I had a weirdo Masterchef dream while having a brief afternoon snooze.
I was a finalist (god knows how, I can't cook). The judges were making us taste a thick goopy paste out of a hot pan. It was purple and sickly sweet, and stuck to the pan, the spoon and the roof of the mouth. I know this because Gary made me taste it, holding on to the (wooden) spoon the whole time while leering in my face "Do y'like it? D'ya like it? Isn't it WONDERFUL???" I was nodding and saying "Wow. You can really taste the purple." @delcan was turning to me and whispering 'do you really like it? Nod if it tastes like crap..." and I was nodding vigorously. I knew it was delcan because she had "Delcan" written on her apron, but I don't know who she looked like other than that she was short (not really short, about 5 foot) and had black hair in a bob. The only other contestant I was aware of must have been @Mr Stickyfingers , as I heard Matt Preston bellow "hands off STICKY FINGERS!!!".
I didn't say it made sense, but there you go.
Haha, that does sound like something I would say! Doesn't describe me though - I'm more like 5' 8" and could not pull of black hair because I am as white as a ghost! Lol!