Have you tried the Dove gradual tanner?@Inigo Montoya as a recovered tan addict I will say to tan the butt you really do need to go bottomless. A wedgie is a good start but I could never stand the tan lines. These days my bum is always whiter than the rest of me though, well just in case you were wondering.
Exciting that the cruise is so close - I feel it's been coming for so long now and it's not even happening to me!
I love it as a cheat tanner.