I firmly have a housemate to loathe!
BEN!
After watching last nights show, I think his "mother" is even a paid actor!
This guy drives me BonKeRs!
The last time we saw this level of fake was when Kystal got her $15 000 D cups out!
He is so calculated. I swear even his badly performed routines have been rehearsed, from the da da da twist again dancing, to the I can use a deep voice and sound like a truck driver talk, to the "I am so socially retarded, I don't even know what yolo means tee hee...", to the fucked up pj selection, to the nigh nigh Nannybear, nigh nigh Mummybear talk, it is fake! Fake! FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He has officially infuriated me to the point I just want to fucking KILL HIS NANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hate his guts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thankfully the only thing I like more than loving a housemate is hating one. We must keep him in just long enough for him not to acquire any prizes.