I'm totally over the DM stuff ... after copying and pasting it for a week and adding my sarcastic jibes in ... well I think I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMOOOORRREEEE lol
(don't worry = they're not about to cart me off in a padded van just yet)-
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(don't worry = they're not about to cart me off in a padded van just yet)
I'm totally over the DM stuff ... after copying and pasting it for a week and adding my sarcastic jibes in ... well I think I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMOOOORRREEEE lol
but...but... your sarcastic jibes are what I look forward to lol
maybe they are contacts!! <scandalous>Usual stunning feats of journalistic integrity from DM.
Amongst the myriad of articles from today, this caught my eye:
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The eyes have it: Sam can't resist Lana's dreamy chocolate eyes
Since when is chocolate blue?
Idiots.
thanks - and I'll probably do it again ... just this morning ... I looked and I was totally MEH ... of course being a tad busy in the office doesn't help matters
(on a Friday ffs - they have some nerve!!!)
she hasn't won you over to the H-team just a little bit yet? mannnnnnnnnn you're tough!!
sorceress86
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lol no, she just doesn't sell it for me, she's too good looking and charismatic to play the bridesmaid/wall flower type.
- rachelannejonesThis little angel could have been our first born... #littlesamchel#uglybaby#thankgoodness#thebachelorau
- dancingqueen18Hahaha this is hilarious!! @rachelannejones
- rachelannejonesIsn't it @dancingqueen18 !! Personally, I think any child of ours would undoubtedly have a much bigger mouth than this though...
- dancingqueen18You crack me up Rach!!! We haven't seen little samchel smile properly though so not sure we can really assess
- reshaelsBahahaha!! This is soooo funny!! @rachelannejones
Ugh, now they're going after Lana 
P.s. Sorry @crimmy lol
Can you breathe in those, Lana? Bachelor star Jeavons-Fellows squeezes into a pair of VERY skinny jeans as she chats to radio hosts about Sam Wood
By DANIELLE GUSMAROLI FOR DAILY MAIL AUSTRALIA
PUBLISHED: 14:07 EST, 28 August 2015 | UPDATED: 15:13 EST, 28 August 2015
The jury is still out over who wins Bachelor Sam Wood's heart.
But if gatecrasher Lana Jeavons-Fellows's silhouette on Friday morning is anything to go by, there is more than an outside chance that she will net the muscle-bound hunk.
The 27-year-old brunette was seen leaving the Kiis FM studios in Macquarie Park, Sydney, parading VERY tight jeans that left her looking, at times, comfortable and adjusting the waistband.
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Fashion faux pas? Bachelor star Lana Jeavons-Fellows exudes Hollywood glamour in jeans so tight she was left adjusting the waistband. Pictured at the Kiss FM studio in Macquarie Park, Sydney, on Friday
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Ouf! The 27-year-old was seen leaving the radio station clutching a takeaway coffee
Tossing her glossy tousled mane as she sauntered out of the studio, she showcased her coltish legs in the dark blue jeans teamed with a crisp white summery jacket.
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Adjusting her waistband as she paraded her enviable curves, the show intruder revealed precisely why Sam Wood declared on the reality show he felt 'a connection' with her.
Teetering around on vertiginous heels, and flashing a glistening rose gold watch added for extra style, Lana seemed uncomfortable in the jeans that appeared a size too small.
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Making some adjustments: Fiddling with her clothes, she appeared, at times, a little awkward
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Legs eleven, out of ten! Although form-fitting, the jeans showed off her coltish pins
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Femme fatale: She wore her long name loose and a glistening rose gold watch for added style
The reality star who this week entered the Channel Ten show with Rachel Wood told radio host Kyle Sandilands when asked if she would like to 'jump Sam Wood's bones', that she 'wished' she could.
‘I’m sure we all would but we are not allowed to, we are in lock down!’ she said.
Sounding enamoured about the personal trainer, she described him as ‘a great guy’ and says the pair have a 'great connection, share ‘good banter’ and are ‘getting along quite well’.
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How do I look? She stepped out in figure-hugging jeans after Bachelor Sam Wood told her on the show: 'You have beautiful eyes, I'm a bit of a sucker for eyes...'
The bright-eyed beauty, who has been single for a year before entering the show, also reiterated to the KIIS FM breakfast hosts that Sam is ‘kept separate’ from the girls, residing in his own Bachelor pad, whilst they stay at the Hunter’s Hill mansion.
She drew criticism on the show this week when she took advantage of the the dark to feed Sam Wood oysters and noodles from the table.
