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The KKK are such a civic-minded bunch really
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http://us.cnn.com/2012/06/12/us/georgia-kkk-highway/index.html
 
believe or not.........

After suffering a knife wound to the stomach while performing fellatio, a teenager in Lesotho became pregnant in 1988 despite being born without a vagina.



Doctors in Lesotho were puzzled when they discovered that a 15 year old patient going into labor did not have a vagina. The girl suffered from a rare birth defect called Mullerian agenesis. They found out that she conceived her child when a jealous ex stabbed her after performing fellatio on her new boyfriend. Apparently, she got stabbed while on an empty stomach, so she did not have enough gastric acids to kill all the sperm, and the stab wounds opened up a path to her uterus, where she got impregnated.

Sperm can last a long time, so be careful.
http://www.omg-facts.com/view/Facts/2172
 
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Mother's fury after judge forces her to CUT OFF 13-year-old daughter's ponytail in court after her girl attacked a toddler with pair of scissors
Kaytlen Lopan cut three-year-old's hair after befriending her in McDonald's
Judge agreed to shorten girl's sentence if mother cut her hair in courtroom
Now family is filing complaint over judge's 'intimidating' order

By LAURA COX
PUBLISHED: 20:45 GMT, 23 June 2012 | UPDATED: 11:36 GMT, 24 June 2012

A mother is furious after a judge ordered her 13-year-old daughter to cut off her ponytail in return for a lesser sentence after she attacked a toddler with scissors and hacked off chunks of her hair. Kaytlen Lopan and an 11-year-old friend launched their assault on the three-year-old at a McDonald’s restaurant in Price, Utah, buying a pair of scissors from a nearby dollar shop and chopping off her long curly locks. Kaytlen was ordered to serve 30 days in detention, pay damages to the victims and serve 276 hours of community service for her part in the attack, at a hearing on May 28.But her mother, Valerie Bruno, took up a judge’s offer of reducing the sentence if she performed a similar hack job to her daughter’s hair. District Juvenile Judge Scott Johansen said he would drop the number of hours by 150 in exchange for the amateur haircut, the Deseret News reported.

‘If she was my daughter, I wouldn't want her with the work crew,’ he said, to which Ms Bruno replied: ‘I know, I thought of that.’
Mr Johansen gave Ms Bruno a pair of scissors and consulted the victim’s mother, Mindy Moss, about what length the girl’s hair should be taken to, eventually ordering Ms Bruno to cut it level with the hairband tying it up. He even gave her advice on the cut, suggesting that Ms Bruno ‘take a little bit at a time’ when she complained that the scissors weren’t good enough.

Ms Moss said she was happy with the outcome, adding that her daughter’s hair had never been cut prior to the attack and had reached down to the middle of her back. But Ms Bruno was furious and has since claimed to have filed a complaint against the judge, although that has not been confirmed by the court. 'She definitely needed to be punished for what had happened,' Ms Bruno told said. 'But I never dreamt it would be that much of a punishment.' She added that she wishes she had never accepted the judge's bargaining offer.
‘I guess I should have went into the courtroom knowing my rights, because I felt very intimidated,’ she said. ‘An eye for an eye, that's not how you teach kids right from wrong.' The 11-year-old accused alongside Kaytlen was ordered by Mr Johansen to have her hair cut as short as his, but was allowed to get it done at a salon, rather than in the courtroom.
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The anchors at the beginning of the video aren't taking the story too seriously but if it was my child's hair that was hacked off by another older child I'd be pretty bloody upset, how friggin invasive and traumatic for the 3 year old.

The perpetrator also has charges pending in another case
Kaytlen also admitted to charges in another case regarding eight months of phone calls that she made to a Colorado teen, threatening rape and mutilation.
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Besides the tallulah spelling of her name there is clearly something very wrong with this little girl


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...king-chunks-toddlers-locks.html#ixzz1yiD7G5yD
 
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/world/hairy-sex-dwarf-known-as-a-tokoloshe-stalking-victims/story-e6frev00-1226410915584

Hairy sex dwarf known as a Tokoloshe stalking victims

WOMEN are living in fear of a hairy sex dwarf reported to suck on his unsuspecting victims.

