Bangkok Dangerous
A Nicholas Cage film, where he plays an assassin conducting his final 4 hits of his career in bangkok and breaks a rule of his code and befriends a local street theif he is using and stuff. Yeah not very interesting. You just don't care. The directors seem to know how to shoot, but not what to shoot. There's attempts at symbolism and emotion which fall flats. He has a crush on a deaf thai girl, which is so boring you just wonder about the practicalities of dating someone deaf while the love stories going on.
Ultimately there's less action then their should be and everythings fairly bland by todays standards.
A film with Nic Cage called Bangkok dangerous, should have lots of explosions, over the top action, kun fu fights, insane gun fights and so forth. However it's not that sort of film. It's one worth missing. I was hoping it'd be good as Nic Cage makes good films, i don't care what people say. there's the occasional bad ones like ghost rider, but generally they're good. Like Next, a film that seemed to just appear in the dvd shop but was actually a fairly good, interesting and entertaining film.
Bangkok dangerous almost seems as if Nic Cage did it to pay for an asain vacation. A location that is not exploited or used much at all. There's a little canoe chase on the canals which is local i guess.. but James Bond did it much better in The Man with the Golden Gun. I could get into the flaws in the plot, like how he has rules which are mentioned then sort of forgotten for most of the film. Weaing gloves being all careful, planning hits to discrete and to the minute.. to then planing one that is completely the opposite, surrounded by people in a difficult to get out of situation.. It's just an ultimately pointless film that doesn't really engage or entertain. It's not painful, it's just all Meh!
I once read you can judge a Nic Cage film on how bad his haircut is in it.