'She moves fast!' Ebru told the camera in disgust, adding: 'Yeah, she got right in there and was feeding him'.
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Coffee break: She sat down at a cafe for her morning caffeine after chatting to Kyle Sandilands and Jackie O
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Brief exchange: The waiter kept a straight face and didn't appear to recognise the reality star
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Sneaky glimpse: The waiter stole a glance at her impressive derriere
P.s. Sorry @crimmy lol
Can you breathe in those, Lana? Bachelor star Jeavons-Fellows squeezes into a pair of VERY skinny jeans as she chats to radio hosts about Sam Wood
By DANIELLE GUSMAROLI FOR DAILY MAIL AUSTRALIA
PUBLISHED: 14:07 EST, 28 August 2015 | UPDATED: 15:13 EST, 28 August 2015
The jury is still out over who wins Bachelor Sam Wood's heart.
But if gatecrasher Lana Jeavons-Fellows's silhouette on Friday morning is anything to go by, there is more than an outside chance that she will net the muscle-bound hunk.
The 27-year-old brunette was seen leaving the Kiis FM studios in Macquarie Park, Sydney, parading VERY tight jeans that left her looking, at times, comfortable and adjusting the waistband.
Scroll down for video
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Fashion faux pas? Bachelor star Lana Jeavons-Fellows exudes Hollywood glamour in jeans so tight she was left adjusting the waistband. Pictured at the Kiss FM studio in Macquarie Park, Sydney, on Friday
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Ouf! The 27-year-old was seen leaving the radio station clutching a takeaway coffee
Tossing her glossy tousled mane as she sauntered out of the studio, she showcased her coltish legs in the dark blue jeans teamed with a crisp white summery jacket.
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Adjusting her waistband as she paraded her enviable curves, the show intruder revealed precisely why Sam Wood declared on the reality show he felt 'a connection' with her.
Teetering around on vertiginous heels, and flashing a glistening rose gold watch added for extra style, Lana seemed uncomfortable in the jeans that appeared a size too small.
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Making some adjustments: Fiddling with her clothes, she appeared, at times, a little awkward
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Legs eleven, out of ten! Although form-fitting, the jeans showed off her coltish pins
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Femme fatale: She wore her long name loose and a glistening rose gold watch for added style
The reality star who this week entered the Channel Ten show with Rachel Wood told radio host Kyle Sandilands when asked if she would like to 'jump Sam Wood's bones', that she 'wished' she could.
‘I’m sure we all would but we are not allowed to, we are in lock down!’ she said.
Sounding enamoured about the personal trainer, she described him as ‘a great guy’ and says the pair have a 'great connection, share ‘good banter’ and are ‘getting along quite well’.
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How do I look? She stepped out in figure-hugging jeans after Bachelor Sam Wood told her on the show: 'You have beautiful eyes, I'm a bit of a sucker for eyes...'
The bright-eyed beauty, who has been single for a year before entering the show, also reiterated to the KIIS FM breakfast hosts that Sam is ‘kept separate’ from the girls, residing in his own Bachelor pad, whilst they stay at the Hunter’s Hill mansion.
She drew criticism on the show this week when she took advantage of the the dark to feed Sam Wood oysters and noodles from the table.
'She moves fast!' Ebru told the camera in disgust, adding: 'Yeah, she got right in there and was feeding him'.
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Coffee break: She sat down at a cafe for her morning caffeine after chatting to Kyle Sandilands and Jackie O
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Brief exchange: The waiter kept a straight face and didn't appear to recognise the reality star
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Sneaky glimpse: The waiter stole a glance at her impressive derriere
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Meanwhile, Nina almost issued Lana a warning, telling the camera: 'Lana got right in there with Sam, I think if she continues I'm sure she'll step on some toes'.
Lana knew the girls might have thrown daggers her way but confessed the situation helped strengthen her resolve.
'Perhaps I felt more confident in the dark knowing the other girls can't see me,' she admitted afterwards.
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Womanly curves: Lana showed off her feminine wiles as she sauntered around Syndey
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Speaking about Sam: She told Kyle Sandilands none of the contestants could get near the Bachelor because they were on 'lock down'
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Grilling: She and an an assistant the left the radio studio after chatting about the eligible Bachelor
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Too small: She adjusted her ensemble as she walked around sipping coffee
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Beguiling: Sam told her he feels comfortable in her company
While the other's couldn't see them, Lana and Sam appeared to get cosy by the end of the lunch, sitting with their shoulders overlapping and their seats back from the rest of the group.
