The Priya and Skye Enthusiasts' Tea Lounge

[Melore]

Tea lounge? RIDICULOUS.

At this stage, we need VODKA

I can only fit in so many chaise longues for fallen ladies, though...

 

[Tee]

http://www.behindbigbrother.com/forums/threads/finale-night-drinks-2014.53629/#post-2120690

 

[AntiGretel]

Yes that's the dastardly old slore - looks slightly younger than The Andes. Of course given her age the pregnancy thing is just a ruse (although I'm sure the belly is real) and the songs she erm...'sings' are all just twatwaffle about what a slut she's been and about as profound as skye's anal bleaching. Although YOU Melore...where is she....YOU Melore....is that enough ice Beebs (?)....could do well to have some form of entertainment in this empty cricket's dive.....perhaps the dulcet tones of Madame Gina from the film noir feature film and seminal classic Porco Rosso I mentioned earlier, she would spruce the place up a bit *leans over to beebs* if she could afford her - and some new wallpaper wouldn't hurt either.

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http://www.behindbigbrother.com/forums/threads/finale-night-drinks-2014.53629/#post-2120690

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I've just realised something. The two times I've really seen Skye go off the rails - on the stairs with Ryan and in the lounge with Lawson the other night - Priya wasn't there. In the first instance, Priya entered after and was asking Jason wtf happened and in the second she was stuck in the Sanctuary.

After seeing their discussion in the bedroom last night, I'm starting to think this isn't a coincidence.

 

[Melore]

The Queen sails out majestically. Long live the Queen.

The Skye also rises.

 

[Melore]

I have been looking into changing the name to the @Mavis Beacon Memorial Tea Shack... (Do not test my patience, Mavis. I am all out of pep today. However, a selection of quality newspapers has been fanned out for your perusal and ladylike edification.)

 

[Mavis Beacon]

I have been looking into changing the name to the @Mavis Beacon Memorial Tea Shack... (Do not test my patience, Mavis. I am all out of pep today. However, a selection of quality newspapers has been fanned out for your perusal and ladylike edification.)

Are they for reading or evening up the table legs.

 

[Tee]

Hey Ning Nongs!

I think I fucked the link up when I dropped it here last night. If you were witness to my attempt at a Daily Thread yesterday, the fuck up would be expected...

Anyway one, two, back to you. We are holding forum drinks tonight and everyone is invited (except for @delcan).

Come say hello.

http://www.behindbigbrother.com/forums/threads/finale-night-drinks-2014.53629/

 

[Melore]

Are they for reading or evening up the table legs.

They are for self-improvement - but if you find your own legs are a bit stumpy, by all means...

 

[Mavis Beacon]

They are for self-improvement - but if you find your own legs are a bit stumpy, by all means...

In that case I won't be needing them for either.

At any rate Kismet and I will have enough to discuss, and require a (clean) table in the lounge proper - and isn't that a stretch - your having a lounge that's 'proper', by a window but away from the cheerleaders and that bag lady drunk who poses as part of the shabby furniture (starts with b, ends in eaverhausen) so we can think-tank how to get Priya out of the clutches of your snickers bar cult before she's excommunicated by that lovely Argentinian pope and ends up waiting tables in well....*runs gloved finger across edge of front counter, arches an eyebrow and turns up nose....shudders*....in a place like this. As per the booking made earlier we will be in for lunch - or afternoon tea or 'tunch' as I've started calling it (i think that will really start to catch on and take off) between ten and four, or five.


p.s. Butters tells me she still has the squirts - poor pet, so I'll be bringing my own sandwiches.

 

[Melore]

One minute, Bacon! I have come to my senses. (Pity sometimes does overwhelm the kindhearted.)

You don't like Priya. You don't like Skye. You are sojourning with an unmentionable. And you have suggested Miss Beaverhausen is a lush! I'll have you know she is the most glamorous lush this estab has ever hosted.

OUT OUT OUT! The doors are closed.

 

[Mavis Beacon]

One minute, Bacon! I have come to my senses. (Pity sometimes does overwhelm the kindhearted.)

You don't like Priya. You don't like Skye. You are sojourning with an unmentionable. And you have suggested Miss Beaverhausen is a lush! I'll have you know she is the most glamorous lush this estab has ever hosted.

OUT OUT OUT! The doors are closed.

RACIST!

 

[Melore]

Very very cross. Very cross.

 

[Mavis Beacon]

so...................................................i'll see you between 10 and fourish, or five?

 

[MADONNA]

Melore, you need a FINAL SOLUTION for THE BEACON PROBLEM.

Start enforcing a NO FAT CHICKS rule.

 

[Mavis Beacon]

Melore, you need a FINAL SOLUTION for THE BEACON PROBLEM.

Start enforcing a NO FAT CHICKS rule.

*blinks*


but i'm not fat....i'm dainty as OHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh i see what's going on here, AGAIN.

 

[Melore]

Melore, you need a FINAL SOLUTION for THE BEACON PROBLEM.

Start enforcing a NO FAT CHICKS rule.

It's my own fault. I took pity on her scurrying around at the door hoovering up cake crumbs with her sad tired mouth...

 

[MADONNA]

It's my own fault. I took pity on her scurrying around at the door hoovering up cake crumbs with her sad tired mouth...

I'm surprised she could get down that far.

Oh that must've been why there was that firetruck outside last week when I was passing by, to help a bitch up.

 

[Melore]

I was just trying to work out what a grand dragon was... my lord! Goggled it. The poor addled woman is wrapt up in dreams of her youth in the south, back in the early parts of last century.

 

[AntiGretel]

I'm surprised she could get down that far.

Oh that must've been why there was that firetruck outside last week when I was passing by, to help a bitch up.

when is a cat fight not a cat fight?

when it filled with dogs

Which is by no means the case, here

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I was just trying to work out what a grand dragon was... my lord! Goggled it. The poor addled woman is wrapt up in dreams of her youth in the south, back in the early parts of last century.

Ahh.. No comments from the cheap seats, please

Allow the bitchfest to play on

Ta

 

[Melore]

when is a cat fight not a cat fight?

when it filled with dogs

Which is by no means the case, here

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Ahh.. No comments from the cheap seats, please

Allow the bitchfest to play on

Ta

It's a pillowfight, silly.