I declared Michael the hottest first so y'all thirsty bitches best step off - cos he my man!
You poor thing...
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You poor thing...
I think Sam will be pretty good as Bachelorette. She's kind of awkward and not a smooth talker so I think she'll be relatable, and I can't really see her being a douchebag with them.
Looking at them on the Project last night, there are a few more good looking than I thought they were, and I'm sure some will become more or less attractive as we see what their personalities are like.
But... if I WAS going on first impressions of looks.. I don't know what you all are going on about Michael the soccer player for lol. His eyes are squinty.
Looking at them on the Project last night, there are a few more good looking than I thought they were, and I'm sure some will become more or less attractive as we see what their personalities are like.
But... if I WAS going on first impressions of looks.. I don't know what you all are going on about Michael the soccer player for lol. His eyes are squinty.
FatPants
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Drinking beer, NOT having a six pack and avoiding talking about Blake Garvey: The Bachelorette's 14 hopeful heartthrobs reveal their tactics for wooing Sam Frost
By Laura Evans for Daily Mail Australia
Published: 01:26 EST, 23 September 2015 | Updated: 02:47 EST, 23 September 2015
By Laura Evans for Daily Mail Australia
Published: 01:26 EST, 23 September 2015 | Updated: 02:47 EST, 23 September 2015
It's less than 24 hours until their on screen debut on The Bachelorette, when they will set out to win Sam Frost's heart.
And the 14 hopeful heartthrobs sat down with The Project on Tuesday night, ahead of their debut, to reveal what they hope will make them stand out from the crowd.
Dubious qualities such as being a 'full blown legend', NOT having a six pack and avoiding talking about Blake Garvey, are just some of the tactics the 26-year-old star can expect to see in full swing.
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Drinking beer, NOT having a six pack and avoiding talking about Blake Garvey: The Bachelorette's 14 hopeful heartthrobs reveal their tactics for wooing Sam Frost
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'Full blown legend': Cheeky chappie Davey Lloyd, a carpenter from South Narrabeen, reveals Sam saw straight through his charm offensive
Cheeky chappie Davey Lloyd, a carpenter from South Narrabeen, revealed the brunette beauty saw straight through his charm offensive.
When asked to describe himself in three words he said he told Sam he was a 'full blown legend', while she quickly demised he was a 'confident ladies' man'.
Meanwhile, sleep technician Drew Woolford, 31, says his defining feature is not just his long locks, but the fact that he DOESN'T have a six-pack.
Elsewhere, handsome professional footballer Michael Turnball, 34, says he's opting for a more hands-off approach and will bide his time.
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All the single men! Lucky Sam will soon be inundated with men trying to woo her
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'I'm banking on the other guys going in and self-destructing,' said footballer Michael Turnball
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'People did say, like, probably don't mention it': British hunk Alex Cameron says he's not planning to bring up Sam's failed romance with former Bachelor star Blake Garvey
'I'm banking on the other guys going in and self-destructing,' says the sports star.
Meanwhile, Brit charmer Alex Cameron, 35, a financial consultant, reveals he plans to steer well clear of talking about Sam's infamous ex Blake Garvey, who famously dumped her after proposing to her on The Bachelor Australia 2014.
'People did say, like, probably don't mention it,' he confessed to camera.
Elsewhere, Kayne a 25-year-old mining electrician from Western Australia, quipped that it would be more suitable if guys were given a beer, instead of a rose.
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Not packing it: Sleep technician Drew Woolford, 31, revealed his defining feature is not just his long locks, but the fact that he DOESN'T have a six-pack
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Forget roses: Kayne a 25-year-old mining electrician from Western Australia quipped that it would be more suitable if guys were given a beer, instead of a rose
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Model behaviour: Will David's handsome good locks have Sam going gooey inside?
While the boys are eagerly anticipating the start of the series, Sam has also been looking upbeat.
The beaming beauty jetted out of Sydney on Tuesday and was believed to be en route to Melbourne, ahead of an appearance on The Project on Wednesday night.
Speaking ahead of the show's première, the star hinted to The Daily Telegraph earlier this week that she is still with the man she gives her final rose to.
Whilst not categorically confirming whether they are still together, she said: 'I am very happy and I do feel very blessed and I do think sometimes I can't believe I was going to say no,' she confessed.
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Trolley dolly: Tony, 32, is an airline cabin manager from Queensland
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Bromance! The boys admitted to forming strong friendships while on the show
With the tables turned from the time she was waiting anxiously to be picked on The Bachelor, she has spent two months enjoying lavish dates with male contestants.