The creature known as a Tokoloshe has apparently been causing havoc in the village Bethanie in Namibia, southern Africa,since early this year.

“The Tokoloshe sexually abused us,” reported Veterika Gawises, a 37-year old mother of six children.

Gawises said that she was shocked by the ordeal and is very afraid as this unexplained phenomenon presents a particular kind of hell for women in the village.

Another woman who reportedly suffered the torment of the breast-sucking tokoloshe refused to speak out of fear.

The husband of Gawises reiterated the claims about the tokoloshe and said: “My wife and some other women complained about the sexually abusive breast-sucking tokoloshe at Bethanie.”

The residents are now hoping to bring in prophets to pray for them as the matter has gotten out of hand, but the fees charged to exorcise the town are exorbitant and beyond the means of the poverty-stricken rural community.

“We plan to bring prophets, one of whom has asked for N$10 000, while another asked for N$2 800 to pray for us,” Gawises said.

An elderly married man at the town is suspected of being behind the sexually abusive tokoloshe.

According to Gawises the man asked them for forgiveness and has said that “the thing is not meant to harm you, but was sent to someone else.”

The existence of this mythical creature can not be verified and to date no proof exists to verify the veracity of the reports from the village of Bethanie.
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That's really upper crust royal memorabilia! 31-year-old slice of toast from Prince Charles' pre-wedding breakfast up for auction

The uneaten morsel was part of the breakfast served to Prince Charles on the morning he married Lady Diana Spencer on July 29, 1981

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Apparantly it could fetch up to £500 lol

READ MORE HERE
 
Real life Muriel:

Single astrologer plans wedding with no groom
18:30 AEST Mon Aug 6 2012

A Sydney woman who has already planned and paid for her April wedding is now just waiting for the planets to align so she can find a potential husband.

Anita Chakra Burtty, a 42-year-old astrologist, is "100 percent convinced" she will find her future husband in October or November, she told Channel Nine’s A Current Affair.

"Hopefully once he meets me he'll realise I'm a very fun, a very generous and I'm a very kind a loving person and he won't mind that I'm only a tiny bit insane," she said.

Ms Burtty has set the wedding date, bought her dress, visited the florist and settled on a beachside barbecue reception at Coogee.

She has even invited friends and family from England to celebrate her big day.

"All I need now is a groom," Ms Burtty said.

Her best friend, Jeremy, said he changed his wedding date to fit in with hers and hopes she isn't let down.

"We were just planning dates at the time so you know, I wouldn't be a good friend to Anita unless I believed in her and supported her," he said.

"Obviously it's a bit out there but the world's a strange place and I've seen weirder things happen so I guess we'll find out in six to eight months."

Source: A Current Affair
Author: Emily Crane. Approving editor: Matthew Henry

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Villagers mistake sex toy for mystical mushroom
09:00 AEST Wed Jun 20 2012
53 days 14 hours 41 minutes ago
Nick Pearson, ninemsn

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The sex toy mistaken for a mushroom.

A Chinese village and a television journalist have found themselves the subject of worldwide ridicule after they apparently mistook a sex toy for a mystical fungus.

Villagers outside the western city of Xi'an discovered the artificial vagina when drilling a new well-shaft, US network ABC reported.

Unable to identify the white, flexible object, villagers reportedly concluded it was a mystical mushroom of the lingzhi variety, able to give people immortality.

"When the Emperor Qin Shi Huang was on the hunt for the secret to longevity, it is said he discovered this lingzhi was the answer," a young reporter from Xi'an Up Close said.

Many viewers of the program recognised the object as a sex toy, prompting the station to issue an apology for their error.

"As our reporter was still very young and unwise to the ways of the world, this report has brought great inconvenience to everyone," they wrote.

"We'd like to take this opportunity to thank everyone from the bottom of our hearts for your criticism and correction.

"Please forgive our oversight!"

The TV report has now gone viral, with amused viewers mocking the villagers or praising them for their purity.

