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What have you learned about yourself from BB this year?

SugarMic said:
I've learnt that I want to live with...
@Consuela , @the Theorist and @MADONNA !!!
I was constantly be in stitches and amused :p
Share house on the sunny coast people??? Lol
These 3, amongst others have kept me entertained for the last few months, even when BB hasn't. Thanks :)

Oh, and I also learnt how to put a pic up in here too! YAY :p
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Awwww! xo

Yes sounds marvelous! Can we keep @Consuela locked outside at night though?
 
Ooh I forgot... I also learnt what
Smh means !!!! Woohooo

I'm still trying to work out what the others all mean tho.. Like ... ily and ikr and there's another one I can't remember.
Someone should put up like a mini dictionary thingy so slow peeps like myself can read it instead of asking and looking like a big twat haha
 
Me again... I also learnt that I can't find the thing again where you vote for people in the awards thing.
@Consuela can you help me out with this?
:p

And I think that's about all !
 
SugarMic said:
Me again... I also learnt that I can't find the thing again where you vote for people in the awards thing.
@Consuela can you help me out with this?
:p

And I think that's about all !
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SugarMic

The amount of fluid between your scalp and earlobes could hydrate a small country devoid of H2O

More power to ya

Here is $25 for a new pillow

and a mouthguard



Enjoy

Xx
 
SugarMic said:
Ooh I forgot... I also learnt what
Smh means !!!! Woohooo

I'm still trying to work out what the others all mean tho.. Like ... ily and ikr and there's another one I can't remember.
Someone should put up like a mini dictionary thingy so slow peeps like myself can read it instead of asking and looking like a big twat haha
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You might like:

http://www.urbandictionary.com

Educational at best. Disturbing at it's worst. Enjoy.
 
AntiGretel said:
i learned that waking up in the middle of the night and seeing less than 30 alerts under my name at this forum, (be they "likes" or "quotes" or "direct conversation e-mails" )affected my time in my house because i couldn't ejaculate.
i hated myself for not starting enough likeable threads or posting witty enough stuff that would get me 31+ likes etc
So 6pm to Midnight i would rack my brain for fresh insights & interesting rhetoric that would get me the minimum amount of adulation & recognition that my willy needed to function.
I soon discovered that liking others' posts incessantly, where i thought they were crap posts or almost as good as my magnificent ones etc, that it would shame others into auto_clicking my spectacular contributions
One morning, after an eviction show where i like every comment on every forum topic in every forum category, i awoke to 214 alerts !
It was also the first time since watching the pamela anderson porn video 20 years ago that my nuts just exploded WITHOUT any hands or lips or block of soft cheese coaxing them to orgaZm !
This non stop spunkfest continued for 45 to 55mins, by which time i was booked into the local sperm bank to donate what The Guiness Book people confirmed was the BIGGEST SINGLE DONATION in baby-batter love custard - silky seed HISTORY !!
The average load at sperm donation centre yields the better part of $11 plus a sandwich and glass of cordial
After i emptied my love truncheon's white pearly diamonds, i was awarded a cheque that saw me pay off the mortgage, install a swimming pool AND have enough $$ to ensure that Priya was saved from certain eviction!!
So i learned that i am a peacock and need my feathers viewed, ogled, envied & continually spruiked as the prettiest.
I also learned that no one can spell as perfecktly as i does.
And no one has won as much $$$ on evictees
And i learned that a troll can have a heart; so long as it is the heart of any loser that tries to match wits with me; or cum loads
Either/or.
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Like you, I learned from the Alert system that I am a Narcissisist, and

shut up, and

Priya will not win. I might break out the phone after a 7-year hiatus, not to bury Priya, but that will hopefully be a happy side-effect.
 
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