I thought Derspatz surely must have been some crotchety bitter old lady, who wore glasses and never smiled in the company of people.
And yet while you were thinking I was "surely ... some crotchety bitter old lady", you hurled all sorts of insults at me in various News threads.
Even just based upon that, one can only and shudder at how you must talk to your mother.
I think we might have found part of the root cause to your love life problem you recently admitted and bemoaned in these forums, uan. You just ain't going to do well while you talk down to or insult who you also presume to be women.
Trust me on that ... I've applied (and continue to apply) much in the way of "first principles science" ala "empiricism" in that regard.
Anyhoo, tis always nice to learn that I've occupied somebody's thoughts for more than a passing moment. (Hi DT. )
regarDS