Lana pricked The Bachelor's interest so much, he chose her to spend a little one-on-one time with her that evening.
At one stage he told her: 'You're incredibly beautiful and you have beautiful eyes, I'm a bit of a sucker for eyes.'
A raging Nina later told cameramen: 'We see it as someone taking up precious time with our man!'
Beguiled by her beauty, maturity and quiet confidence, The Bachelor confessed: 'Something makes me incredibly comfortable around her in the very short amount of time we've spent together'.
Lana gets offside with girls as she gets close to Sam Wood
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Leggy Lana: Is this what caught Sam's eye when he told her she was calm and natural and in control?
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Those shoes are meant for walking: She teetered around in vertiginous heels
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Home time: Lana clambered into her car flashing a very pert physique
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'She moves fast!' Lana Jeavons-Fellows irritated the other bachelorettes after getting cosy with Sam Wood during their group date on Thursday night's episode of The Bachelor
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'Lana got right in there with Sam': The other girls weren't impressed that Lana was not wasting any time getting to know The Bachelor
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'I've got an open mind': Sam was keen to convince her they had plenty of time to get to know one another, despite her late entrance to the competition
Meanwhile, Nina almost issued Lana a warning, telling the camera: 'Lana got right in there with Sam, I think if she continues I'm sure she'll step on some toes'.
Lana knew the girls might have thrown daggers her way but confessed the situation helped strengthen her resolve.
'Perhaps I felt more confident in the dark knowing the other girls can't see me,' she admitted afterwards.
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Womanly curves: Lana showed off her feminine wiles as she sauntered around Syndey
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Speaking about Sam: She told Kyle Sandilands none of the contestants could get near the Bachelor because they were on 'lock down'
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Grilling: She and an an assistant the left the radio studio after chatting about the eligible Bachelor
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Too small: She adjusted her ensemble as she walked around sipping coffee
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Beguiling: Sam told her he feels comfortable in her company
While the other's couldn't see them, Lana and Sam appeared to get cosy by the end of the lunch, sitting with their shoulders overlapping and their seats back from the rest of the group.
Lana pricked The Bachelor's interest so much, he chose her to spend a little one-on-one time with her that evening.
At one stage he told her: 'You're incredibly beautiful and you have beautiful eyes, I'm a bit of a sucker for eyes.'
A raging Nina later told cameramen: 'We see it as someone taking up precious time with our man!'
Beguiled by her beauty, maturity and quiet confidence, The Bachelor confessed: 'Something makes me incredibly comfortable around her in the very short amount of time we've spent together'.
Lana gets offside with girls as she gets close to Sam Wood
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Those shoes are meant for walking: She teetered around in vertiginous heels
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Home time: Lana clambered into her car flashing a very pert physique
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'She moves fast!' Lana Jeavons-Fellows irritated the other bachelorettes after getting cosy with Sam Wood during their group date on Thursday night's episode of The Bachelor
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'Lana got right in there with Sam': The other girls weren't impressed that Lana was not wasting any time getting to know The Bachelor
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'I've got an open mind': Sam was keen to convince her they had plenty of time to get to know one another, despite her late entrance to the competition
sorceress86
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Damn those jeans!!!
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Osher Gunsberg reveals what happened when the cameras weren’t rolling on The Bachelor
http://www.news.com.au/entertainmen...-on-the-bachelor/story-fn8yvfst-1227502373325
AFTER each episode, we ask The Bachelor’s host-with-the-most to answer five of our burning questions about the show.
Read on for Osher Gunsberg’s take on the blind date, the big threat in Lana and what makes Sam hot under the collar when The Bachelor returns next week.
1. Was the blind date really your idea?
“Well ... there might have been a little bit of magic of television in that one. And it had to be someone’s idea. What matters is that Sam really didn’t know what was going to happen, and that’s what mattered. It’s my job to provide the expedition for the adventure.
“I play the role of the viewer, I set the boundaries of the experience I guess and that was me doing that part there.”
2. We need to talk about Lana. She’s really quickly become a big contender for Sam’s final rose.
“I think Heather's the only one that understands that too. The other girls, they use the word ‘threat’. They take it quite personally. But Heather is the only one who said: ‘Look, he doesn’t take much time at all. He and I hit it off on the first night. Of course he could do that with Lana.’ But good for Lana — nice one!”
3. Did you spot the sparks and figure Lana could take out the competition?
“It’s not a competition. It’s an adventure. It’s a journey. The only winner here is love my friend! No one wins anything. But did I see something with Sam and Lana? I guess I did. I saw it more with Lana than Rachel, that’s for sure.”
