The Bachelor 2017

[Consuela]

Let the bitch fest begin. Leah is gross. Don't know why she didn't just arrive naked.

It's interesting how the white version doesn't appear to be nearly as revealing.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...that last one was a fruitloop!... what did she actually say in the end?... she spoke in nonsensical circles!... talk about loving herself to death or what?... she's the type that looks into a mirror and starts an argument with herself because she thinks that the reflection is her 'competition' to me... cheers.

 

[kxk]

2 with the same ghastly frock in black and in white, opera house hips

Correction @Mr Stickyfingers . 2 runners up boys now, and 1 jilted girl (she won but lost, ie dickhead picked her then dumped her)

 

[Consuela]

is this a real house?.... no its a facade with tents behind it Tara

With Ten's current financial predicament I'd double check too.

 

[Meglos]

Girl #1 seemed really nice, #2 ok, not liking #3 much.
I am however loving Matty J, he's good at this.

 

[Consuela]

Do we think Osher's lost a bit of weight or just got a better tailor?

 

[Meglos]

#4 is balloon girl, good ice-breaker

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

..."do I intimidate you?"...
..."no!"...
..."well... I should!"...

...oh puleeeeze!... what soapie was that line from?... how cringey and corny was that?... lol!... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

2 with the same ghastly frock in black and in white, opera house hips

Correction @Mr Stickyfingers . 2 runners up boys now, and 1 jilted girl (she won but lost, ie dickhead picked her then dumped her)

...oh okay... thanks for that kxk... cheers.

 

[Meglos]

They are racing through the girls too quickly now, I have no idea who anyone is now

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

With Ten's current financial predicament I'd double check too.

...bwahahaha!... my 1st crackup for the night Consuela!... well done!... lol!... cheers.

 

[Consuela]

Oh so they're doing the white rose thingo again? Fun.

Also from the little we've seen of Matty, he doesn't appear to have lost his personality like Richie did.

 

[Meglos]

Haha @Mr Stickyfingers
Didn't I tell you there would be "batshit crazy" girls? This one just described herself as that. "Moist!"
Oh, she's the one who has been with a woman. Matty with his top off turned her. Ooooookay.....

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...why do most of them have Tamara's voice from 'Masterchef'?... or is that Tamara's voice is just so embedded into brain now?... is her voice permanently burned in there now?... is it just me or what?... cheers.

 

[Isee]

...so THIS one was in a relationship with a WOMAN last year?... I bet Matty was thinking straight away "threesome!"... lol!... cheers.

she is a fruitloop!

 

[Isee]

They are racing through the girls too quickly now, I have no idea who anyone is now

yip all the sudden I lost count!

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Haha @Mr Stickyfingers
Didn't I tell you there would be "batshit crazy" girls? This one just described herself as that. "Moist!"
Oh, she's the one who has been with a woman. Matty with his top off turned her. Ooooookay.....

...hahaha!... I turned up for a try of this show as I promised Meglos but it's driving me insane with so many 'Tamara' sounding voices as I just said above... the 'Vomitometer' is going into meltdown at the moment for me right now lol!... cheers.

 

[Consuela]

Haha @Mr Stickyfingers
Didn't I tell you there would be "batshit crazy" girls? This one just described herself as that. "Moist!"
Oh, she's the one who has been with a woman. Matty with his top off turned her. Ooooookay.....

No one told me Tully was going on Bach!

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...this girl 'Intruder' with the fireballs looks like she's setting Matty's balls on fire at the moment lol!... cheers.

 

[Consuela]

Why does this Laura (or whatevs her name is) get such a special entrance though?