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Masterchef 2017

I had a weirdo Masterchef dream while having a brief afternoon snooze.
I was a finalist (god knows how, I can't cook). The judges were making us taste a thick goopy paste out of a hot pan. It was purple and sickly sweet, and stuck to the pan, the spoon and the roof of the mouth. I know this because Gary made me taste it, holding on to the (wooden) spoon the whole time while leering in my face "Do y'like it? D'ya like it? Isn't it WONDERFUL???" I was nodding and saying "Wow. You can really taste the purple." @delcan was turning to me and whispering 'do you really like it? Nod if it tastes like crap..." and I was nodding vigorously. I knew it was delcan because she had "Delcan" written on her apron, but I don't know who she looked like other than that she was short (not really short, about 5 foot) and had black hair in a bob. The only other contestant I was aware of must have been @Mr Stickyfingers , as I heard Matt Preston bellow "hands off STICKY FINGERS!!!".
I didn't say it made sense, but there you go.

Haha, that does sound like something I would say! Doesn't describe me though - I'm more like 5' 8" and could not pull of black hair because I am as white as a ghost! Lol!
 
Haha, that does sound like something I would say! Doesn't describe me though - I'm more like 5' 8" and could not pull of black hair because I am as white as a ghost! Lol!

Hehe, that's the thing with dreams, they have no logic. It's not what I imagined you look like, it's just what you looked like in the dream. Thank god Tamara wasn't there. If I was making this up she'd have a starring role, but she wasn't in the dream at all.
 
Mr Stickyfingers, celebrate.....you wanted the princess gone most of all, your anti Tamara posts finally worked a treat

...hahaha!...I think that my positive thinking kept my wishful thinking rolling along until our collective thinking made it happen Evan44 lol!... (does that sentence even make sense?)... lol!... yup!... it sure was a great result wasn't it my friend?... cheers.
 
The dynamics on that gantry were interesting......Callan hanging out with Sarah and that Benita woman, Tamara with all the blondies round her, all the other boys in some combo cheering for Ben obviously

...that scenario played out really well in showing where all the alliances sat didn't it?... especially Tamara's 'blandie brigade'... I'm so glad that the boys were barracking for Ben knowing full well that all of them were sacrificed in one way or another for Tamara's longevity in the show... the Producers and Editors need to take a long hard look at what they've done this year in order to save this show... this year is a classic case of not how to produce a show because if they don't learn their lesson from it I can't see this show still going in 2 years time to be honest... cheers.
 
I watched about 10 mins of the show tonight.

Was it just me, were the judges going on about how great Tamara's dish was, until Matt Preston mentioned the sloppy chocolate.

Then the other judges agreed with him.

...yup!... that's EXACTLY what happened Kaz... Matt Preston is the man that finally killed off Tamara with saying that right at that moment... we should all adore Matt and worship him like a god for being honest about it because both Gary and Matt were making excuses for her sloppy crud... but when Matt said that they instantly realised that they finally had to concede defeat... for that Matt Preston... we thank you!... cheers.
 
I keep pinching myself - is she really gone? Truly? No convenient "return to the competition" game this time? I wouldn't be surprised if in last few seconds of the finale she runs up and pulls out a semi raw, as opposed to completely raw, brownie (that is authentic Chinese Cuisine as well because we all know the brownie was born in China thanks to Tamara), and Gary and George will crown her Masterchef.

...the only authentic Chinese brownie that ever was is a poo that the first Chinese worker did off the side of the 'Great Wall of China' while they were building it Tamara but thanks anyway... get your facts right you bimboid!... cheers.
 
I had a weirdo Masterchef dream while having a brief afternoon snooze.
I was a finalist (god knows how, I can't cook). The judges were making us taste a thick goopy paste out of a hot pan. It was purple and sickly sweet, and stuck to the pan, the spoon and the roof of the mouth. I know this because Gary made me taste it, holding on to the (wooden) spoon the whole time while leering in my face "Do y'like it? D'ya like it? Isn't it WONDERFUL???" I was nodding and saying "Wow. You can really taste the purple." @delcan was turning to me and whispering 'do you really like it? Nod if it tastes like crap..." and I was nodding vigorously. I knew it was delcan because she had "Delcan" written on her apron, but I don't know who she looked like other than that she was short (not really short, about 5 foot) and had black hair in a bob. The only other contestant I was aware of must have been @Mr Stickyfingers , as I heard Matt Preston bellow "hands off STICKY FINGERS!!!".
I didn't say it made sense, but there you go.

...bwahahaha!... that's bloody hilarious Meglos!... how funny is that?... lol!... I love it!... but!... when you said this...

"The only other contestant I was aware of must have been @Mr Stickyfingers , as I heard Matt Preston bellow "hands off STICKY FINGERS!!!".

...um... it wasn't because Gary and George had got me into George's 'secret corner' in the pantry and were fondling me while shouting out Tamara's name I hope?... lol!... with those two... they're capable of anything as we all know so well after all!... lol!... what a funny dream Meglos... thanks for sharing it with us lol!... cheers.
 
Hehe, that's the thing with dreams, they have no logic. It's not what I imagined you look like, it's just what you looked like in the dream. Thank god Tamara wasn't there. If I was making this up she'd have a starring role, but she wasn't in the dream at all.

