Heather was reading the eulogy at her mother's funeral when a crunchy sort of sound, like it was coming from some kind of recording tape, filled the air.
Elrik needed to decide, and quickly, but, as was typical, he decided to vanquish another steak dinner before reaching a conclusion that was all too obvious to his brother.
Instead of using the word defrenestration in a sentence I gave up and decided to pretend that my dog had a victory as the owner of the best ever paws in Australia.
I was travelling in London and was looking for a particular landmark when I asked for directions the person called me poppet and marked it on the map with a pencil
I rushed to the letterbox hoping there was a letter in there to tell me pick up my gold fish from the pet shop but I was disappointed to find only a packet of skittles.
Tommy's kite caught a wind gust and threatened to escape, so he stuffed his bagel in his lipstick covered mouth, and tugged the string with both hands.