Like circus performer short?!
Haha no, but noticeably, cute though, when making breakfast he came up behind me and hugged me, his head was roughly between my shoulder blades, Im always big spoon
Like circus performer short?!
Does Fabio know that he is basically a mini celebrity on here? Haha.Haha no, but noticeably, cute though, when making breakfast he came up behind me and hugged me, his head was roughly between my shoulder blades, Im always big spoon
Does Fabio know that he is basically a mini celebrity on here? Haha.
#awkwardOhhh funny story, awhile ago when I had Grindr a guy messaged me "Hi" but it autocorrected to HIV.... I didn't reply
Ha!Ohhh funny story, awhile ago when I had Grindr a guy messaged me "Hi" but it autocorrected to HIV.... I didn't reply
Ha!
I just responded to Kingston regarding thing called hola, and it autocorrected to Ebola!!
I love auto correct awkwardness!
Thank you, Reepbot!
I like you too.
You have really grown on me. I liken you to forum herpes, while at times you can be hard to look at, you are what you are, you don't pretend to be something your not, and the tingle you bring is enjoyable.
You are a good, (though slightly cracked) egg.
Happy Friday the 13th. Without having the 13th, you won't get to embrace the 14th, which is Valentines Day. It's up to you how you choose to process the number 13, I choose to think of it as a number, who does its best and is singled out to be bad luck, when in actual fact all it ever did was follow 12, and sit in the place behind 14.
Good and bad things happen every day. It's up to you what you choose to focus on.
#yearofpositivity
That's okay, but I'm sure you can see how when you mentioned the words "gorgeous lady" and how you love reading her "warmth and wit". It was only natural everyone was going to assume you were talking about me!Thank you for your kind words. But I was actually just talking about inspirationally awesome @Inigo Montoya, because I tagged her in that long comment. Still, I liked that mature way you accepted that compliment.
Sorry about that.
Ohhh funny story, awhile ago when I had Grindr a guy messaged me "Hi" but it autocorrected to HIV.... I didn't reply
Let's play worst pick up lines.Not the best way to start a conversation on a "dating" app
Let's play worst pick up lines.
Did anyone ever tell you your eyes sparkle like a glistening external haemorrhoid?
You're lying!!!!!No but I did have someone say they want to piss in my eyelids
You're lying!!!!!
Why would you want to pee in someones eye?!How would I even come up with that as a lie? Who would even think that? WHO I ASK WHO?
Ask @el'coopo she used to get screen shots of some of the lines I got!
Why would you want to pee in someones eye?!
I mean it would fully sting! And oh my God, what if they were dehydrated and it was the fully stink concentrated piss, or even worse dehydrated, concentrated UTI piss!!!
Is this what the cool kids are doing? Pee'ing in each others eye sockets?!
I looked on my computer they all goneAnd can I just add, I vote that @mutleyp 's screen shots should be made OT public property!
Are you with me team?!