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  • Thread starter Thread starter Miajahar
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You must admit her hair looks lovely, so soft and bouncy.

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Yuck.

Sack the artist.

It looks like your viewing it through a filter.

Let's pick it to bits,
All too dark - brighter background and clothes would have helped.

He's made her face round and it's not, he's made her cheeck bones drop- they are way too low.
Fucked up the neck - look at that mess, smudged fat looking. She has a graceful lovely neck. The smudge ads to the aging.
He hasn't a clue how do do her nose - totally bungled nose here looks like paddle pop lion.
And I think the hair is shit too, captured none of the shine.

In short he's made her look old and tired and botoxed. He made a lot of shitty mistakes and choices.
She should look young and vibrant. And I think her first official portrait should have been full length to capture her youthfullness better, whilst she is young and slender.
And it should have been romantic in alight lovely gown, light colours flatter the face.
 
kxk said:
She should look young and vibrant. And I think her first official portrait should have been full length to capture her youthfullness better, whilst she is young and slender.
And it should have been romantic in alight lovely gown, light colours flatter the face.
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I totally agree, kxk. She is a beautiful young woman with a vibrant face. He's made her look 10 years older, harder and with a mean mouth. The painting looks like her stunt double.
 
There aren't too many portraits of royalty I do like. They usually show them much less attractive than they really are.
 
he looks like the Manager of the local Westpac branch rather than a Prince you mean... Basically, he's boring...
 
Blimey, Grace isn't around to see whatall round failures her kids turned out to be. Circus freak youngest, tragic eldest with her 3 husbands, 2 awful one dead.
And that lump of a son..............the wife doesn't need to breed he's got a half dozen hasn't? Maybe just 2 or 3?
 
eliza said:
The Royal baby is due in July, how fantastic would it be if the baby was born on the 1st Diana's birthday. (she would have been 52 this year)

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/...baby-due-in-july/story-e6frea73-1226553908655

Ridiculous discussion in the link above about betting re whether Kate and Wills baby or the Kardashian/West baby will be born first.
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They are not seriously comparing the two? The third in line to the British throne or the offspring of a couple of talentless famewhores? Hahahahahaha
 
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