end up playing the "touching of the skin game" at his or her place or in the car park.

Girl gets wind of it and starts throwing knives - boy assures girl it was a mistake and he only loves her. Girl now throws the crystal ash-tray at boy... boy runs for his life because his gun is in the bedroom and he can't get to it. Outside, boy starts kicking his car, first the tires, then the bodywork where he accidentally breaks a toe or two.

Girl comes running out of the house pointing his own gun at him yelling: Get the fuck out of my life or I' swear to Gawd, I'll fucking kill you.
Boy gets the message and scampers - manages to stay alive.

After the court case, boy moves to another state less 50% percent of his belongings.

Two years later they "accidentally" meet at a reality TV show and at night sit together and reminisce about the good old times. They renew their vows and remarry as soon as the TV show has ended only to start the whole crazy circle of madness all over again.

...^^^^... ... that is sooooo well written and so bloody funny!...

I love you
I love youuuu
I love you more
Noòoo I love youuuuu more
You're so beautiful
NEVER WEAR THAT MANKINI IN PUBLIC AGAIN
I need you
Oh my darling i need you more
Ok 6.30 in the bedroom in the bed we can have wonderful spontaneous exciting slurpy time and totally creep the others out ... we just have to keep it up a few more weeks and they'll all be begging to self-evict
You're brilliant
Nooo You're brilliant ... you're so smart ... I couldn't find my way out of bed in the morning if it wasn't for you
I love you
I love yoouuuuuu

Oh ffs .. I'm making myself nauseous just typing this crap!!!!

...^^^^... ... as is this!!!!... you both slay me sometimes!... those posts made my day... as funny as... lol!... cheers.

 

[crimmy]

...^^^^... ... that is sooooo well written ad so bloody funny!...




...^^^^... ... as is this!!!!... you both slay me sometimes!... those posts made my day... as funny as... lol!... cheers.

we aim to please MrS

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

I think Chloe did raise it with him once - but I don't think she'd listen anyway - and she certainly wouldn't care about how anyone else feels but herself
I think she is just out for herself and she'll use Stiffy til she doesn't need him anymore ...

was just googling to find out where she got to in XFactor as against Stiffy (hmm now THAT didn't sound quite right!!!) and saw this article apparently "exposing" her for the fake posh accent - 2006 audition tape below

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/tv/x-fac...rs-without-posh-accent-in-2006-audition-video

he did a lot better than her on X-Factor and she chased him - he has said in interviews he wasn't even that attracted to her at first ... but that changed after a visit to his change room one night ...
I believe he told fellow houseguests that she came to his dressing room and wasn't wearing underwear at the time ... hmmmm

get rid of them ... Chloe is hideous
they really should have allowed Stiffy to come into the house on his own without that succubus attached at his hip 24/7

...you've seen her for what she is just as I have crimmy...she failed that audition miserably didn't she?... as soon as Sharon Osbourne started speaking about her did you see her facial expression change immediately?... it was almost as if she was a dual personality... she began sulking straight away when she knew that she wasn't going to get in... she then went into Stiffy's changeroom with no knickers on?... she's probably been doing that ever since just to cling to some some of fame by leeching off Stiffy's 'celebrity' circle... she is so fake isn't she?... now to watch today's episode... cheers.

 

[troynuncdicit]

Are people here actually impressed with Austin shaving his head? It was such a self-serving move and it's really just a haircut for him. A dude with a shaved head isn't an entirely novel idea and I'm sure he's donned a shaved head before at one point in his life. I don't see what's so impressive about a dude shaving his head, especially someone like Austin who is obviously at least somewhat aware of public perception and all that meta stuff.

 

[crimmy]

Are people here actually impressed with Austin shaving his head? It was such a self-serving move and it's really just a haircut for him. A dude with a shaved head isn't an entirely novel idea and I'm sure he's donned a shaved head before at one point in his life. I don't see what's so impressive about a dude shaving his head, especially someone like Austin who is obviously at least somewhat aware of public perception and all that meta stuff.

sure its just a shaved head - and HIS hair will grow back ... but since I haven't seen the show and am just going on twitter feed and video shorts from official website I don't want to comment either way

I'm a terrible cynic ... and yes I see that it will help HIS standing with some voters perhaps ... however it seems to really move Gail and she would have seen through BS pretty quick ... she isn't stupid. If its suss she'll call it. So I guess we'll see when we see the show