Previously, Sam faced the ignominy of being jilted when former Bachelor Blake, a 32-year-old auctioneer and former topless waiter, who got down on one knee and proposed during the show's finale last year.
But just weeks after, he called it all off and fled to Thailand with contestant Louise Pillidge, who made it to the final three but was sent home before Sam and Lisa Hyde.
The Bachelorette premieres on Wednesday at 7.30pm on Channel Ten.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...l-tactics-wooing-Sam-Frost.html#ixzz3mWAuisMR
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FatPants
Dogs are the best people
sorceress86
Well-Known Member
That's why it's not as entertaining, guys don't compete like girls do! They're so submissive lol.
There might be some ego clashes though!
I am being summoned to dinner tonight so I'll expect lots of updates on here!
Connoisseur
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No they just see for what it is, an excuse to get on the telly and have a story to tell their grandkids. I feel sorry for the mug who actually believes they can find 'real' love on this set up and ends up with the female bachie.
Good luck with that cobber. 
Oh males do compete when their heart is 100% set on getting something. That clearly isn't the case here.
No they just see for what it is, an excuse to get on the telly and have a story to tell their grandkids. I feel sorry for the mug who actually believes they can find 'real' love on this set up and ends up with the female bachie.
Oh males do compete when their heart is 100% set on getting something. That clearly isn't the case here.
It hasn't even started yet lol. Wait till at least ep2 to pass that judgement
lol saw the link to this on the Bach forum. Extremely inappropriate and funny.
Bachelorette Sam – A Preliminary Assessment of the Bachelor BuffetO
21SEP
Hola, lovers! Are you prepared for Wednesday night? Have you too packed so much booze into your house that your fridge is overflowing, your hallway is blocked and you’ve taken to peeing next to the Oleander with the Dog?
No? Well what are you waiting for?!
To pass the time until the Golden Hour, we’ve been reading every article from every dismal receptacle of journalism we can find in order to learn about the eager chaps who will soon be tuxedo-dueling over last year’s rejectee Sam Frost. Speaking of Sam, it’s been a whole year since she was pried from Blake’s arms by the motherly Louise, and in that time she’s not only managed to dye her hair, she’s also lost all the weight she gained gobbling down Louise’s delicious baking in the house.
Yay Sam!
Then again, could that have been Louise’s plan all along? Is it possible she intentionally porked-up the one woman she knew was her true competition? Did Blake only realise Louise was the one when Sam took her Spanx off and showed him her scone rolls?
Oh Louise, you fooled us all and we belatedly bow down to your cunning, culinary genius.
Anyhoo, back to this year’s crop of would-be Frost-rooters because we thought we’d scrutinize their looks and poke them with a stick and generally show-off our notoriously inaccurate first impressions. Hooray!
WARNING: If you get all squeamish and shrill about looks-based judgements, do not read any further and for the love of sweet Christ never, ever join Instagram.
1. Davey
Occupation: Carpenter
First impressions: eggplant.
Second impressions: Mario.
Winning potential: unlikely.
Ginger genes potential: sad and nonexistent
Character he will portray on show: the David that is neither an international model nor an infinitely sexable plummer.
Character he would play on another show: Four-litre cask of boxed claret.
2. Dave
Occupation: Plummer.
First impressions: Farmer Wants a wife.
Second impressions: Slightly more rootable than Peter Phelps.
Chances of winning: moderate.
Ginger genes potential: fair
Character he will play on the show: the down-to-earth one
Character he would play on another show: Anyone on Packed to the Rafters
3. Sasha
Occupation: Construction Manager
First impressions: short arms
Second impressions: short arms could mean girth
Chances of winning: moderate-to-high
Ginger genes potential: zero
Character he will play on the show: the strong, silent, sex-on-a-stick one.
Character he would play on another show: cheating stockbroker
4. Will
Occupation: Doctor Who musician
First impressions: dapper
Second impressions: tiny and pale without clothes on
Chances of winning: low
Ginger genes potential: promising
Character he will play on the show: the quirky one who fears beach dates and whips out his guitar when no-one wants him to
Character he would play on another show: Head Munchkin
5. Richie
Occupation: professional abseiler
First Impressions: possibly ginger
Second impressions: should wear less clothes
Chances of winning: moderate, possibly high
Ginger genes potential: excellent
Character he will play on show: the one who will reveal rootable body when least suspected.
Character he would play on another show: Rick Astley
6. Tony
Occupation: stewardess flight cabin manager
First impressions: slightly orange
Second impressions: bow tie
Chances of winning: low
Ginger genes potential: sad
Character he will play on the show: the one who weeps when the other guys leave
Character he would play on another show: oompaloompa
7. Luke
Occupation: Marketing Manager
First impressions: straining
Second impressions: bleeding from the rectum
Chances of winning: none
Ginger genes potential: dismal
Character he will play on the show: the scaly one who’s always blocking the toilet.
