…on the Channel 7 Sunrise show this morning they showed a clip saying that Hugh Grant was in the front running to play Doctor Who!… for that to be actually reported must mean that there is some possible truth to the rumour methinks… I picked out a few ‘established‘ actors / personalities that I would like to see in the role of The Doctor if they go down that track instead of picking an unknown… now just imagine my picks having a full on confrontation with The Master… it would possibly sound like this I imagine……
Hugh Grant;… “I… I… I’m frightfully sorry Mister… erm sorry… The Master… um.. Master… but I have my duty to the planet Earth to ask you not to destroy it if you don’t mind… I hope that this doesn’t put you out old chap!… thanks in advance for understanding”…
Richard E Grant;… “I know that it would be delightfully ghoulish to destroy the planet Earth but I can’t allow that… how about we go to another Galaxy and you can destroy 2 planets instead?… 2 for the price of 1 you might say?…
Richard Ayoade;… “Master… it will be so terribly boring if you try to destroy the planet Earth… we will be battling for a few tedious hours and let’s face it… I always win anyway because of my rather superior intellect so how about a glass of wine instead?”…
Bill Nighy;… “you could destroy the planet Earth but I’d obviously have to stop you just with the power of words… I know that you beleive that you understand what you think I said but I’m not sure that you realise that what you heard is not what I meant… what was that?… don’t worry about it… you’ll go and destroy another planet somewhere else?”…
Danny Dyer;… “ere’ ya plonker.. don’t even fink of desroyin’ de Earf Master or I’ll come over dere and nut ya!… and den I’d give ya such an Atomick Wedgie dat you could eat your underpants for breakfast… you’d taste em’ real good… now piss off!”…
Paul McGann;… “before you try and destroy good old Earth I thought that I should probably tell you something… I was the champion bare knuckle fighting champion along the entire west coast of merry old England for a while in the early part of the 1800’s… so if you don’t drop your plans to destroy the Earth… I’ll come over there and will pound the living shit out of you… understand?”…
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…well there you have it… cheers.