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What have you learned about yourself from BB this year?

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3Jane

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I'll start. I saw myself reflected in Skye. Unfortunately, not because of her amazing butt.

No, sadly, it's her self-centredness. Her gobsmacking ability to think only of herself when clearly, even if just from a social point of view, others' needs are greater.

Then there is her intolerance of anyone having a joke at her expense, or interfering in the slightest with her ambitions. I could be less like that, and I'm 47.
 
@Tin Bum with a cute photo like yours... you win the universe.

Anyway, I learned that people are going to say mean things but still expect your help and courtesy. Therefore, cut them off because they are users and leechers.
 
I learnt that I find it hard to deal with other peoples opinions when they are 100% opposite mine.

Probably because I'm an only child and think I'm always right...

I also learnt that by talking like a snake people will take me more seriously and probably name me natalisus or ummm saint natalia.

I learnt many things...all of them further enhancing my loss in faith for humanity...nuh just joking.


I also learnt that saying nuuuh just joking when you're not really helps soften an insult.


Lol seriously though I'm joking :)
 
i learned that waking up in the middle of the night and seeing less than 30 alerts under my name at this forum, (be they "likes" or "quotes" or "direct conversation e-mails" )affected my time in my house because i couldn't ejaculate.
i hated myself for not starting enough likeable threads or posting witty enough stuff that would get me 31+ likes etc
So 6pm to Midnight i would rack my brain for fresh insights & interesting rhetoric that would get me the minimum amount of adulation & recognition that my willy needed to function.
I soon discovered that liking others' posts incessantly, where i thought they were crap posts or almost as good as my magnificent ones etc, that it would shame others into auto_clicking my spectacular contributions
One morning, after an eviction show where i like every comment on every forum topic in every forum category, i awoke to 214 alerts !
It was also the first time since watching the pamela anderson porn video 20 years ago that my nuts just exploded WITHOUT any hands or lips or block of soft cheese coaxing them to orgaZm !
This non stop spunkfest continued for 45 to 55mins, by which time i was booked into the local sperm bank to donate what The Guiness Book people confirmed was the BIGGEST SINGLE DONATION in baby-batter love custard - silky seed HISTORY !!
The average load at sperm donation centre yields the better part of $11 plus a sandwich and glass of cordial
After i emptied my love truncheon's white pearly diamonds, i was awarded a cheque that saw me pay off the mortgage, install a swimming pool AND have enough $$ to ensure that Priya was saved from certain eviction!!
So i learned that i am a peacock and need my feathers viewed, ogled, envied & continually spruiked as the prettiest.
I also learned that no one can spell as perfecktly as i does.
And no one has won as much $$$ on evictees
And i learned that a troll can have a heart; so long as it is the heart of any loser that tries to match wits with me; or cum loads
Either/or.
 
*deliberately doesn't like, quote, or tag Anti-Gretel in this reply*.. because so much fluid loss cannot be good for you..
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