4. Speaking of, were you surprised that Ebru was the one to say goodbye over Rachel?
“I really don’t know, I can’t comment on what Sam thought or was deciding. Perhaps we saw a bit of in the aftermath of Emily’s leaving, perhaps we saw a bit of the defensive side of Ebru come out.
“You heard her try to enter the passive aggressive Olympics there in front of Nina at the end of the previous night. Maybe Sam picked up on a bit of that in the dark date? Particularly with her reaction to the two new ladies being in the room. Perhaps Sam saw something or got a sense of something where he thought, ‘I’d rather keep going with Rachel than Ebru’.”
5. Spoilers please! What gets Sam sweating next week when The Bachelor returns?
“Next week I go into ultimate wing man mode. I become Ice Man to his Maverick next week. The thing is though that I can’t tell him what to do. I can’t interfere with that process in any way — it’s got to be a real thing, real with his emotions.
“If I ever give him any advice, it’s only asking him questions so that he can answer those questions himself. But it’s a good bro chat in the kitchen, it’s good.”
http://www.news.com.au/entertainmen...-on-the-bachelor/story-fn8yvfst-1227502373325
AFTER each episode, we ask The Bachelor’s host-with-the-most to answer five of our burning questions about the show.
Read on for Osher Gunsberg’s take on the blind date, the big threat in Lana and what makes Sam hot under the collar when The Bachelor returns next week.
1. Was the blind date really your idea?
“Well ... there might have been a little bit of magic of television in that one. And it had to be someone’s idea. What matters is that Sam really didn’t know what was going to happen, and that’s what mattered. It’s my job to provide the expedition for the adventure.
“I play the role of the viewer, I set the boundaries of the experience I guess and that was me doing that part there.”
2. We need to talk about Lana. She’s really quickly become a big contender for Sam’s final rose.
“I think Heather's the only one that understands that too. The other girls, they use the word ‘threat’. They take it quite personally. But Heather is the only one who said: ‘Look, he doesn’t take much time at all. He and I hit it off on the first night. Of course he could do that with Lana.’ But good for Lana — nice one!”
3. Did you spot the sparks and figure Lana could take out the competition?
“It’s not a competition. It’s an adventure. It’s a journey. The only winner here is love my friend! No one wins anything. But did I see something with Sam and Lana? I guess I did. I saw it more with Lana than Rachel, that’s for sure.”
4. Speaking of, were you surprised that Ebru was the one to say goodbye over Rachel?
“I really don’t know, I can’t comment on what Sam thought or was deciding. Perhaps we saw a bit of in the aftermath of Emily’s leaving, perhaps we saw a bit of the defensive side of Ebru come out.
“You heard her try to enter the passive aggressive Olympics there in front of Nina at the end of the previous night. Maybe Sam picked up on a bit of that in the dark date? Particularly with her reaction to the two new ladies being in the room. Perhaps Sam saw something or got a sense of something where he thought, ‘I’d rather keep going with Rachel than Ebru’.”
5. Spoilers please! What gets Sam sweating next week when The Bachelor returns?
“Next week I go into ultimate wing man mode. I become Ice Man to his Maverick next week. The thing is though that I can’t tell him what to do. I can’t interfere with that process in any way — it’s got to be a real thing, real with his emotions.
“If I ever give him any advice, it’s only asking him questions so that he can answer those questions himself. But it’s a good bro chat in the kitchen, it’s good.”
Osher is really quite open and honest in his interviews, without giving things away too much. His tweets while the Bachelor is on are great too and then he does a Q&A afterwards.
They are seriously driving me crazy now.
Their interpretation of the Osher interview:
When asked if he thought the brunette beauty would win the show, the media-savvy star told news.com.au he saw a bigger connection between Sam and Lana than between Sam and Rachel, who has been there from the very start.
NOT THAT RACHEL YOU DIMWITS!!!!!!
Sorry for caps.
Their interpretation of the Osher interview:
When asked if he thought the brunette beauty would win the show, the media-savvy star told news.com.au he saw a bigger connection between Sam and Lana than between Sam and Rachel, who has been there from the very start.
NOT THAT RACHEL YOU DIMWITS!!!!!!
Sorry for caps.
sorceress86
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...ating-fruit-mansion-warn-Woody-watch-out.html
'That weird blonde girl'.
And once again Tessa is camera ready.
'That weird blonde girl'.
And once again Tessa is camera ready.
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