Pirates 4
Saw the latest Pirates film the other day. Was quite a disappointment. You expect a certain amount of fun and excitement with these to over come any inadequacies in the plot. It didn't even do that. The entire film was under developed and basically completely uninspired. There were elements which could have been great but the writers and the director didn't do much with them. The Mermaids for instance which is one of the better things. They have an idea they just do something with it and move on. There's so many things like this.
It's as if they came up with some ideas for the film. Zombies, mermaids, shps in bottles ect. Wrote a rough outline and then never developed it. There's no story at all to invest in. You aren't swept up in an adventure. People are generally just going to the fountain of youth for the sake of it.
It just lacks the imagination and the complexity of the original three. Even the third which completely lost the plot, still had spectacle, action, fun and excitement. This is low on action, basically had no fun or excitement at all.
It is so disappointing. It's not terrible, it's just kind of long and boring. Any plot or character interaction is so thin and pointless. It really needed other stories, relationships going on. It needed a Will and Elizabeth story going on through the adventure. You think back to the first three and the characters the relationships, the history to each other. There is nothing of the sort here. It's just emotionally dead.
There's also no stakes or purpose for anything. The film basically sets up to leave everyone and everything where it was when it started. No progression, the films just a side story for Jack Sparrow which has no barring at all on him. That may kind of worked for the Original films, because you had the whole Will and Elizabeth story running through them. This there's nothing of the sort.
Back to the action, a prime example is a fight in a store room of a tavern early on. It's meant to resemble the first encounter with Will and Jack in the blacksmith. That encounter actually had excitement and fun to it. This is just people jumping around swinging swords.
Everything is just stripped back that it's just a sparse, hollow empty shell of the films that came before it. It's a huge shame.