 

[crimmy]

what gets me is FerretFeatures complaining about the rule breaking but SHE asked a question of James that led to his part in it ... but she takes NO responsibility at all for that

 

[crimmy]

ok so on BOTS Daniel said the head saving was for show ... I guess I just see that Gail accepted it and was moved by it so I took it on face value

I forget though that the American team are essentially reality tv veterans - they know every angle and every trick in the book to pull and why and when to pull it

loved Daniel's idea for a twist ... evict Chloe and Stiffy and take them into the DR and say there's a twist ... but only if they can agree ... Stiffy to stay, Chloe to go ... and sit back and watch Chloe's dramatics

I'm happier for them BOTH to go though - Stiffy had those bright pink peanut smugglers on again ... AND the carry on to get into the water ... aka LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME GIMME AIR TIME LOOK AT ME

We got the message that the water was cold ... we didn't need 5 minutes of dramatics and fakery about getting in the water ... if its too cold get out and GO AND PUT SOME FKN CLOTHES ON you moron!!!!

it will take a miracle for Chris not to be going though ... unless he's got a huge following from his tv show ... but I cant see it myself. He says he quiet and reserved and he relies on a script for his acting ... why not go into the BB house and take on a persona the whole time

after all Janice can do it

oh and after the next team task - someone tie Janice down and gag her so she can't mangle the National Anthem of either country!!?? please!!!!

good luck Scoop & Gemma if they think team USA will be allowed to win every challenge ... BB production will ensure by their meddling that we're not left with just a bunch of feral screamers at the end ...

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...here we go... today's show... they all wake up... (no doubt some of their brains will remain in bed all day... you all know who I'm talking about methinks!... )... Gayle is now in her element because Daniel isn't there... she's working her little heart out cleaning up... she's in heaven... lol!... Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah says... "good morning Bobby!"... with a stupid smug grin on her face... being a gentleman he replies... "good morning to you... it's forgotten this morning... just forget it"... it just goes to show who the better person is in all of that doesn't it?...

...they show what we have already seen last night... the 'hotdog' challenge... we all know who won... we all know who they voted in as 'President'... looking at the whole challenge I've come to realise just what a pathetic and ridiculous challenge that it really was...moving on... they 'sing' (or should I say... screech) the American anthem... my god!... my ears!... my ears!... all of my earwax blew out of my ears listening to Janella's wailing!!!...... she must've taken lessons from Roseanne Barr on how to sing it lol!...

...I did notice that none of the Brits started yawning out of disrespect as Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah did when their anthem was played though... it just goes to show doesn't it?... so who was the worse singer?... Roseanne or Janella?... lol!... did they all vote for Scoop because they just don't trust any other of the Yanks?... methinks 'yes'!... lol!... Janella's speech was a bit overdone wasn't it?... lol!... oh spew!!!!... Stiffy and Chloe in the bathtub talking their drivel again... everyt ime that Stiffy speaks to her you can just hear the pleading in his voice.. "please don't dump me!... please don't leave me Chloe... PLEASE!!!!"... fuck it's so cringey!!!!...

...Scoop gets called to the Diary Room and has to give his 'killer vote' and he chooses Chris... (no surprises there eh?... it's amazing that he remembered that he was still in the house at all as far as I'm concerned)... Scoop didn't skip a beat... he even said that he doesn't like him... Chris accepted it and even said he understood as to why he picked him... he took it quite graciously to be quite honest... he even said that he wants to go home!... Janella does yet another long speech... **yawn**... James and Janella both apologise for bringing on the punishment for all of them because they were talking about nominations... Chloe doesn't and just goes into 'hurt-little-girl' mode and sulks...

...Scoop screaming his lungs out while having a cold shower rattles the whole house lol!... Austin is in the Diary Room telling Big Brother that Janella is more or less invisible to him now... "she's just a fart in the wind as far as I'm concerned!"... Chris really doesn't give a rats arse about being nominated does he?... the toxic twins go into 'pack' mode again and are talking about Janella yet again... Scoop sitting around having minions coming over to talk to him makes him look like some sort of Overlord or something to me lol!...

