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Masterchef 2017

...well thanks everyone for a fantabulous night tonight!... and boy what a magnificent result eh?... yes! yes! yes!... TAMARA IS GONE!!!!... ahhhhh!... how good does it feel?... lol!... and... I've had a thought... Gary and George will not want somebody that doesn't even want to cook after this show to end up winning it I imagine (it'll be no good for advetisments and promos next season for a start) so even if Karlie is in the final they are bound to vote either Ben or Diana to win it... so it looks like a win win situation for all of us from the way that I see it... so yes... a magnificent result indeed my wonderful friends!... I am so happy tonight!... my mind is blown away lol!... again... thanks for all of the fun and laughter you wonderful peoples!... cheers.
 
Thank god she's gone, I was cheering loudly when the 3 of them finally had to admit defeat - their cunning plan to crown Tamara Masterchef winner for 2017 didn't quite come off.
A pity the fun 2nd hour tonight had to be mostly about bloody Tamara too, but oh well.....at least she's not in the semi final.
I suspect Diana is going to win this, or at least be in the final 2, she's technically very good.
Bringing back eliminated contestants is good, and it's nice seeing Callan and Sarah and Eliza again, BUT who on earth were some of those other people up there on that gantry, I swear I didn't recognise about half of them LOL[DOUBLEPOST=1500553502][/DOUBLEPOST]
...well thanks everyone for a fantabulous night tonight!... and boy what a magnificent result eh?... yes! yes! yes!... TAMARA IS GONE!!!!... ahhhhh!... how good does it feel?... lol!... and... I've had a thought... Gary and George will not want somebody that doesn't even want to cook after this show to end up winning it I imagine (it'll be no good for advetisments and promos next season for a start) so even if Karlie is in the final they are bound to vote either Ben or Diana to win it... so it looks like a win win situation for all of us from the way that I see it... so yes... a magnificent result indeed my wonderful friends!... I am so happy tonight!... my mind is blown away lol!... again... thanks for all of the fun and laughter you wonderful peoples!... cheers.
Mr Stickyfingers, celebrate.....you wanted the princess gone most of all, your anti Tamara posts finally worked a treat
 
Glad to hear she's improving and gets to go home. Pity there's no way to take the view home with her.
Thanks qtkt. She thinks that I'm a bit nuts to be on this forum, but still fascinated. Tell me is Kaloma still operating? Must admit stalked you on Facebook. Didn't want to tell Mary that you weren't a real person. Of course she got the Vicar of Dibley reference. She is 82? Has about 9 kids and gazillion grandkids. Quite the opposite of me really, but we are comfortable friends. I taught at Boggabilla and Yetman for about 9 or 10 years. Was good friends with the minister at Boggabilla. He was one of the last people to pull his kids out of Bogga school. Mind you liked his wife better than him. I will get out there eventually, love the skies. We will have to have a lunch or something. Does the Steakhouse still exist?
 
...well thanks everyone for a fantabulous night tonight!... and boy what a magnificent result eh?... yes! yes! yes!... TAMARA IS GONE!!!!... ahhhhh!... how good does it feel?... lol!... and... I've had a thought... Gary and George will not want somebody that doesn't even want to cook after this show to end up winning it I imagine (it'll be no good for advetisments and promos next season for a start) so even if Karlie is in the final they are bound to vote either Ben or Diana to win it... so it looks like a win win situation for all of us from the way that I see it... so yes... a magnificent result indeed my wonderful friends!... I am so happy tonight!... my mind is blown away lol!... again... thanks for all of the fun and laughter you wonderful peoples!... cheers.
What? really? Woot Woot!!! Party in the house!!!
 
Glad to hear she's improving and gets to go home. Pity there's no way to take the view home with her.
She lives a beautiful place with at least three rescue dogs. Her son lives a minute away. She is one of the loveliest people that I know. She is in her eighties. She asked me if I would go on a cruise with her tonight. I will, but only if I can pay my own way.
 
