Inigo Montoya
The New Dread Pirate Roberts.
Apple is way bettter.
yeah whatever you say
Apple is way bettter.
yeah whatever you say
I've always wanted to be hypnotised, but I don't think the cynic in me would allow it to happen. It sucks being so intelligent... or is it more stubbornness?
Oh no! Today is Friday the 13th, the unluckiest day of the year! I know something bad is going to happen today. Stay safe @Gorgeous lady who I love talking to on this forum, and who makes me smile with her warmth and wit every time I read her posts on this forum. !
Don't believe in it and it wont happen
oh well - I think the Chinese think #4 is bad as well. If spock was around he could give his 2 cents worth!I hate the number between 12 and 14. Whenever I read a book I have to read past page 13, when I look at the clock and it says 13 past I stare at the clock until it goes to 14 past, I never pause the dvd or blu ray when it has 13 minutes in the running time display, and I always believe that 13 is cursed.
But thanks to a shot of Midaz with a twist of Diaz, I seriously went to heaven! And for all my devout Christian friends:- it was fucking AWESOME!!!!Very happy to hear you didn't die, @Trala!
Thank you very much, Mr Cleverpants!...Trala!!!!... you're alive!!!!!... I rittern a short poeme forz ya!...
Trala-ta-boom-tiay...
Trala had surgery...
she didn't die today...
we're all happy and gay...
she's in recovery...
we made the discovery...
Trala's alive today...
she still types away...
her partner he is okay...
he got his babe back today...
now he's pampering away...
he doesn't mind eh?...
Trala-ta-boom-tiay...
we're happy you did okay...
keep typing away...
we love hearing what you say...
I've run out of things to say...
I'll shut the fuck up okay?...
you recover well away...
Tral-ta-boom-tiay!!!!...
Trala-ta-boom-tiay...
Trala-ta-boom-tiay...
Trala-ta-boom-tiay...
Trala-ta-boom-tiay!!!!!!!!!!.
...there you go Trala... I hope that you like it... well done for being brave in the end and welcome back my sweet... you know that I don't have to declare my love for you... (it's okay peoples... her terrific partner understands our love for each other lol!)... because you know don't you Trala?... that's my first ever poem/song/ditty that I've ever done for someone Trala and you got it for surviving and not dying!!!!!... (who's a clever girl then?)... I love you Trala!!!!... welcome back!... cheers.
Ha!!It is so refreshing to be in a relationship with someone, and to bring up issues and concerns and be mature enough to talk it out because you love each other enough, weight lifted today[DOUBLEPOST=1423728487][/DOUBLEPOST]
No Cankles there baby
OMG the forum's back!
Ha!!
No catfishin' here, baby!
One, two, back to you!
I want a Fabio von Buttplug and a nursing update!!
Thank you, Reepbot!Oh no! Today is Friday the 13th, the unluckiest day of the year! I know something bad is going to happen today. Stay safe @Gorgeous lady who I love talking to on this forum, and who makes me smile with her warmth and wit every time I read her posts on this forum. !
Unless you are in that back exercise that presents your arse like its a prize!!!!Haha catfishing is so 2013
to answer your question, my back is fucked... and my butt is not
Unless you are in that back exercise that presents your arse like its a prize!!!!
Double dare you to post it!!
I tell you, if I got myself into that position you would need the ambos and a good chiropractor to get me out!Haha not posting it, for certain eyes only
I tell you, if I got myself into that position you would need the ambos and a good chiropractor to get me out!
All you need is a webcam and you could steal my self proclaimed crown of Bendiest Webcam Poster Ever!!!!!
Like circus performer short?!Im very flexible, which is handy since Fabio is quite a bit shorter than me, so its helpful