Hello Muppet!Oh, and hi from Phnom Penh btw
You in holidays?
Being the world traveller I am going to have to google Phnom Penh to find out where the fuck it is!!
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You in holidays?
Being the world traveller I am going to have to google Phnom Penh to find out where the fuck it is!!
I be good how you be?
15 degrees?
I think it is even lower than that!!!
Did you catch up on Wentworth you fucken stupid mole!
I ain't no fucken lagger!!!!!
Slowly but Im literally bible back on the wagon pink dragon
Amazing, self made pocket!!!
It really is!
I often pop my lipstick, keys and phone in mine if I have no handbag or pockets. Top tip tho, make sure your phone is not on vibrate. Nothing more awkward than going full When Harry Met Sally in the diary isle at Coles...
I thought that would be a bonus!
Not everyone embraces their genitals, in a sexual sense, like we do.
They are super judgey when it comes to orgasms in the dairy isle at Coles.
Some slapper
I mean the call of the explosive "I have to go now poo" is nature at its worst. Anyone who has eaten a dodgy curry can identify. If you were faced with the quandary of a rapid outgoing Code Brown, would you
A) do it in your pants?
Or
B) do it in the floor in Coles?
I've always been interested n politics so maybe I have always been old. I love watching election results come in (even when I am hating the result). I'll be glued to the telly here on Saturday.
Cambodia! I threw in my job because my boss was a narcissistic arsehole and I decided I couldn't do it any more. So, fuck him. So I finished up my kitchen reno and have moved here. Not planning on coming back. Well I might visit for a few days in the second half of next year so I can decide what to do with five boxes of stuff I left in my friend's garage (i.e bring some back, sell/give away the rest).
Just me. Sometimes I relax with a beer. Sometimes I relax with a beer by the pool. Other times, I relax with a beer by the pool and go for a dip. This early retirement gig is a tough life
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