...Stiffy goes in the pool (without his 'mankini' thank god!)... he tippy-toes into the shallow end and Austin splashes him with some water and he frantically shuffles out screaming like a little wuss-bag... screaming like a little girl.... ... Janice is talking to Bobby in the bedroom and lauding him with praise... (what's she up to I have to ask?... am I too cynical?)... Chris was letting himself party on afterwards with the others lol!... (what's he got to lose now?)...

...Gayle opens up about her self worth in regards to losing her hair and that she is so hurt by it... it was such a moving experience for the whole group at that particular moment so I can see why Austin was caught up in the moment to be honest... it was a nice gesture on his part as far as I'm concerned... Gayle was really moved by what he did... it was so good to watch... her story about the guy in the car that called her 'baldy' and then she upped him about it must've really hurt her feelings big time... I have a lot of time for both Gayle and Austin alike... James was quite moved by what Austin did too... that was good to see also...

...Natasha has a whingey moment with Sherrie (yes... Sherrie's still in the house believe it or not)... they have a kiss and cuddle together later on in bed... (yes...it is true)... Austin is in the Diary Room talking very emotionally about Gayle and her courage that brings him to tears...

...James's face while watching Bobby sleepwalk has to be the funniest highlight of all the past CBBUK shows that I have ever seen lol!... I was in tears... I've watched it over and over again...Jame's was about to scream of laughter at one stage... how he didn't lose it I will never know?... lol!... and the clincher for me was that he quickly pretended that he was asleep as Bobby woke up lol!... I would've howled with laughter myself and it would probably had woken Bobby up... these are the different stages of his facial expressions lol!...



...if that is not enough... the look on Bobby's face after he had gotten back to his bed of ... "what the fuck just happened?"... that was the thing that really made me lose it!!!... check out this photo of Bobby's face...




.... he must be wondering if anyone actually saw what he did lol!... his face says it all lol!... the show was good today... it went from good to great with that sleepwalking clip... now to watch BOTS... cheers.

 

[crimmy]

ORRRRRR is Bobby acting ... and knows that will get him some airtime?

you've all turned me into a total cynic!!! I was ever so nice and innocent and unsuspecting til I came in here!!

Janella is taking her time to butter up every Brit knowing that eventually she'll need their votes (or lack of noms anyway!) Little does she know everyone is totally over her shenanigans that at first opportunity they'll be nominating her until she eventually goes

Her teammates are going to resent her constant grabs for airtime ... and they'll turn on her at first opportunity

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Are people here actually impressed with Austin shaving his head? It was such a self-serving move and it's really just a haircut for him. A dude with a shaved head isn't an entirely novel idea and I'm sure he's donned a shaved head before at one point in his life. I don't see what's so impressive about a dude shaving his head, especially someone like Austin who is obviously at least somewhat aware of public perception and all that meta stuff.

...hey troynuncdicit... I've just watched the show and I believe that he was completely genuine to be honest... it looks like with her story of that guy that called her 'baldy' from his car and got caught at the lights and she upped him about it plus with the amount of alcohol in him that his emotions did genuinely get carried away from him... his blubbering in the Diary Room was genuine too (due to the alcohol no doubt)... let's face it... the yanks will do anything to endear themselves to the public... they're professionals at this type of thing but I don't think that this was the case this time...

...if he did do it for show I think that it was to show support to an emotional Gayle because she did tell them all that she 'felt ugly' having no hair... this I believe was the moment that it touched Austin's heart and that the 'Game-Player Austin' left him... because he was drunk it dropped his guard down and he then shaved his head to make Gayle feel 'less ugly'... she was caught up in the emotion because she being British would probably never had thought that an American would go and do something like that and was overwhelmed by the fact that he did... well that's my take all on it anyway...

...as with 95% of other people on these Forums... I don't believe that the Yanks do anything without a hidden agenda... I don't think this was a case of it this time... just saying... cheers.

 

[crimmy]

Celebrity Big Brother: Who’s getting paid the most to be in the CBB house?

Katie Baillie for Metro.co.ukThursday 3 Sep 2015 9:32 am

CBB adds Bobby Davro and Janice Dickinson

Some of the Celebrity Big Brother salaries have been leaked and you might be surprised at the big earners.

Tila Tequila, for instance, was set to get a tidy some which would have been more than Brit fave Bobby Davro, although she’s now forfeited it after BB booted her from the house.