Thanks qtkt. She thinks that I'm a bit nuts to be on this forum, but still fascinated. Tell me is Kaloma still operating? Must admit stalked you on Facebook. Didn't want to tell Mary that you weren't a real person. Of course she got the Vicar of Dibley reference. She is 82? Has about 9 kids and gazillion grandkids. Quite the opposite of me really, but we are comfortable friends. I taught at Boggabilla and Yetman for about 9 or 10 years. Was good friends with the minister at Boggabilla. He was one of the last people to pull his kids out of Bogga school. Mind you liked his wife better than him. I will get out there eventually, love the skies. We will have to have a lunch or something. Does the Steakhouse still exist?
Would love to have lunch with you when you get out this way. I haven't come across a Steakhouse - was it in one of the hotels?
Kaloma is going strong and has just opened extensions allowing for another 30 residents. Only a few of those rooms didn't fill instantly so there was a massive instant population explosion. I visit three times a month For services plus whenever I'm needed for individuals. Still being run by Penni.
There's only one minister in Bogga these days and he is from one of the Pentecostal churches. Doing great work from what I hear but I don't get across the river much except for funerals at Toomelah.
You wouldn't have found too much exciting on Facebook - but your very welcome to friend me . I spend far too much time on it but mostly following others and only occasionally commenting. Original posts from me don't happen that often but I hope you saw the photo of the 'bird leaves' on our tree. Just as delightful as the skies.
Blessings to Mary and tell her many folk refer to me as Vicar of Dibley including a Roman Catholic Bishop a few years ago. I used to wear my hair just like her too but don't at the moment. I have an autographed photo of her on my study wall :).

(Sorry to the rest of you for the novel - back to Masterchef)
 
She lives a beautiful place with at least three rescue dogs. Her son lives a minute away. She is one of the loveliest people that I know. She is in her eighties. She asked me if I would go on a cruise with her tonight. I will, but only if I can pay my own way.
I am addicted to cruising. Have a short one booked for October and in Feb/March we are circumnavigating Australia. Have you cruised before?
 
I keep pinching myself - is she really gone? Truly? No convenient "return to the competition" game this time? I wouldn't be surprised if in last few seconds of the finale she runs up and pulls out a semi raw, as opposed to completely raw, brownie (that is authentic Chinese Cuisine as well because we all know the brownie was born in China thanks to Tamara), and Gary and George will crown her Masterchef.
 
I had a weirdo Masterchef dream while having a brief afternoon snooze.
I was a finalist (god knows how, I can't cook). The judges were making us taste a thick goopy paste out of a hot pan. It was purple and sickly sweet, and stuck to the pan, the spoon and the roof of the mouth. I know this because Gary made me taste it, holding on to the (wooden) spoon the whole time while leering in my face "Do y'like it? D'ya like it? Isn't it WONDERFUL???" I was nodding and saying "Wow. You can really taste the purple." @delcan was turning to me and whispering 'do you really like it? Nod if it tastes like crap..." and I was nodding vigorously. I knew it was delcan because she had "Delcan" written on her apron, but I don't know who she looked like other than that she was short (not really short, about 5 foot) and had black hair in a bob. The only other contestant I was aware of must have been @Mr Stickyfingers , as I heard Matt Preston bellow "hands off STICKY FINGERS!!!".
I didn't say it made sense, but there you go.
 
I had a weirdo Masterchef dream while having a brief afternoon snooze.
I was a finalist (god knows how, I can't cook). The judges were making us taste a thick goopy paste out of a hot pan. It was purple and sickly sweet, and stuck to the pan, the spoon and the roof of the mouth. I know this because Gary made me taste it, holding on to the (wooden) spoon the whole time while leering in my face "Do y'like it? D'ya like it? Isn't it WONDERFUL???" I was nodding and saying "Wow. You can really taste the purple." @delcan was turning to me and whispering 'do you really like it? Nod if it tastes like crap..." and I was nodding vigorously. I knew it was delcan because she had "Delcan" written on her apron, but I don't know who she looked like other than that she was short (not really short, about 5 foot) and had black hair in a bob. The only other contestant I was aware of must have been @Mr Stickyfingers , as I heard Matt Preston bellow "hands off STICKY FINGERS!!!".
I didn't say it made sense, but there you go.

Now that's an episode I would LOVE to see LOL
 
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