Great post buddy, and I had actually considered basically all of this throughout the season, I guess I have just come to the point where I thought I might be giving him too much credit. So as the days have gone by, for me, I have become more and more convinced this is just Ben.
Oh on the flight attendant thing, I take your point about the training, but about the actual job, his deficiencies might be the exact reason why he isn't in that field any longer. Perhaps he didn't have what it took and was fired?!? Do we know how long he actually was a flight attendant? Also I guess there would be large discrepancies between airlines. I'm sure QANTAS has different standards to some of the budget airlines (prior to them all being bought out BY QANTAS lol haha)
This bleach aint goin' anywhere near that train wreck(ing ball...)