...haha!... I just read this after your dream post so that might have been why Gary and George were fondling me in George's 'secret corner' of the pantry and calling out Tamara's name then!... lol!... cheers.
 
I had a weirdo Masterchef dream while having a brief afternoon snooze.
I was a finalist (god knows how, I can't cook). The judges were making us taste a thick goopy paste out of a hot pan. It was purple and sickly sweet, and stuck to the pan, the spoon and the roof of the mouth. I know this because Gary made me taste it, holding on to the (wooden) spoon the whole time while leering in my face "Do y'like it? D'ya like it? Isn't it WONDERFUL???" I was nodding and saying "Wow. You can really taste the purple." @delcan was turning to me and whispering 'do you really like it? Nod if it tastes like crap..." and I was nodding vigorously. I knew it was delcan because she had "Delcan" written on her apron, but I don't know who she looked like other than that she was short (not really short, about 5 foot) and had black hair in a bob. The only other contestant I was aware of must have been @Mr Stickyfingers , as I heard Matt Preston bellow "hands off STICKY FINGERS!!!".
I didn't say it made sense, but there you go.

Loving your dream @Meglos. I can't decide whether Matt was telling STICKY FINGERS to get his hands off something, or others were putting their hands on STICKY FINGERS and Matt was defending him. It works either way. Fascinating. I love Matt so I'm going with him defending STICKY FINGERS.
 
...there goes Tamara with that razorblade laugh again... and Gary asks Tamara out of all the rest of them for 'advice' of course... stop looking at Tamara Gary... it's possibly too difficult to cook with a hard on old son... you can't stand as close to the bench as you need to I imagine... cheers.

So relieved she is finally gone, but what a horrifying sense of deja vu to see her trot right back freaking in again. Will be interesting to see the last 2 shows and how much they STILL focus on her. And they couldn't just chuck her out like everyone else, what the heck they went on and on and on. But, she isn't going to win it and thats fantastic.
 
Loving your dream @Meglos. I can't decide whether Matt was telling STICKY FINGERS to get his hands off something, or others were putting their hands on STICKY FINGERS and Matt was defending him. It works either way. Fascinating. I love Matt so I'm going with him defending STICKY FINGERS.

...haha!... thanks for 'defending my honour' so to speak Sparrow11... you really are a true friend lol!... cheers.
 
You can bet that even though she's not in the final 3, there will still be plenty of Tamara on tonight and tomorrow night - that camera loves her, there will be endless shots of her up on the gantry or doing those spoken bits to camera.
No doubt the people doing the narration bits will be the Princess, Eliza, Sarah and Callan.
My suspicion is the final 2 will be Diana and Ben, but I could be doing Karlie a disservice...yes, she's blonde, but she's a way better cook than Tamara.
As for what needs to be done with Masterchef in 2018, I'll leave that until after the Monday night finale, BUT this season has exposed the weaknesses in the franchise, and most of that comes down to Gary/George/Matt and their blatant favourtism towards 2 or 3 girls in particular.
 
...with that poll above... did someone tell us all either last year or the year before that they film 2 alternate endings with both of the final 2 winning it in the Grand Final and decide on who wins it based on who is the most popular on the night?... if that's true then it's really looking good for Ben then isn't it?... and... I placed my vote for Ben too lol!... cheers.
 
...with that poll above... did someone tell us all either last year or the year before that they film 2 alternate endings with both of the final 2 winning it in the Grand Final and decide on who wins it based on who is the most popular on the night?... if that's true then it's really looking good for Ben then isn't it?... and... I placed my vote for Ben too lol!... cheers.

Thing is though, the judges could ignore the public altogether and hand it to their pre-determined winner. If that is the case then Karlie has got it in the bag. I so wish Tamara was in the finale, it would be great to see her score at this stage.
 
The finale goes for at least two and a half hours tomorrow night! That's a lot of ads... If Ben's not in it, I can ffd through a chunk of it, so that's an upside. I am really hoping Ben wins the whole thing, so far. But they are all strong cooks and seem like decent human beings, also.
 
Thing is though, the judges could ignore the public altogether and hand it to their pre-determined winner. If that is the case then Karlie has got it in the bag. I so wish Tamara was in the finale, it would be great to see her score at this stage.

...yes but that poll is on the actual Masterchef Facebook site so it really would be suicide for them to go against who the obvious majority of fans want to win it Meglos... (especially when it's the fans on the site itself) even they wouldn't be that stupid methinks!... with the size of the gap between Karlie and Ben it would be ridiculous of them to make Karlie the winner... besides... they'll want someone who hopes to have their own restaurant one day... not someone that's just merely going to become a pathetic food critic I believe... I like to think that sanity will prevail in the end after all of the shit that Matt and George have put us through this season so far... and... you never know... Diana might surprise us all lol!... but I really do want Ben to win this now... cheers.
 
...with that poll above... did someone tell us all either last year or the year before that they film 2 alternate endings with both of the final 2 winning it in the Grand Final and decide on who wins it based on who is the most popular on the night?... if that's true then it's really looking good for Ben then isn't it?... and... I placed my vote for Ben too lol!... cheers.
If someone suggested it, it sounds like sour grapes because their choice didn't win. They film the final 2 winning to prevent leakage of the winner before it airs. Same as Survivor Otherwise they could just draw straws at the start for the winner and call the show Masterchef's Got Talent.
 
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