We've spent the last 112 years since federation trying to rank our capital cities by awesomeness. During that time each city has become known for one thing or another.
Adelaide (SA) - Full of churches and serial killers, and yes there is a correlation between the two.
Brisbane (QLD) - XXXX drinking bogans who wear stubbies, thongs and a bond singlet. (You'll probably have to Google all those terms)
Canberra (ACT) - Full of no good lazy public servants and politicians, so nothing there really.
Darwin (NT) - Population of 5 people who spend their time sweating down by the creek with the crocodiles.
Hobart (TAS) - Full of sister marrying inbreds with two heads and no teeth. Separated from the mainland by a body of water due to health concerns.
Melbourne (VIC) - Pretentious hipsters and arty farty types who think their shit don't stink.
Perth (WA) - Honestly I really don't know what to say about Perth?? I think most Australians forget it's even there and is nothing but a wasteland.
Sydney (NSW) - Have been going on and on about how they were the first colony/state for bloody years but haven't really done anything since but build a bridge, suck at footy and have one of the worst cities to travel in.
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