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Game Forum - BIG BROTHER
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Inigo Montoya
The New Dread Pirate Roberts.
Awww my 2 favorite Pixar films.....
Inigo Montoya
The New Dread Pirate Roberts.
Sorry I was away for so long everyone.
I was in the toilet, you know, the one adjoined to the purple room.
I pooed a gigantic poo but all of it didn't come out.
Apparently I rushed and snipped the mega poo at the last moment and left a portion of the poo still in the antechamber.
I pushed and pushed but it wouldn't come out.
So I gave up and rolled up some tissue and put it under me and wiped, so I could get back here to you guys.
I looked down, and on the tissue, there wasn't a cute little thin poo mark like usual.
Instead was a quite respectable thick strip of actual poo, like a piece of beef jerky was lying on the tissue.
It was because of the poo that was still left inside and refused to come out.
I really wanted to get back to talk to you guys so I rolled up more toilet paper and wiped again.
I looked down and there was another strip of poo jerky lying on the tissue.
So I wiped again.
More poo jerky.
Again.
More poo.
Again.
More poo.
It was endless.
In the end I gave up trying to get it all.
I folded up several pieces of toilet paper and stuffed them into the back of my underpants.
Finally, I sprayed Ambi Pur all over my buttocks to hide the fact that I smell like poo.
Hmmm you seem to have some bowl problems... here this might help you in the future...
and if you still need a little help try this...
Spock
Live long and prosper
Thank you Ingy!
<Spock leans in to give @Inigo Montoya a kiss on the cheek. Repulsed at the thought of Spock touching her, she pulls away. Spock gives her a smile and walks away. A solitary tear rolls down his left cheek.>
<Spock leans in to give @Inigo Montoya a kiss on the cheek. Repulsed at the thought of Spock touching her, she pulls away. Spock gives her a smile and walks away. A solitary tear rolls down his left cheek.>
Sorry I was away for so long everyone.
I was in the toilet, you know, the one adjoined to the purple room.
I pooed a gigantic poo but all of it didn't come out.
Apparently I rushed and snipped the mega poo at the last moment and left a portion of the poo still in the antechamber.
I pushed and pushed but it wouldn't come out.
So I gave up and rolled up some tissue and put it under me and wiped, so I could get back here to you guys.
I looked down, and on the tissue, there wasn't a cute little thin poo mark like usual.
Instead was a quite respectable thick strip of actual poo, like a piece of beef jerky was lying on the tissue.
It was because of the poo that was still left inside and refused to come out.
I really wanted to get back to talk to you guys so I rolled up more toilet paper and wiped again.
I looked down and there was another strip of poo jerky lying on the tissue.
So I wiped again.
More poo jerky.
Again.
More poo.
Again.
More poo.
It was endless.
In the end I gave up trying to get it all.
I folded up several pieces of toilet paper and stuffed them into the back of my underpants.
Finally, I sprayed Ambi Pur all over my buttocks to hide the fact that I smell like poo.
Columbo
Never again
I think I'm going to be sick. Seriously.
I know the cure for that: Press Gang!
Spock
Live long and prosper
I think I'm going to be sick. Seriously.
Why? What's wrong?
Spock
Live long and prosper
Agreed. It was definitely a shock eviction.
I was expecting one of our "under the radar" players, @miamiBRICE or @eddy04 to be evicted instead.
I guess that's just the game of Big Brother ... a lot of good housemates leave well before their time.
Why? What's wrong?
Your "story". It was pretty detailed.
Spock
Live long and prosper
Your "story". It was pretty detailed.
I'm sorry. I was absent so long I thought a proper explanation was necessary.
Last night's eviction was so close!
The next one is on Saturday night right Big Brother?
Eviction Order so far:
Week 2 - @Wozniacki (Day 14)
Week 3 - @BBAUfan2014 (Day 21)
Week 4 - @TaffyZ (Day 28)
Week 5 - Who's Next?... (Day 35)
The next one is on Saturday night right Big Brother?
Eviction Order so far:
Week 2 - @Wozniacki (Day 14)
Week 3 - @BBAUfan2014 (Day 21)
Week 4 - @TaffyZ (Day 28)
Week 5 - Who's Next?... (Day 35)
davidftw
Team LaPags!
JFC, I can't believe I actually read that through to the end. I just couldn't look away until I reached the climax. What a story! #spockftwSorry I was away for so long everyone.
I was in the toilet, you know, the one adjoined to the purple room.
I pooed a gigantic poo but all of it didn't come out.
Apparently I rushed and snipped the mega poo at the last moment and left a portion of the poo still in the antechamber.
I pushed and pushed but it wouldn't come out.
So I gave up and rolled up some tissue and put it under me and wiped, so I could get back here to you guys.
I looked down, and on the tissue, there wasn't a cute little thin poo mark like usual.
Instead was a quite respectable thick strip of actual poo, like a piece of beef jerky was lying on the tissue.
It was because of the poo that was still left inside and refused to come out.
I really wanted to get back to talk to you guys so I rolled up more toilet paper and wiped again.
I looked down and there was another strip of poo jerky lying on the tissue.
So I wiped again.
More poo jerky.
Again.
More poo.
Again.
More poo.
It was endless.
In the end I gave up trying to get it all.
I folded up several pieces of toilet paper and stuffed them into the back of my underpants.
Finally, I sprayed Ambi Pur all over my buttocks to hide the fact that I smell like poo.
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