Masterchef 2017

[Meglos]

George is making basil ice cream with pippi broth?? YUCK!!!

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

I am just shuddering at the concept of camping with her

...if I was camping at the same campsite as her there would be a sudden shout of "help!... a Dingo's got our Tamara!"... cheers.

 

[Meglos]

The scripted shenanigans is quite painful. The judges pretend they don't know what they're doing, and the contestants interject with their scripted heckling.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

If its a matter of flexing muscles Ben is going to beat you Gary and George

...Ben could snap their arms with his jawline alone!... (oh he of the chiselled jaw... lol!)... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

George is making basil ice cream with pisspiss broth?? YUCK!!!

...there you go Meglos... I fixed it for you... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...**sigh**... it's 'stab them in the eye with a fork' time for Gary and George's piss poor acting' alone methinks!... cheers.

 

[Desertsands]

Is Ray there? I keep searching for him on the gantry, only to be whacked in the eye with another wideframe shot featuring freaking T. Again.

I mean, what is this all about? One of the cameramen or the main editor had a midlife crisis, or what? Because I've caught another snippet of that Emma Dean's show and it is like watching a funeral parlour advert, so dead in energy and very dull - I am thinking they are looking to re-star the show with tiny T....?

I haven't seen Ray yet. Or is he just in the pantry, hugging the ingredients and sobbing?

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...so is there only one show left now?... the grand final on Sunday night maybe?... does anyone know?... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...I bet that Tamara has every single solid episode of this show copied so that she can sit down and watch them endlessly on a loop over and over and over again lol!... what a lucky man her husband is eh?... lol!... cheers.

 

[sav0001]

...so is there only one show left now?... the grand final on Sunday night maybe?... does anyone know?... cheers.

Semifinal on Sunday where one person goes home. Then Grand Final on Monday with the top two.

 

[Desertsands]

She's going home tomorrow, so that's good. She has the best room, so we had a great Tamara hate fest while overlooking the ocean, whales and ships. She was really pleased if a little bemused by yours and the Vicar's comments.

 

[Meglos]

...so is there only one show left now?... the grand final on Sunday night maybe?... does anyone know?... cheers.

I don't know but I'm just so relieved. I don't want Karlie to win but it would be nowhere near as bad as Tamara.
Hopefully it's Ben or Diana, but tonight has almost saved this season from disaster,

Btw, Ben was in the news tonight for driving offences. To be fair, it's obviously illegal to drive with guns like that.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...um... so Gary and George's 'reputations' are on the line Sarah?... I so love you girl but sorry... it doesn't wash with me I'm afraid love... but... I still love you regardless sweetie!... lol!... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Semifinal on Sunday where one person goes home. Then Grand Final on Monday with the top two.

...ahhhh!... thanks for that sav0001... much appreciated my friend... cheers.

 

[Melore]

Btw, Ben was in the news tonight for driving offences. To be fair, it's obviously illegal to drive with guns like that.

I think the stress of watching this season's edit got to him and he knocked back a few too many. I read it was low-range drink-driving; he lost his license/had it suspended for a couple of months.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

She's going home tomorrow, so that's good. She has the best room, so we had a great Tamara hate fest while overlooking the ocean, whales and ships. She was really pleased if a little bemused by yours and the Vicar's comments.

...oh good for her!... and where her room is sounds awesome!... and I'm glad that she liked our comments... thanks Desertsands... cheers.

 

[Meglos]

I think the stress of watching this season's edit got to him and he knocked back a few too many. I read it was low-range drink-driving; he lost his license/had it suspended for a couple of months.

I bet he couldn't believe how much screentime Tamara hogged. They would have no idea.

 

[Desertsands]

I don't know but I'm just so relieved. I don't want Karlie to win but it would be nowhere near as bad as Tamara.
Hopefully it's Ben or Diana, but tonight has almost saved this season from disaster,

Btw, Ben was in the news tonight for driving offences. To be fair, it's obviously illegal to drive with guns like that.

Is this true.? Details please.

 

[Meglos]

Is this true.? Details please.

Yes it's true, see Melore's post or search google for Ben Masterchef.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

I don't know but I'm just so relieved. I don't want Karlie to win but it would be nowhere near as bad as Tamara.
Hopefully it's Ben or Diana, but tonight has almost saved this season from disaster,

Btw, Ben was in the news tonight for driving offences. To be fair, it's obviously illegal to drive with guns like that.

I think the stress of watching this season's edit got to him and he knocked back a few too many. I read it was low-range drink-driving; he lost his license/had it suspended for a couple of months.

...well let's be honest... with all of those months having to listen to Tamara's voice and razorblade laugh... it's enough to drive anybody to drink!... cheers.