Character he would play on another show: Stressed kebab shop owner
Bachelorette Sam – A Preliminary Assessment of the Bachelor BuffetO
21SEP
Hola, lovers! Are you prepared for Wednesday night? Have you too packed so much booze into your house that your fridge is overflowing, your hallway is blocked and you’ve taken to peeing next to the Oleander with the Dog?
No? Well what are you waiting for?!
To pass the time until the Golden Hour, we’ve been reading every article from every dismal receptacle of journalism we can find in order to learn about the eager chaps who will soon be tuxedo-dueling over last year’s rejectee Sam Frost. Speaking of Sam, it’s been a whole year since she was pried from Blake’s arms by the motherly Louise, and in that time she’s not only managed to dye her hair, she’s also lost all the weight she gained gobbling down Louise’s delicious baking in the house.
Yay Sam!
Then again, could that have been Louise’s plan all along? Is it possible she intentionally porked-up the one woman she knew was her true competition? Did Blake only realise Louise was the one when Sam took her Spanx off and showed him her scone rolls?
Oh Louise, you fooled us all and we belatedly bow down to your cunning, culinary genius.
Anyhoo, back to this year’s crop of would-be Frost-rooters because we thought we’d scrutinize their looks and poke them with a stick and generally show-off our notoriously inaccurate first impressions. Hooray!
WARNING: If you get all squeamish and shrill about looks-based judgements, do not read any further and for the love of sweet Christ never, ever join Instagram.
1. Davey
Occupation: Carpenter
First impressions: eggplant.
Second impressions: Mario.
Winning potential: unlikely.
Ginger genes potential: sad and nonexistent
Character he will portray on show: the David that is neither an international model nor an infinitely sexable plummer.
Character he would play on another show: Four-litre cask of boxed claret.
2. Dave
Occupation: Plummer.
First impressions: Farmer Wants a wife.
Second impressions: Slightly more rootable than Peter Phelps.
Chances of winning: moderate.
Ginger genes potential: fair
Character he will play on the show: the down-to-earth one
Character he would play on another show: Anyone on Packed to the Rafters
3. Sasha
Occupation: Construction Manager
First impressions: short arms
Second impressions: short arms could mean girth
Chances of winning: moderate-to-high
Ginger genes potential: zero
Character he will play on the show: the strong, silent, sex-on-a-stick one.
Character he would play on another show: cheating stockbroker
4. Will
Occupation: Doctor Who musician
First impressions: dapper
Second impressions: tiny and pale without clothes on
Chances of winning: low
Ginger genes potential: promising
Character he will play on the show: the quirky one who fears beach dates and whips out his guitar when no-one wants him to
Character he would play on another show: Head Munchkin
5. Richie
Occupation: professional abseiler
First Impressions: possibly ginger
Second impressions: should wear less clothes
Chances of winning: moderate, possibly high
Ginger genes potential: excellent
Character he will play on show: the one who will reveal rootable body when least suspected.
Character he would play on another show: Rick Astley
6. Tony
Occupation: stewardess flight cabin manager
First impressions: slightly orange
Second impressions: bow tie
Chances of winning: low
Ginger genes potential: sad
Character he will play on the show: the one who weeps when the other guys leave
Character he would play on another show: oompaloompa
7. Luke
Occupation: Marketing Manager
First impressions: straining
Second impressions: bleeding from the rectum
Chances of winning: none
Ginger genes potential: dismal
Character he will play on the show: the scaly one who’s always blocking the toilet.
Character he would play on another show: Stressed kebab shop owner
8. Michael
Occupation: Professional Footballer
First impressions: orangey
Second impressions: not to be trusted with your drink
Chances of winning: moderate, possibly high
Ginger genes potential: moderate
Character he will play on the show: the one Sam really wants to like because he has a cool job
Character he would play on another show: Serial rapist on SVU
9. Kanye Kayne
Occupation: Mining Electrician
First Impressions: thankfully doesn’t look like Kanye
Second impressions: table cloth shirt and napkin ready for pizza eating
Chances of winning: high
Ginger genes potential: moderate
Character he will play on show: the nice guy
Character he would play on another show: Matthew from Downton Abbey
10. Kieren
Occupation: exercise physiologist
First impressions: Drako Malfoy
Second impressions: velvet
Chances of winning: poor.
Ginger genes potential: blessedly high
Character he will play on show: the guy who keeps having to explain his fucking job.
