The Bachelors AU 2023

February

I think, therefore I am, I think ...
Jed's an interesting one. I like him 😊
Felix seems pleasant enough. Fairly ordinary.
Thomas, also pleasant enough.
ETA in fact, Osher's looking good!
 

February

I think, therefore I am, I think ...
And here we go, bring on the fat lip and fake hair brigade!
I hope there are a few natural girls amongst them.
Normal second girl alert! Yay!
Ooh, this is awkward. But good 🤭
This is so different ...
 
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February

I think, therefore I am, I think ...
I thought it was a good opening episode too. I like the fact none of the girls had a clue that there were 3 bachelors.
It was funny when one of them looked worried saying there are awful lot of girls here! 😂
If I hadn't known, I'd have thought Thomas was gay. Very gentle, well spoken and pleasant.
 

February

I think, therefore I am, I think ...
I like Kristian and Thomas as a couple.but if that doesnt work, Thomas and Meglos 🥰
 

February

I think, therefore I am, I think ...
CJ > ew! Rough as!
Edit: that was a bit rude of me. Most of the girls seem really nice. Just that last one took me by surprise!
Tash is revolting.


Felix is a nob head! 😑
 
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sav0001

Well-Known Member
I can see this show ending very soon, last night's premiere episode only just rated above 300k, the lowest ever ratings for a Bachelor episode.
 

Meglos

HAVE A NECTARINE, GONK
CJ > ew! Rough as!
Edit: that was a bit rude of me. Most of the girls seem really nice. Just that last one took me by surprise!
Tash is revolting.


Felix is a nob head! 😑
Yeah I've revised my opinion on all three guys being 'nice'.
Felix can't keep it in his pants for 5 minutes.
 

Melore

Tiny Member
Osher keeps saying proudly that there are no fake flowers, candles or fairy lights. One of the main reasons I watch is for the mansion decked out in sparkly lights and the garlands of out-of-season fake wisteria!
 

February

I think, therefore I am, I think ...
Wow, that was a nasty episode. I hope Trash goes fast, and the dreg side kick whose name is insignificant.
 

Meglos

HAVE A NECTARINE, GONK
Wow, that was a nasty episode. I hope Trash goes fast, and the dreg side kick whose name is insignificant.
I hope it's all scripted, because if this is the way people behave, there's no hope for society.

Entertainingly delusional.
 

Melore

Tiny Member
Tash is insufferable. Even so, I would appreciate a heads-up that my favourite on a dating show, where traditionally all the contests are expected to be single, had an open relationship going on on the outside. If she was waiting for one-on-one time to tell him, she could have told him in between pirouettes on their first date, but then she would probably not have got onto the show, so...
 

February

I think, therefore I am, I think ...
Thomas and Kiki.. oh no.
In what way, Meglos?

There was so much 💩 going on last night, I didn't bother posting.
That girl who keeps pawing over Felix needs a good slap. And he goes along with it, disrectfully in front of the other girls.
 

Meglos

HAVE A NECTARINE, GONK
In what way, Meglos?

There was so much 💩 going on last night, I didn't bother posting.
That girl who keeps pawing over Felix needs a good slap. And he goes along with it, disrectfully in front of the other girls.
He really likes her, but she doesn't want any more kids.
 
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