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Who's Cher and what is 'Clueless'?
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No person at these forums has had more experience with ONLINE DATING than i

Since 1996, when chatting was usually about code and the next 28.8k modem etc

To the late 90's early 2000's where Yahoo! chat and NineMSN chat were a cesspool of endless affairs

To the telephone dating lines

To the latter day Oasis active and AdultMatchMaker et al

ANTI-GRETEL has seen and done it ALL.....and continues to do so .....

Might i suggest all questions and concerns be directed MY way

I dealt with heterosexual websites ONLY

Needless to say, what is good for the goose, is same for the gander

I am a wealth of knowledge, expertise, information & thousands of anecdotes

Forward all to ME for brief yet accurate consultation and future strategies

That is just how it is.

Glen aka The Internet's most prolific dater
 
No person at these forums has had more experience with ONLINE DATING than i

Since 1996, when chatting was usually about code and the next 28.8k modem etc

To the late 90's early 2000's where Yahoo! chat and NineMSN chat were a cesspool of endless affairs

To the telephone dating lines

To the latter day Oasis active and AdultMatchMaker et al

ANTI-GRETEL has seen and done it ALL.....and continues to do so .....

Might i suggest all questions and concerns be directed MY way

I dealt with heterosexual websites ONLY

Needless to say, what is good for the goose, is same for the gander

I am a wealth of knowledge, expertise, information & thousands of anecdotes

Forward all to ME for brief yet accurate consultation and future strategies

That is just how it is.

Glen aka The Internet's most prolific dater

Describe the worst date you had from online dating.
 
Describe the worst date you had from online dating.


blowjob in a telephone booth from brunette in a wheelchair

She had to be home before sun up...therefore was under pressure to blow

Irregardlesslessly, i did

Next

SECOND WORST was a telephone hotline dating where the girl had a suspicious guy kinda voice,,,and expected me to walk into
their flat in pitch black darkness and just start going for it

Well,,,i did drive out to the flat,,,,yet was too chicken to go in

That was 1999
 
AntiGretel, what were reepbot's chances of getting a response with Press Gang as an interest, and how would you massage it into a positive?
 
AntiGretel, what were reepbot's chances of getting a response with Press Gang as an interest, and how would you massage it into a positive?


reepbot's chances are directly proportional to the effort put in multiplied by continued effort after any and all rejections

My advice to reepbot and any NEWbies to online dating is start local and wholesome

aka
ie
Eg

ZOOSK
Facebook ( stalking ex school friends )

They are surefire battlegrounds to get your beak wet and ready for phase #2.....

Websites where people can pretend to be who they are not; A very very different breed
 
reepbot's chances are directly proportional to the effort put in multiplied by continued effort after any and all rejections

My advice to reepbot and any NEWbies to online dating is start local and wholesome

aka
ie
Eg

ZOOSK
Facebook ( stalking ex school friends )

They are surefire battlegrounds to get your beak wet and ready for phase #2.....

Websites where people can pretend to be who they are not; A very very different breed

I've been on Zoosk - it is crap...
 
I've been on Zoosk - it is crap...
I've been on Zoosk - it is crap...


INDEED it is

Yet we must first CRAWL before we walk before we run

ZOOSK is local and INSISTS upon full face in profile,....

search for those who have subsequent pics that match their profile pic and are in same area

Travel is a HUGE factor in dating online

ZOOSK provides hundreds of hopefuls within 5 and 10 km of your listed suburb

A MUST[DOUBLEPOST=1426253920][/DOUBLEPOST]
I didn't like their website. Very cluttery.

Cluttery but HONEST and GENUINE

2 words that will be missing in many many places at OTHER sites you venture to eventually
 
INDEED it is

Yet we must first CRAWL before we walk before we run

ZOOSK is local and INSISTS upon full face in profile,....

search for those who have subsequent pics that match their profile pic and are in same area

Travel is a HUGE factor in dating online

ZOOSK provides hundreds of hopefuls within 5 and 10 km of your listed suburb

A MUST

I'll pass on that - I have no interest for anyone on Zoosk.

I didn't like their website. Very cluttery.

Sure is.
 
I'll pass on that - I have no interest for anyone on Zoosk.



Sure is.


IN THIS INSTANCE,....Zoosk is a TRAINING GROUND for reepbot.....

Zoosk must be mastered before trialling OTHER websites

There are MANY pitfalls and dangers about

Zoosk will school reepbot in the basics

A/S/L

is day #1
 
IN THIS INSTANCE,....Zoosk is a TRAINING GROUND for reepbot.....

Zoosk must be mastered before trialling OTHER websites

There are MANY pitfalls and dangers about

Zoosk will school reepbot in the basics

A/S/L

is day #1

Yeah, well I would pass the training ground :p

I suggest reepbot do it though.
 
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