Source: ABC News, Weibo.
Author: Nick Pearson, Approving editor: Henri Paget
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From here.
 
'Woman blamed nonexistent twin for theft'
August 23, 2012
3:59AM

POLICE say a US woman blamed her nonexistent twin sister for stealing items from a hotel room.

The Beaver County Times reports that police charged 31-year-old Jennifer Brown, of Rochester, Pennsylvania, with false reports and theft.

State police say Ms Brown took some bed clothes, an alarm clock, coffee pot, basket and a hair dryer - worth a total of $US206 ($196)- from the Holiday Inn in Big Beaver on August 5. Police say they found Ms Brown in another hotel nearby and she claimed her twin sister had taken the items.

When police found no record of a sister, they say Ms Brown claimed her sister had just returned the items, which police found in the other hotel room.

Ms Brown doesn't have an attorney. Police say relatives confirmed she doesn't have a twin.
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From here.
 
http://www.cbc.ca/news/offbeat/story/2012/08/22/fresco-ruined-woman.html

Woman ruins Spanish fresco in restoration attempt

A 19th century fresco has been ruined by an elderly Spanish woman who attempted to restore the mural.

The unnamed woman, said to be in her 80s, was attempting to fix Ecco Homo by painter Elias Garcia Martinez. The painting, a sophisticated depiction of Jesus with the crown of thorns around his head, has been transformed into an amateurish, almost cartoon-like portrait.

The woman had never received permission for the restoration work.

The U.K.'s Independent reported that the damage was discovered after Martinez's granddaughter made a donation to the Centro de Estudios Borjanos, which holds an archive of local religious artworks.

When staff went to check on the work at the Santuario de Misericodia church in Borja, near Zaragoza in northeastern Spain, they discovered the painting had been altered, the paper reported.

Culture councillor Juan Maria de Ojeda told the Spanish newspaper El Pais that the woman said she had "good intentions." But he added that "she had gotten out of hand."

The artwork is said to have little artistic importance, the Independent reported, but it did have some local sentimental value.

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Missing woman unwittingly joins search party looking for herself
QMI Agency
First posted: Tuesday, August 28, 2012 07:17 PM EDT

A group of tourists spent hours Saturday night looking for a missing woman near Iceland's Eldgja canyon, only to find her among the search party.

The group was travelling through Iceland on a tour bus and stopped near the volcanic canyon in the southern highlands Saturday afternoon, reports the Icelandic news organization mbl.is.

One of the women on the bus left to change her clothes and freshen up. When she came back, her busmates didn't recognize her.

Soon, there was word of a missing passenger. The woman didn't recognize the description of herself, and joined in the search.

About 50 people searched the terrain by vehicles and on foot. The coast guard was even readying a helicopter to help.

But the search was called off at about 3 a.m., when it became clear the missing woman was, in fact, accounted for and searching for herself.
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From The Ottawa Sun.
 
lol :)

Man stopped by police in Salisbury for driving with a TV cabinet strapped to his car bonnet

Pam Brombal
News Review Messenger
September 19, 201211:42AM

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Police fining a man for driving with a TV cabinet strapped to the bonnet of his car. Picture: Supplied Source: adelaidenow

NO ROOF rack? No problem - or so thought the driver of this vehicle.
The male driver was stopped by police after he was spotted driving on Wiltshire St, Salisbury, with a TV cabinet strapped to his car bonnet.

The incident happened on Thursday, September 13, at 3.40pm.

Elizabeth Police Superintendent David O'Donovan said the driver's actions were "dangerous and absolutely ridiculous''.

"While the picture itself might seem humorous, this could easily have ended in tragedy with someone seriously injured or killed if the cabinet had come off while driving,'' Supt O'Donovan said.

"Not to even mention the fact that the driver simply could not see what was in front of him, which is generally fairly important when you are driving.

"The risks posed to occupants of the vehicle and anyone else who happened to be in the near vicinity are enormous.

"People need to stop and think and please put safety first at all times when driving.''

The driver was issued with an expiation notice for driving without having a clear view of the road.
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