Oh ick...that would send me running for the hills.This is the Parktown prawn or the King cricket,it is nasty and doesnt scare easily,it actually jumps at a person.
smells horrible too http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parktown_prawn
most people in Johannesburg are scared of them...nasty,nasty little creatures.Oh and that film District 9 those aliens were based on these things