I had a responsibility to deliver these therapeutic pamphlets to the neighbors but I threw them in the trash because I thought they were a pile of bumf.
We had a very unwelcome guest who barged into our house uninvited I was making cupcakes at the time when he said he was hungry I mixed horse ointment with the icing on his.
I was listening to a radio show that was discussing about a shelf that could also run on electricity when out of the corner of my eye I saw a rainbow outside my window.
The erudite young man was stumped when he was called maschodist as he had never come across a word he didn't know the meaning of; his defense could only be lukewarm at best!