Character he would play on another show: blonde guy on treadmill
11. David
Occupation: International Model
First Impression: sharp teeth
Second impressions: possibly crap naked
Chances of winning: low to moderate
Ginger genes potential: reasonable
Character he will play on show: the other one Sam wants to like because he’s got a cool job
Character he would play on another show: Flesh-eating hairdresser
12. Drew
Occupation: Sleep Technician
First impressions: Keith Urban
Second impressions: Sorry Keith Urban
Chances of winning: none
Ginger genes potential: moderate
Character he will play on show: the one who always wants Sam to wear a curly red wig
Character he would play on another show: aspiring Fabio
13. Shane
Occupation: Charity Ambassador
First impressions: Wooly
Second impressions: Whitney
Chances of winning: Low
Ginger genes potential quite good
Character he will play on show: the one who has no chance
Character he would play on another show: Exceptionally tall Hobbit
14. Alex
Occupation: Financial somethingorother
First impressions: root me
Second impressions: root me HARD
Chances of winning: high if Sam has taste
Ginger genes potential: through the ROOF!
Character he will play on show: the STAR!
Character he would play on another show: Ludicrously hot porn daddy
Rico reckons based on our gut instincts and what the Dog read in his tea leaves this morning, Kanye, Sasha Alex and Richie will be the ones to watch, with maybe a bit of farmer Dave thrown in there. But then again our instincts are notoriously feeble without help, and that means Michael and his Rohypnol eyes will probably take this thing out, with lil’ Keith and flesh-eating David coming a close second.
Occupation: Professional Footballer
First impressions: orangey
Second impressions: not to be trusted with your drink
Chances of winning: moderate, possibly high
Ginger genes potential: moderate
Character he will play on the show: the one Sam really wants to like because he has a cool job
Character he would play on another show: Serial rapist on SVU
9. Kanye Kayne
Occupation: Mining Electrician
First Impressions: thankfully doesn’t look like Kanye
Second impressions: table cloth shirt and napkin ready for pizza eating
Chances of winning: high
Ginger genes potential: moderate
Character he will play on show: the nice guy
Character he would play on another show: Matthew from Downton Abbey
10. Kieren
Occupation: exercise physiologist
First impressions: Drako Malfoy
Second impressions: velvet
Chances of winning: poor.
Ginger genes potential: blessedly high
Character he will play on show: the guy who keeps having to explain his fucking job.
Character he would play on another show: blonde guy on treadmill
11. David
Occupation: International Model
First Impression: sharp teeth
Second impressions: possibly crap naked
Chances of winning: low to moderate
Ginger genes potential: reasonable
Character he will play on show: the other one Sam wants to like because he’s got a cool job
Character he would play on another show: Flesh-eating hairdresser
12. Drew
Occupation: Sleep Technician
First impressions: Keith Urban
Second impressions: Sorry Keith Urban
Chances of winning: none
Ginger genes potential: moderate
Character he will play on show: the one who always wants Sam to wear a curly red wig
Character he would play on another show: aspiring Fabio
13. Shane
Occupation: Charity Ambassador
First impressions: Wooly
Second impressions: Whitney
Chances of winning: Low
Ginger genes potential quite good
Character he will play on show: the one who has no chance
Character he would play on another show: Exceptionally tall Hobbit
14. Alex
Occupation: Financial somethingorother
First impressions: root me
Second impressions: root me HARD
Chances of winning: high if Sam has taste
Ginger genes potential: through the ROOF!
Character he will play on show: the STAR!
Character he would play on another show: Ludicrously hot porn daddy
Rico reckons based on our gut instincts and what the Dog read in his tea leaves this morning, Kanye, Sasha Alex and Richie will be the ones to watch, with maybe a bit of farmer Dave thrown in there. But then again our instincts are notoriously feeble without help, and that means Michael and his Rohypnol eyes will probably take this thing out, with lil’ Keith and flesh-eating David coming a close second.
sorceress86
Well-Known Member
LOL!!!! Omg that's terrible.
jessy_girl
Well-Known Member
Lol so funny.
kxk
SAPIOSEXUAL
WILL
Occupation: Doctor Who musician
OMG, now I have to watch this - and is she kind of nuts?
How could she have liked that creepy dude on Celeb Apprentice? Won't she just pick the most repulsive user?
She should instead be married at first sight, someone else should pick for this girl.
Occupation: Doctor Who musician
OMG, now I have to watch this - and is she kind of nuts?
How could she have liked that creepy dude on Celeb Apprentice? Won't she just pick the most repulsive user?
She should instead be married at first sight, someone else should pick for this girl.