She would have earned £110,000 had her anti-Semitic remarks not come to light. I'd think her lawyers would be all over this by now - that's a huge chunk of change to miss out on

Natasha Hamilton and Bobby Davro are the lowest earners of the group, reportedly receiving £75,000 each for their appearances, while Chloe Jasmine and Stevi Ritchie share a six figure sum, The Mirror reports.

Stevi Ritchie and Chloe-Jasmine Wichello (Picture: Channel 5)

But the one by far out in front with a whopper of a pay packet is Janice Dickinson, on a cool £300,000, which makes that bee sting totally worth it. for her maybe - for the people who have to live with her? not so much - in fact THEY should be getting paid more for having to put up with her

Still, not as much as Katie Price or Katie Hopkins, if reports are to believed. The glamour model received £500,000 for her stint in the house while the motor mouth pocketed £400,000.

Janice needs to work on her negotiating skills.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

sure its just a shaved head - and HIS hair will grow back ... but since I haven't seen the show and am just going on twitter feed and video shorts from official website I don't want to comment either way

I'm a terrible cynic ... and yes I see that it will help HIS standing with some voters perhaps ... however it seems to really move Gail and she would have seen through BS pretty quick ... she isn't stupid. If its suss she'll call it. So I guess we'll see when we see the show

...she would've picked up pretty quickly if she thought that it was a bullshit display of emotion believe me... he wouldn't be that good an actor to pull it off as far as I'm concerned...

ORRRRRR is Bobby acting ... and knows that will get him some airtime?

you've all turned me into a total cynic!!! I was ever so nice and innocent and unsuspecting til I came in here!!

Janella is taking her time to butter up every Brit knowing that eventually she'll need their votes (or lack of noms anyway!) Little does she know everyone is totally over her shenanigans that at first opportunity they'll be nominating her until she eventually goes

Her teammates are going to resent her constant grabs for airtime ... and they'll turn on her at first opportunity

...YESSSSSS!... we've finally made a cynic out of you at last!!!!!... no more innocent posts anymore crimmy!... welcome to my World!... lol!... you could be dead right crimmy but it's not what Bobby did... it was James's reaction that made the day... he would've been totally unaware whether he was faking it or not so his reaction just unfolded as it did.... I so loved his reaction... I guess it's a case of 'small things amuse small minds' with me 99% of the time?... l like it that way... the World is always a funny place to live in lol!... cheers.

 

[Ezminus]

I wonder what Bobby said to Scoop while he was sleepwalking... It sounded like "right.."

 

[Ezminus]

Some spoilers on a row over ...well, food. And more Kosher.. Again, do not read if not interested. 7/9/15.

Spoiler

It all kicked off in the Celebrity Big Brother house last night as Natasha Hamilton went on the rampage.

It all started after the latest Celebrity Big Brother nominations revealed, although it was actually the food situation that caused the rows.

Despite winning a luxury budget in last week's shopping task ALREADY the housemates are running low on supplies.

And it's led to tension between the UK and USA housemates with Jenna accusing the Brits of 'scoping' her Kosher wine in the evening.

Jenna went on to tell Scoop and Farrah: "It's been way tougher on the Americans, we've had it way harder, their mission was to be Royal and be served... that must be tough!"

She claimed: "Now that it's becoming more physical, we're going to win, there's no doubt because I'm a beast. There's nothing I won't do."

Later on and things came to a head as Natasha clashed with the US housemates with the suggestion that Jenna was to blame for the food shortage.

Although it seemed as though Natasha was fighting the British corner on her own as she retreated to the garden to have a go at her fellow homegrown celebs for not backing her up.

"These people are f**king off their heads," she raged. "Scoop is screaming at me. My dad doesn't even shout at me like that. F**k off!"

Natasha complained: "Everyone f**ks off and leaves Natasha to deal with the Americans on her own, it's f**ked me off.

"Why have I just been left in a room with three of them? Why did no one come in and back me up? I'm really p***ed off."

As the other British housemates protested they were unaware of the argument, Natasha continued: "Even James just left me, it's ridiculous."

"Please don't take it out on us," begged Gail as Natasha - who said over the weekend she wanted to punch Farrah - tried to calm down.

Stevi tried to investigate what had gone on but was met by Farrah who claimed: "Negativity on your team."

This week the American housemates have been made immune from eviction while Stevi & Chloe, Gail, Chris and Bobby face getting the axe in Tuesday's latest live show.